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dullahandyke · 17 hours

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one thing i love about kh 'family tree' diagrams is it rlly drives home how little of the confusing 'who is who and there's two copies of this guy' stuff is related to family, which is i feel where a lot of that stuff comes from in other stories. you don't have a long lost dad, you've been possessed by this old guy. oops! there's no family legacy but you ARE a clone so gl with that! bbs eraqus situation obviously exists but even then it's not blood ties. the fact that blood ties almost universally mean fuck all is actually rlly endearing to me

#like. off the top of my head the only canonical relatives anyone has are:#sora and his offscreen mom #kairi n her grandma #ienzo's dead parents #xehanort and his peepaw ephemer + keykid parent #lauriam and strelitzia #baldr and hoder #and thats IT out of the fuckoff ginormous cast!#n thats fun! i like it #this + the lack of concrete romance r rlly cool 2 me bcos like #in a lot of art Family and Love r treated as more important than other types of relationship #n kh says 'no this is interesting we will play in this space'#like yeah yeah paopu fruit yeah yeah gayass riku but the only Canon (tm) romances r from the disney worlds and im sooo happy abt it #like as a loveless aro whos lowkey nobodykin. theres a lot to say abt aromanticism n kingdom hearts. but this is undeniably great for it

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bisociallyawkwardandchad · 2 months

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i watched the one piece live action with my parents! my mom said: "zoro and namis friendship is beautiful :)" my dad said: "that clown is cool as fuck"

#my mom fucking LOVED it #we literally talked abt it over dinner after we finished it was awesome #she rlly likes zoro #she was so scared when he fought mihawk she was like PLS DONT TELL ME HE DIES #and my dad watched all 8 episodes with us #rewatched the last one even #and his only comment was that buggy was rlly fucking cool #the family gc pfp is fkn buggy now 😭😭😭😭#anyways watching opla w my parents was just fkn awesome #opla #one piece #one piece live action

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77ngiez · 27 days

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stalker sanya is canon btw bcs i said so

#yeah watch out for beletsky and kazarina.. beletsky has a lot of talent and kazarina has a lot of #connections....#send post #77ngiez.txt #hir and yura both become stalkers as adults & theyre both very damn good at it #they typically work together #ppl find them kind of scary theyre like and so whenever they come into contact with stalkers that they havent met the other stalkers r like #actually sooooo chill. unless u piss one or both of them off. then there will be hell 2 pay #sanya and yura r in a super cool unlabeled aro4aro bpd4bpd relationship btw and they dont rlly care what other ppl think so there r ppl out #there convinced that theyre dating and others convinced that theyre just work partners and others convinced that theyre family of some sort #oh also by the time they rise up the ranks of stalker fame both of their eggs have cracked so yura uses he/she and the names yura and yulya #interchangably and is on e and stuff and sanya binds and uses ze/hir but they also dont rlly care abt strangers perceptions of their gender #so at the end of every day they get home and have silly convos like “i got pegged as a cis guy by the grocery store cashier today” “yeah i #ropped by andreis to drop smth off and his mom was very confused about whether to call me sir or maam"#oh theyre both training this kid [my occc :333] andrei to become a stalker [bcs he begged them so so nicely]#sorry this sounds insane. glimpse into my sick and twisted mind ig

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marmett · 6 months

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i do think its so fun how wyll and cherish both have mirrored red eyes. when wyll gets changed into a demon he might miss his original eye color, bc he'd already lost the one eye, and now the one he has looks nothing like his. but maybe the inhuman look isnt so bad when cherish has a red eye too.

