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I love the use of the phrase 'some strange alchemy' as a descriptor for a process you don't understand.
'Through some strange alchemy(crochet) they turned a bundle of yarn into a stuffed giraffe'
'Through some strange alchemy(bad cooking) they turned a perfectly marinated steak into a charcoal briquet'
'Through some strange alchemy(good cooking) they turned a pile of slop into the fluffiest bread loaf I'd ever seen'
'Through some strange alchemy(bad reading comprehension) they took my polite statement and turned into a disgusting act against the poor'
and so on
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Poorly drawn Nidoran line
#wym poorly drawn these babies have style#a style that scratches the itch in my brain#pokemon tag#art tag
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The Art of Kiki’s Delivery Service (2006 art book)
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Jack Black did more of Hit Me Baby One More Time, and I am living for this.
What an ad for Kung Fu Panda 4
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Me getting up in the morning like
Hittin’ the keyboard like
Friends comin’ online like
DID YOu SEE tHE THINGg MY GOD
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inspired by the scariest words my dm has ever said to me and the subsequent coolest (AND SCARIEST) scene of my life
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I have a really complex relationship with religion, but here’s something positive
#yes this hits a particular feeling for me#i am not religious and religion has created Issues(TM)#but there is something inexplicably wonderful about it still#something something mythology creates community art and expression something something#art tag
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if it sucks hit da bricks <- litany against sunk cost
take it easy but take it <- litany against burnout/apathy cycle
fuck it we ball <- litany against perfectionism
now say something beautiful and true <- litany against irony poisoning
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Eating a gummy worm. Do NOT try to eat the other end while I'm distracted again.
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harrow soup comic! harrow soup comic!
took some creative liberties with the structure of it all otherwise it would've been 20 pages long... love u tazmuir and all your words but i removed some for my sake... enjoy...
#incredible#one of the most buckwild bits in a book that’s 80% buckwild bits#had no idea what was going on til the last quarter#loved every second of it#locked tomb tag#art tag
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He's about to get shaken like a bottle of juice
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