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lordvatera · 4 years

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Best Friends: Quarantine

INT: Kris, a teenager, is quarantined in his house and has nothing to do other than chores, internet and video games. Mike, also a teenager, is in the same situation as Kris and he’s been online on instagram for over hours. Kris opened his instagram and he saw his best friend online.

Kris: (Chat) oy

Kris: (Chat) how’s quarantine?

Mike: (Chat) boring,

Kris: (Chat) how’s life?

Mike: (Chat) in quarantine

Kris: (Chat) wut u doin?

Mike: (Chat) nothin special,

Kris: (Chat) sure?

Mike: (Chat) yeah, pretty sure.

It took a minute of no reply from Mike. While Kris is looking through, with dead eyes from his ennui state, to his snapchat account. Then he saw Mike online on snapchat.

Kris: (Chat) well? Aren’t u gonna ask wat im doin?

Mike: (Chat) I already know wat u doin

Mike: (Chat) goin through instagram den 2 snapchat

Kris: (Chat) ok

Mike: (Chat) ok

It took another minute of no reply from Mike. Kris is still bored on his phone. He turned off his phone and played on his PC. Overwatch. Onced he played the game, he saw Mike online then chatted.

Kris: (Chat) wanna play?

Mike: (Chat) sure

Kris played for an hour with Mike beating every single game, always MVP. Then quited the game. His eyes are still dead.

Kris: (Chat) dis is getting boring

Mike: (Chat) yeah

Mike: (Chat) imma order somtin brb

Kris: (Chat) ok

Kris: (Chat) im hungry also

Mike ordered sushi from Kris ordered a Big Mac, large size Root Beer and a poutine from McDonalds. While he was waiting he went through his Instagram account.

Mike: (Chat) wat u getin?

Kris: (Chat) big mac and poutine, u?

Mike: I should’ve gotten some Mcdonalds instead.

Mike: (Chat) some sushi

Kris: Sushi, huh.

Mike: (Chat) oh yeah

Mike was dead bored that he didn’t even have the energy to hold his phone.

Mike: I don’t know what to do! I’m just so bored! I’m dying!

Mike’s brother: (Knocked on the wall) I can help with that!

Mike: Shut it dude! It’s already 2 pm! Your shift’s like 2:15!

Mike’s brother: Don’t worry, Imma make it quick!

Mike: What! Hell no! That sounded so wrong!

Mike’s brother: You were the only one who thought that. You gay?

Mike: No I’m not! Stop busting my balls!

Mike’s brother: Kay sure. Aright, Imma leave. No homo!

Mike: (Mumbling) Ugh, that guy.

Mike immediately took his phone and used it again to chat with Kris. His chat bubble already had 2 notifications.

Kris: (Chat) wat?

Kris: (Chat) ?

Kris: (Chat) did u die?

Mike: Oh yeah, I was gonna tell him something. I forgot.

Mike: (Chat) yup, im dead.

Kris: Yeah, right.

Kris: (Chat) ok. Say hi to my grandma

Mike: (Chat) sure wat do u wanna tell her

Kris: (Chat) i miss her….

Mike: (Chat) gotcha

Kris: (Chat) ….lasagna

Mike: (Chat) ok, got it.

Mike: (Chat) anymore request?

Kris: (Chat) also, tell her i would like to have money for ps5

Kris: (Chat) 500

Mike: Oh yeah, PS5 just released its teaser.

Mike: (Chat) ok, got it all written down

Kris: (Chat) tnx yo

Mike: (Chat) no prob

Kris: (Chat) bro, I have a joke 4 u

Mike: (Chat) shoot, im all ears

Mike: (Chat) actually eyes

Kris: (Chat) knock knock

Mike: (Chat) come in

Kris: (Chat) NAAAOOO!!

Kris: (Chat) dont

Mike: (Chat) y? Wats wrong?

Mike: (Chat) i already know who’s knocking

Kris: (Chat) but dats not how da joke works

Mike: Pftt, hehehe. Gonna prank him again.

Mike: (Chat) I just wanna tell u how im feeling

Kris: Oh I know what that line is. You can’t trick me fool!

Kris: (Chat) but that doesnt how it goes!

Mike: (Chat) gotta make u understand

Kris: (Chat) NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP! NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN!

Kris: (Chat) NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU!!!!!!!!!

Kris: (Chat) U GOT BACKFIRED RICKROLLEDDDD!!!!! BABBBBYY!

Kris: I’m an esper yo!