#i honestly didnt plan this #i just thought itd be cool to give cherish heterochromia #and i decided on red and brown #so he has one eye the same color as his mother's #and one the same color as his father's #which like the brown eye is rlly the only way he looks at all like his father #and his height too ig #otherwise he looks like his mom #he barely even looks like hes half human

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torchiiko · 1 year

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smth i wonder abt now and then is if ppl from my past think abt me at all or if they even remember me

bc i think abt ppl i used to get along with and wonder if wed still get along now and what kind of ppl theyve become yet theres a chance i havent crossed their minds since the day they last saw me

#my moms still facebook friends with the mom of one of my old school friends and she showed me a pic of him once and hed gotten piercings #he looked older too. itd been a few years since i saw him #last i remember my mom showed me a pic his mom posted of him decorating his room with fake clouds . and it looked rlly cool #i miss him now and then . i wonder if he still likes pokemon or ever got into drawing #we used to trace & reference drawings from our pokemon guidebooks we bought at school bookfairs #ive considered reaxhing out multiple times and i Have tried but i had to go thru my mom & his mom & she never. got back 2 us #and considering he hasnt rlly tried Either.. i dont think he remembers me or is interested in reconnecting. lol #torch chatter

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the-furies · 9 months

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vibrates normally like. Can I please draw Pansy. can I PELASE draw pansy

#pk;m electrochemistry🔴#hi our ear is full of wax i cannot hear theoufh it and I am disoriented as shit and our body hurts bc we r trying 2 realign things #but i want ro draw the damn art idea she's had for months. it's soooo funny. it's sooooooo #BUT GIRL YOU ARE HARD TK DRAW ESPECIALLY UR ACTUAL CANON DESIGN!!!!! AUGH.#it'd prob actually be FUNNIER if we drew our canon designs that'd make the joke hit harder. but. GIRL.#u r so shredded. adj hot I cannnot draw youuuiuuuuuu or ur face.#waht other ideas do we have. we probably have other ideOJ I SHould .#ooooiughhhhh the ideas. i caj do that one i can draw empathy.#she's so pretty . i am not gay for her she's just prettyJFJFKDFKKGFK #'she's so pretty!' I SAY. PLATONICALLY #waoe i cannot wait for mom to pour peroxide into our head!#oh there's also thI'm not drawinf tjst one. if i do it's not seeing the light of dayUFIFIDKSKDGKGK #actually i mean ok Maybe but peopel have 2 get real cool abt a lot of thints rlly quickly (weird sex) THAT SOUNDS SO FUNNY WITH NO CONTEXT #hi. we feel sick LMAO #WAIT CAN WAX FUCKERY CAUSW. hodlvon. ohhhhh it sure can cause nausea and vertigo! and kther things! fun!

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stuck-in-the-ghost-zone · 11 months

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SO refreshing 2 talk abt weird interests <3

#my cousin is an author and is veryyyy into weird horror and we spent abt an hour talking abt annihilation #and he gave me abt 10 more books i wanna read #3 of which are jeff vandermeer..... ough #AND hes rhe one that recommended midnight mass to me around easter time #and this is the first ive seen him since then so we talked abt that for a while too...#he said he would send me one of his unpublished short stories to read bc he based it on subnautica and he thinks i would like it #he was describing it like 'oh astronaut crash lands on an ocean on an alien planet' and i went. gasp... just like subnautica #and he was like YEAH EXACTLY. THATS WHAT I WAS INSPIRED BY I LOVE THAT GAME #and we also talked abt minecraft....... like. yeah #yeah! thatwas so cool.... i love 2 be weird #and when we started talkimg abt annihilation my mom jumped in like ugh i thought that movie was so stupid #AND IT WAS SO FUCKING NICE TO HAVE SOMEONE HAVE MY BACK WHEN I SAY ITS ACTUALLY REALLY GOOD .#AND HE DEFENDED THE ENDING TOO . LIKE. YEAH. YEAH IM NOT WEIRD FOR LIKING THIS #laying on thr floor. im sleepy now but that was sooo cool #nobody sent me asks abt genloss >:| i rlly wanted to debate with fans of it #like bestie come here i just want to talk (<< hiding my insane opiniond about horror and aesthetics and design behind my back)#blahblahblah

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aberrantmind · 1 year

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also another installment in elsies adventures on the ensemble stars fandom wiki (please forgive me i dont know if theres any better wikis for it) i found out that two of the characters were online buddies before they had a falling-out and that also one of those two is very heavily implied to have been trained as an assassin and the other is like. a stan twitter member. and is the one who ended their friendship.

