Taehoon MOVE! it's my turn

It should of been me not him 😭

how to tumblr i am no speak this app languege

hi the lame anon here. i've never used tumblr before so instead i harass innocent ppl with corny asks bc i crave for social interaction teehee. i was once asked to come off anon (sweetly) when i gushed to @kaasjee about finally finding other people who were tae-yeon appreciators and ppl of culture. since i can’t keep bothering nice ppl on their ask boxes like a coward i will just go for it and post Seongjoon: The Resurrection(TM) (crack ver) (also 10 min ver) (from ptj’s reject folders) here.

the anon ask @eatsbop where i began the copium treatment: so basically seongjoon is hiding with the good christian thai man who makes sure he eats, recovers and gets strong in his basement before meeting jenny's ugly ass to get child custody of his sharks and jenny's bird n his share of property rights after that shitty divorce. that funeral? lmao no it was just fake! those ashes were gathered from a campfire held nearby lolol seongjoon is well on his way to recovering and ruling the internet once hobin reveals all the truth on his channel!!! hahahaha

the continuation of the copium treatment: since i am indeed in coping treatment after binging this godforsaken series, any support is all welcome and translates as words of your undying love to me! <3 (pls don’t expect accurate storybuilding im only capable of things im good at) so our good, god fearing thai man keeps seongjoon fed and bathed in exchange for tips on the perfect slayful eyebrow grooming and how to save your hairline while working for mr angel number over there with a passion for faking tattoos like a poossie (get them real like seongjoon if you can, coward). and then thai guy quietly ships seongjoon off to thailand so he can  get over whatever mental illness and delusion he’d caught during his first date with penny. seongjoon also masters muay thai <3 he comes back all beautiful, suntanned and op-ed and by then hobin and his fantastic five (six? i hope yeonwoo woke up by then) have exposed Ugly Locker Passcode for the list of crimes he committed and how seongjoon has been a tool all his life (in more ways than one)! this makes seongjoon's sakuras(TM) on newtube to regain their strength as his undying, unbreakable fandom. assemblyman Irrelevant Name is kicked out after being exposed via the bloody usb (ha!), seongjoon's sakuras petition to the bluehouse to take in seongjoon as replacement. the bluehouse agrees bc seongjoon is that slayful (and well they can get money from the eyecandy fansites for selling his pictures taken during meetings so whatev) so yay!! oh while all this was happening in one side of the city, on the other side we got pretty sharkboi dueling it out with unpretty parrotkeeper and sharkboi wins because of how much he's trained. he demands ownership over 90% of their joint property and custody over their waterborne and airborne children because penny(wise) has way too many mental and business issues to look after them ofc. pennywise succumbs bc he's been too surprised to do much for the most part. sharkboi wasn't dead, he was busy getting pretty?? damn. "so are you still up for that coffee date? ....no?? wdym i made shitty coffee anyway, do you want me to shoot you???" so they fight some more..... and then they kiss because fuck it's been years you whores can you just not mess it up for other people because of your gay feelings for each other??? i’ve yet to see pea-tea-jay write some development for taeyeon ffs. act like men you thugs. anyway seongjoon forgives since he's a changed man and he can't be the only one spending money on premium meat for his fishies. he tells captain hook to become a stay-at-home husband/zookeeper while he goes and saves the nation as the Brand new, Bold and Beautiful assemblyman!!! he bonds with hobin and friends and feeds them his recipes and holds intellectual political conversations with yeonwoo in order to help him grow up to be korea’s shining star and for some reason it pisses off taehoon bc it sounds so pretentious, though he does keep a spare beer can in the fridge when he knows seongjoon will visit. and they live happily ever after. everybody was alive and healthy enough to come to wangguk’s and my wedding. end of story. park tae joon could never !!1! *tomatoes*

i love hoseok