Mike: Dude, that’s….. Sigh.

Mike: (Chat) u got me there

Mike: (Chat) honestly thought i could get u

Kris: (Chat) i forgot wat my jk was

Kris: (Chat) forget it

Mike: (Chat) den how’s u n ur gf

Kris: (Chat) Sophia huh?

Kris: (Chat) she’s bored

Kris: (Chat) like real almost legit slowly dying of boredness whenever we call

Mike: (Chat) yeah, i can imagine

Mike: (Chat) one time when we were in middle school, she would sleep in class with a pillow

Mike: (Chat) den da teacher went up 2 her angry n asked her yknow like movies stuff

Mike: (Chat) den it ended up with da teacher asking that she could learn something new from her class

Mike: (Chat) but she kept snuggling her pillow like she’s not there n said

Mike: (Chat) im learning nothing new, ur teaching history ms

Mike: (Chat) all da class laughed so hard one guy shouted, “she roasted u ms!”

Kris: (Chat) she still sleeps with a pillow in class even now

Mike: (Chat) n u know wat happened 2 dem?

Mike: (Chat) r teacher never spoke with her again 4 da rest of her middle school

Kris: (Chat) yeah, wats up with sophia

Kris: (Chat) she always sleep but theres like another ear activated whenever she sleeps

Kris: (Chat) like she always knows wat the teacher’s teaching

Kris: (Chat) i think she’s an esper

Kris: (Chat) I THINK MY GIRLFRIEND IS AN ESPER BRO!

Mike: (Chat) calm down

Mike: (Chat) i know how terrifying she can be

Mike: (Chat) ive experienced it first hand

Kris: (Chat) imma go asked her if she has some super power or wat

Mike: (Chat) u serious?

Mike: Actually I’m legit curious what her reaction will be.

Kris: (Chat) yeah

Mike: (Chat) dude i wanna know 2

Mike: (Chat) put me on another device and call

Mike: (Chat) call her n i listen

Kris: (Chat) k sure

Kris called Mike on his other older phone then proceed to call Sophia afterwards. She answered with a cracky voice.

Sophia: Hey

Kris: Hey, got a sec? I wanna ask you something.

Sophia: I can’t hear you.

Kris: I wanna ask you something.

Sophia: Still can’t hear you. Put the mic closer.

Kris: Here, can you hear me now?

Sophia: Yup, loud and clear.

Kris: So I just wanna ask you something.

Sophia: Sure, what is it?

Kris: (Hesitantly) Do you have super powers?

Mike: (Muted) Pfftt!! He actually asked!

Sophia: Well, I kinda do have one.

Kris: Whoah, really?!

Sophia: Yup, to know whether you still like me or not. (Chuckled) Something like that probably.

Kris immediately puts down his phone. He really genuinely thought she did have one but not this. While Mike was drinking water and spilled it.

Mike: Oh, shit. It went through my nose. Ah, man. I never thought Sophia would say some cheesy lines like that. I should’ve recorded this.

Kris: Oh shoot, I forgot you were there!

Kris ended his call with Mike.

Sophia: Yup, you’re still in love with me! Knew it!

Kris: (Mumble) Crap, I didn’t know this side of hers existed.

Kris: Can you give me a few minutes? I’ll end the call.

Sophia: Yeah, sure. Bye~

Kris: Bye.

Mike: Oh look, he ended the call. Getting embarrassed for a second. I can use this moment against those 2 in the meantime.

Mike: Imma give him a call again.

Kris: Dude, did you heard it?

Mike: Huh? What’s it?

Kris: Okay, (Sigh) it’s nothing.

Mike: (Mumble) Oh, I totally heard that.

Mike: So, what she say?

Kris: Of course not. Is what she said.

Mike: Ohh, well that’s expected. (Mumble) liar.

Kris: Yeah, why did I even ask her.

Mike: Yeah, I know right! Hehehehe. It’s just another one of your embarrassing secrets.

Kris: Huh? What was that?

Mike: Nothing. Why’d you end your conversation with her?

Kris: Cause…. Y’know I was talking to someone else before her.

Mike: Ahhh, then why you blushing so much.

Kris: No I’m not.

Mike: Okay. Okay. Okay.

Kris: Seriously, she didn’t say anything.

Mike: I wasn’t asking about her, I was asking about you.

Kris: Nothing really happened, okay!

Mike: Sure, whatever you say so.

EXT: Mike smirking when saying the last line.

END

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