#8lah #it makes me insane #i like to imagine that like kohaku finally got up the guts to be honest w aira and aira was just like #what the fuck dont fucking roleplay at me youre 13 youre not an assassin #its going to make me write a fanfiction. its bad.#like i mean mostly i just get rlly invested in online friendships in fiction cause ive been in so many that went so terribly #and projecting is a Time-Honored Tradition ok.#its either aira got pissed bc he thought kohaku was lying or i completely transplant one of my big online friendship breakups on them #and kohaku lied about smoking weed bc he wanted to sound cool and aira was totally straight edge at the time and got pissed and ditched him #and then spent the next Rest Of His Life feeling guilty about that whenever he jokes about weed or when his family is like #hey kid do you want to try an edible for your headaches #like no mom if i do that then im a hypocrite bc me years and years ago threw a fit about a friend claiming to vape

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jrueships · 2 years

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jaren just gave me secondhand embarrassment so i need people to start working on that bottom jaren fic asap please

#he is actually so annoying i thought he just acted that way with ja and d*llon because hes insane but thats like #his base personality #i was watching his livestream with his parents bcs i was abt to call his dad ugly but felt bad n had to doublecheck #if he was worthy to be called ugly or not and btw hes not #even though he is bald he makes it work hes one of those babies designed to have a smooth head from birth #but yea his parents are great jaren is also great but i would not hesitate to push him into a pool if the opportunity presented itself 2 me #like his dad is so kind !!! always telling jaren how much he loves him how hes so proud of him! pattin him on the back!!#he'll tell jaren he loves him and jaren will just be staring at the screen or do a kpop pose #AND THEN JAREN RANDOMLY STARTED MAKING FUN OF HIS BALD HEAD ????#his dad was asked abt some of his fav players of his time or smthin n he was listin them off reminiscing #n jarens lookin bored just doing stuff to entertain the camera ignoring his dads spiel which he prolly had to hear alot from a past player #BUT THEN HE LIKE CUTS HIM OFF NEAR THE END??? n is like 'well lets talk about MY favorite etc'#but anyways they are a cute fam tho!! they compliment each other all the time n boost each other up <3 #i love supportive families <3 i love supportive dads n moms n things of that nature #jaren was filming his dad playing pool at the beginning while his mom cheered him on it was so cute #just when ppl started getting on the live n jaren was on camera u could rlly see the 'im cool cus im aloof' shift #or the 'i have to be funny always as entertainment' personality u see from like. the mean popular girls of ur school's lives #anyways tho i said what i said im gettin impatient 😾

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gnomecity · 2 years

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MY LIFE IZ A TUMBLR TEXTPOST

Ok so every Saturday night I go 2 thiz tea place with my mom cuz they have live jazz every Saturday night from 7–9 P.M.!!!! And um performerz switch every week [usually a duo, there r some that come often tho] and tonight there was a singer/guitarist and a keyboarder!!! And um so the room they were performing in was kinda empty after 8 P.M. and it was just me and my mom and another table with 2 old ladiez and tbh I think they were kinda drunk [they also have some alcoholic drinkz there] 😭,, the musicianz started playing Don’t Go Breaking My Heart by Elton John [kinda breaking the jazz thing lmao but they thought it would b fun] and one of the old ladiez made a joke about getting up and dancing and then she did. My mom and I started dancing and singing along too it was so fun!!! The singer got up and started doing the thing where she’ll sing a line and then turn the mic towardz someone else 2 sing the next one!!!!!! It was so cool dhdjdbdjdkdh core memory unlocked thank u drunk old lady <33,,, the tea and dessert were great tonight too :]!!! My mom and I go every week and stuff like thiz never happenz and the ppl who work there said they haven’t seen audience engagement like thiz before hdkdjfhdfb literally it was so cool like maybe I am living in a movie or smth. Where r those damn cameraz,,,,

