#charlie why is there a fucking stink lily in the mens toilet??? | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

headgehug · 2 years

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jumping from the fire emblem three houses fandom where I was coerced into reading heartbreaking heartwarming angst with a happy ending trope fics to sunny where idc about the Big Ship and live here just for the rat man is like. where is my 50k hanahaki disease charlie kelly reader fic. you want ME to write that?? an angel has not yet done it??

#i just think charlie should be spiting up nightshade in the bar bathroom #spitting*. hey frank have i been eating these weird flowers in my sleep or something i dont remember this being on our menu #u turning into a dog charlie? dogs eat grass and shit when they feel sick #but i dont feel sick frank #not like my body anyways #just. like my heart feels sick #you havin a heart attack like deandra??#maybe.#like. pale pink oleander petals hacked up and shoved into his hoodie pocket #charlie why is there a fucking stink lily in the mens toilet???#oh shit dennis sorry i was throwing up a little bit earlier #you didnt throw up the flower dumbass! go clean it up while i hang out with the cool new bartender we hired idfk #hey mac. can i talk to you for a sec? i feel like im dying. like im rotting from the inside out.#after rhe waitress hes like well being up front just got me hated. and because i dont know what moderation is #ill just say nothing to them. jsut happy to be friends.#hey charlie! uhh.. hey dude. did you put a morning glory in your beard today? it looks cute!#oh. uhh no? oh huh. gusss i did. weird. um anyways. maybe want to hang out later?#anyways ill stfu now sorry. i dont often fuck with angst but i love me some killer lovesickness. ***#*** WITH A HAPPY ENDING!!!

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