the hetastuck phenomenon is my roman empire btw what even was that. Why does the sentence "Hetalia fandom is in love with Homestuck fandom" exist. who what when where why.
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The problem with 3zun is that you *think* they’d be textbook ashen but in no way do any of them actually feel ashen.
Xichen’s got zero hate in his little heart for his outer leaves (BIG mistake, dude, how are you supposed to be properly strict as an auspistice if you don’t even have the proper hatemance feels) and then you have Mingjue who is just. SO hung up pity-wise on JGY, it is in no way actual pitch, healthy or unhealthy. JGY, I have a hard time getting a read on, but he did actively kill NMJ so I don’t think he’s feeling very conciliated right now.
I think Xiyao might be flushed, Nieyao might be a very unconventional shade of pale, and Nielan is ???. I dunno what Nielan is, actually.
It’s just not proper ashen. Just really not. Which probably makes sense, given all the murder and rage involved, but still. In NO WAY do these three count as anything other than a tragic ashen disaster.
in a way being terrible at conciliatory feelings feel like textbook homestuck! and I get the impression that auspisticeships might be less likely to be long-term relationships than other quadrants.
(if the auspistice does their job well enough that means at some point the outer leaves stop being tempted to murder one another, right? thus removing the need for an auspisticeship. or maybe there's tons of extremely low-key auspisticeships which are basically a trio of friends watching a movie every Wednesday, and every once in a while two of them remember they're supposed to be duking it out so they start arguing over take-out and the third person is "oh no. stop this. you shouldn't fight. can you get me a beer? nice, thanks.")
If 3zun are in an auspisticeship, I wonder if Nielan isn't also pale - or at least LXC entertains the thought at times. Specifically LXC thinking he can Fix NMJ re: JGY and surely being NMJ's auspistice helps with that, right? It's conciliatory as well. It can only help! (spoiler: it would not.)
Tragically I think Nieyao might have been able to get a good pale-pitch vacillation going had LXC been less involved (and JGS less motivated to remove NMJ). I fully admit this is my bias for pale-pitch ships talking.
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PI: Im afraid I just dont understand why Ace would be mad at me.
PI: I dont know what I did wrong.
PS: you. kinda killed a guy! in broad daylight!
PI: To be fair the poor sucker in question had Flux relations.
PS: what the fuck maggie he was just their mailman
PI: Suspicious mailman.
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PROSAIC STEWARD: A former superstar in the police force turned pathetic mess of a... Vigilante..? Watchdog..? Whatever Team Ace is trying to be. He's got a pretty face and a good heart, but he's a jaded, tired soul. His life's been full of mistakes, but he still hopes one day the world'll be better place- he just doubts he'll be able to help make it happen. Last time he tried help... Well, he tries not to think about it too much.
POLEMIC IMAGINEER: An ex-forensics officer kicked off the force for his effective but... Unethical methods. He's constantly stuck in a walking daydream- the world seemingly flows with his imagination. It makes him dettached to certain concepts, like people. Or logic. Or consequences. He doesn't care about means as long at it makes the ends happen. After all, Team Ace needs someone with the spine to eradicate all the crime in Marvel Capital.
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honestly continually perplexed that ‘the Ancestors and Dancestors are best interpreted as devices for exploring/illuminating the depths and contrasts within and about the characters of the central trolls, not as characters in their own right’ seems to be a minority opinion. it was just pretty obvious to me from the get-go that that’s what they were.
*except Meena/HIC, who I actually think of as the central troll of that grouping, with Feferi serving as a narrative foil/depth-building exercise for her.
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Homestuck ocs + cronkri drawn in roblox spray paint :p
I need to post more art here xp
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Thank you for supporting the Tavros defence squad ❤️
ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY KING THAT WAS MY FUCKIN' BOY!!!!!!!!!! TAVROS LOVERS UNITE!!!!!!!!!
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Homestuck is bullshit, they aren’t even stuck in their houses most of the time!
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