#dendwritez #if some annoying guy commentz ‘haha yeah that happened and everyone clapped’ or smth like that I will bite their arm off #did u know that fun and unexpected stuff happenz irl??? maybe ur life iz just boring #tonight was so fun after a rlly long day :]#that tea was med-high caffeine so I’m gonna have a great time staying up lmao #I mean I’ll probably just b doing homework but ya know. I’m ok with that I had fun 2day and the sooner I get it done the sooner I will #— be able 2 do other stuff #ah the temporary feeling of pure sweet happiness and joy…#I also think it’z so funnee when old ppl r shocked by young’unz knowing old songz 😭… we have parentz!#also that song iz just a classic #… Elton John songz being in Gnomeo and Juliet may have played a part tho #Elton iz so cool tbh literally the vibez!!!! I hurt my voice singing his part in The Pink Phantom the other day 😭#ramble ramble ramble… I luv 2 talk don’t I? lol #*dreamy sigh*#elton john #core memory #one of the old ladiez was like ‘haha trying to emberass ur kid?’ when my mom got up 2 dance #little did they know embarrassment iz an emotion I do not feel and I luv being cringe and dancing and singing in public >:]!!!! MWAHAHAHAHA

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geddy-leesbian · 7 months

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oh shit guess I can just finish my silly little puppy love/childhood friend Serrennedy AU because it obviously fucks w his backstory/timeline extensively enough that I'm not worried about making it compatible with headcanons and shit

#they only know each other as kids for a couple months #but it def fucks w the rest of the timeline outside of those months too #they meet bc luis's dad shows up looking for luis's mom one day and finds out she's dead but he has a fucking kid #and he's cool at first and wants to step up so he takes luis for a while and he's in america for work or whatever #and leon's fam lives nearby #then after a couple months he decides parenting sucks and dumps luis back w his grandfather and fucks off to be a deadbeat #so even tho he does end up back with his grandfather and doesn't see leon again until re4 the couple months away still affect him #enough that it's kinda a butterfly effect thing and other little things play out differently #rlly writing a novel in the tags rn huh

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sillylittleclowncat · 8 months

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eek almost forgot to post them here too! my internet was bad where i was that's why lol >_> anuways enjoy cat family having fun at the beach and being happy and silly!! :oD

#oc art #furry art #i love drawing my ocs when they were younger making them be as cute and sweet as possible hehe #i kinda hate how even tho i scanned this there's still some little things u cant rlly see.. blehh its cool though #should i introduce them..my ocs..#brown cat on left is wisp I LOVE HER SO MUCH!!! baker mom.. she bakes she has like her own bakery n stuff I LOVE HER!! BEAUTIFUL WOMAN!!#light grey cat is catmore!! goofy name i know but i was like 10 when i made him ok thats his name forever he is quite silly! i love him #in this picture he is like uhh...5 yrs old #orange cat next to him is wisteria!! his lil sister!! my beloved also..she is 2 yrs younger than him so here she'd be like 3 #dark grey cat on right is ash!! he is a chemist WOW.. science ..he's cool too though i love him as well #their last names is snowlight..combination of snow and light which were ash and wisp's last names respectively before they got married ykno

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littlehatmouse · 1 year

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wip of guy from get out im working on in my art class (i have never seen get out)

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it looks really desaturated in the picture but the colors irl are better lmao

#traditional art #oil pastel #im rlly upset because i was really proud of the cool undertones on the right side of his face and then i added the Background!#and now it looks WARM and all my work is WASTED.#and idk how to fix it without spending like an hour either fixing the background or the face shading #and my art teacher just wants me to move on atp #im literally so upset about this i wish i took a picture without the bg it looked so much better #im just realizing now his eyes are too big i hate this #this is why you dont look at ur art for more than 5 minutes after youve stopped working on it #also. ive been working on this for 4 art classes and im like 2/3 done. it has been 7 and a half hours.#a half because i was 30 minutes late one time bc the trains were fucked up LMFAO #i am Rambling i should probably stop #my hands r covered in oil pastel and i have to go to an art fair bc my mom is there sobs

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formulafics · 5 months

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★ THE JPG CHRONICLES | PART 4

Scenario: in which the grid and fan favorite mclaren reserve driver opens a jpg account, but it isn’t what was expected. this time around, yn ln finally reveals who her boyfriend is.

Pairing: f1 grid x fem!reader

A/N: guys, we’ve made it to the last part of the jpg chronicles. i just want to thank everyone who’s followed along with this and i hope you enjoy 🫶🏻 also paying homage to the pink and orange theme since all of the other parts use that!

PART 1 | PART 2 | PART 3

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yn.jpg VEGAS BABY ‼️ mom (my pr manager) said i can’t say what i want to say about the race. she also said if you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say it at all…so anyways vegas is pretty cool race aside 🥰

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yn.jpg shoutout to @/logansargeant for his first appearance on this account!

⤷ logansargeant thank you yn

⤷ yn.jpg your welcome!!

landonorris caption is real

norrisnation yn speaking for the lando girlies (gn) once again

rizzciardo LMFAO REFERRING TO YOUR PR MANAGER AS MOM

⤷ yn.jpg she is mother

alphatauritaurialpha yn this isn’t a bf reveal :/

⤷ yn.jpg babe i promise the bf reveal is coming. i have plans for it

⤷ piastrispastry YOU GOT CALLED BABE BY YN YOU WIN AT LIFE

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racing.news sources say yn ln is ‘in trouble’ with mclaren team principal due to her second instagram account where she is notorious for posting funny pictures of her coworkers.

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norrisnation so this is why she’s delaying the bf reveal

ynln.official HELP???? IM NOT IN TROUBLE WHAT 😭

mickshumacher @/ynln.official 😳

⤷ ynln.official mick do not feed into this madness you’re better than that

⤷ sunnyshumacher mick and yn may not be dating but i love their friendship so much LMAO

landonorris im crying this is so funny

⤷ ynln.official of course you’re here

mclaren can’t take her anywhere 🫣

⤷ ynln.official ENOUGH

rizzciardo YN IN THE COMMENTS IS SENDING ME THIS IS SO FUNNY

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yn.jpg home is wherever he is. ❤️

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yukitsunoda0511 i love you ❤️

⤷ yn.jpg I LOVE YOU

landonorris the day has finally come 🙏🏻

⤷ yn.jpg stfu

fernandoalo_official 👍

⤷ yn.jpg dad approved. thank you nando

norrisnation ARE WE OFFICIALLY GETTING THE BF REVEAL? IS THIS THE REVEAL? IM GOING INSANE

yukitauri WAR IS OVER

yukitauri MY BABIES IM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW

yukitauri ALSO MY PARENTS ‼️ MY PARENTS ONLY BC YALL ARE HATERS

yukitauri THROWING UP RIPPING MY HAIR OUT YN IT IS A DAMN TUESDAY YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME RIGHT NOW

rizzciardo i expect an increase in content of them. i need it

formulatsunoda ykw i’ll be so honest i did NOT expect it to be yuki but im not mad 🤭

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yn.jpg back to our regularly scheduled program 😼

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yn.jpg i am @/fernandoalo_official btw and he is @/ynln.official. he’s just a silly teenage-ish girl

⤷ dreamyalbon YN PLEASE WHAT 😭

⤷ fernandolandoland okay but her relationship with fernando is so wholesome she rlly is his grid child

alex_albon nurse, she’s out again

⤷ yn.jpg 🤺

maxfewtrell this account is my roman empire

⤷ oscarpiastri same mate

maxsupermax we are so back

yukitauri idk about yall but i won’t be moving on from the bf reveal that is my home

yn.jpg @/schecoperez not commenting = hater 😿

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landitolover · 4 months

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𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒂 𝒍𝒐𝒕, 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓, in which lando and his fiancée joke about having kids (cats), but they randomly just drop an actual pregnancy announcement! ౨ৎ lando x mexican!fiancée!reader

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yourusername que feo

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user get this girl a kid for christmas!

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→ user plot twist he gives her an actual kid instead 🤷‍♀️

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user QUE PRECIOSA

user are u guys still trying for a baby

→ yourusername yes i rlly want a kitten for Christmas landonorris

→ landonorris yeah and i want a hippopotamus for christmas

→ user okkk xmas king ‼️‼️

user i love u queen 🙏🏼 and your lil white boy 🫶🏼

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user jump-scare warning for the 1st pic yn

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carlossainz55 por fin, un caption que es la verdad 😂

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→ landonorris stop shit talking me guys!!!!

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landonorris SOOO HERMOSA 🤩

landonorris i don’t regret the last slide.

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→ landonorris BABY I WAS KIDDING I FELT REALLY BAD

→ user smh i’m already a child of divorce 😞

lilymhe 😍😍 become a runaway bride for me

→ yourusername ofc baby

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yourusername when he hangs out with the opposition… he’s cute though, I guess?

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user the opps 😒😒😷😷

user WHERES RHE CAT CAFE LOCATED QUEEN

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user my babygirl perfect angel pink princess bubblegum honey sweetheart sunshine shmuckums

→ landonorris that’s actually what i call her every morning

→ alex_albon good morning baby

user shes so gorgeous I just died dead

yourmom que preciosa mija ❤️❤️

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landonorris DIOSA 😍😍😍

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landonorris mi chula novia 👰‍♀️

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maxfewtrell no

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→ landnorris erm actually 🤓 don’t talk to my fiancée like that

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landonorris we found a cat in our chair after we finished swimming, welcome to the family zanahoria 🥕 (this is her only Christmas present)

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user OMG 😊😊 THEY HAVE A KID!!

user she’s so pretty

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user real baby next xx

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lilymhe she looks absolutely beautiful! uhm- and you’re there..

yourusername MY ONLY PRESENT?? YOU KIDNAPPED THE CAT

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→ yourusername u right.. i still deserve christmas gifts

→ landonorris i’m broke

→ yourusername …….🌝

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yourusername life update: back in my hometown, lando brought the helmet he quite literally dnfed in (🌝🌝), and my mom won’t stop showing him my baby pics. p.s. flo, can you please send me lando’s baby pics so he can stfu xx

December 21st, 2023

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user tbf the helmet is rlly nice

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user WAAAHHHH

user best couple ever idc

user she was such a cute baby 🥹

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landonorris flo please don’t send her my baby pics

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landonorris wow u are so cool!!!! i am your biggest fan 🤩🤩

→ yourusername I’M (getting) MARRIED!!!!!!😡😡😡

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alex_albon u look disappointed in the first pic

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landonorris she isn’t dead!!

january 4th, 2024

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user YN 😭😭😭 its been a year daddy

user i missed them so bad

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user SHES ALIVE!! AND HEALTHY!!!

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alex_albon is your cat studious

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→ alex_albon didn’t u like… not go to high school?

→ landonorris i can still be studious, mate!!!!

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yourusername and it’s all just too much for little lando norris… surprise!! i am pregnant ❓(have been for like 3 months now)

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user OH MY GOD. THEYRE HAVING A KID????

user i am hyperventilating shut up

user LMFAOO THE 2ND PIC

user what about us….. your og children ☹️☹️

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my grandparents got themselves kicked out of their nursing home lmaoooo

#serves em right dont think my mom shoulda bothered to help them in there in the first place #if theyve genuinely fucked up so bad they got kicked out in two months just let them die #at this point they clearly don't want to help themselves #uh. for context. they r abusive shitheads. my dads mom is cool though #do kinda feel bad for my grandpa cos he sucks but he at least was making an active effort to get them medical care #n not rely on my deadbeat uncle or mother who rightfully hates them #but he had a stroke so he can't rlly do anything n my grandma is just fucking it all up in his stead #whatever. if they die i will laugh ngl. horrendously bad people who have put themselves in this situation n burdened my family with it

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