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God's Country, Ethel Cain
#got bored was thinking about wolves. specifically muzzle grabs. felt like trying something new#hey do you guys know how difficult it was to find a picture I liked of muzzle grabbing?#i ended up settling for that second picture I used and that's not even a muzzle grab#cause they don't have each other's snouts in their mouths#but like. every picture is one dog looking mildly annoyed while the other one has their whole snout in their mouth#but like. when MY DOGS do a muzzle grab it looks like this animalistic approximation of a human kiss#which is what I would've really liked. but whatever#anyway I really like this song guys I really fucking like this song do you know that. top ten songs of all time#ethel cain#ethel cain typography#I guess???#idk what you should tag these with
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imagining a world in which Simon agreed to go with Edwin and try to escape hell, imagining Simon developing an immediate and very inadvisable crush on the cute guy that just threw a grenade at a demon and Edwin's reaction to that, imagining the reaction of Charles Overprotective Rowland when he finds out that the guy Edwin insists on dragging along with them is one of the guys that sacrificed him to a demon in the first place, imagining the Night Nurse's face when three dead boys pop back through the door instead of two
#dead boy detectives#charles rowland#edwin payne#This is very much not what I would have wanted to see in the show because that episode was perfect to me#But I do think it would have been funny#And hey if you wanted to go the angst route and follow sandman comic lore of 'people stay in hell because they believe they should be there#Then you could have Edwin who has come to terms with who he is and Simon who is starting to forgive himself thanks to Edwin#Getting out of Hell just fine while they're being chased#And Charles 'im scared I'll end up like my dad' Rowland. Charles 'i could never be good enough' Rowland. Charles 'rage issues' Rowland#Who doesn't think he deserves to get out. Even if the thought is deep down and buried#Edwin's reaction to that would be. Woof. Yikes. Delicious#Don't get me wrong Charles would absolutely not stay in hell because I love him too much for that#And so does Death and you absolutely cannot change my mind about that there's no way she doesn't know about the boys#So yeah he'd get out fairly quickly#But just. The potential. The pain. Chef's kiss
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my coworkers are being turbo transphobic and literally refuse to listen to answers to questions they fucking ask argh!!! I can just tell you!!! I can just answer you!!!!! I have answers!!! to the ridiculous questions you ask in a mocking way!!!! if you listen for one second I can just fucking explain!!!! 😡😭😡😭
#they ask why would trans men NEED tampons for men since they are WOMEN why cant they juat use WOMEN ones those stupid silly women ugh#they keep coming back to the topic#and im like hey they are not women ^_^ and try to explain the concept#in easy kindergarten terms like hey you know how you wouldnt want to buy pink girly items because you are a (cis) guy! well#and them im cut off with more transphobic shit before i can say anything else#my coworker literally said her son told her and her husband they were playing spin the bottle on a school trip#and she asked so did you kiss any girls? and he said#sure when it landed on a girl then i kissed a girl (implying he also kissed guys)#and she said her husband was so shocked because hes conservative#while she said she just ordered the son not to say anything else#and she tells us 'i think he was just testing us or something'#wtf. i said well okay maybe he was testing your reactions and now hes not gonna tell you shit anymore#and she went like hm 🤔#also the irony of saying her HUSBAND is conservative while she fucking. misgenders trans men all day and jokes about gay men constantly#in a nasty way#all of them do#im so tired#she complained kids nowadays are so caaual about gay people#and i said okay well i love it personally they should keep it up#and NO ONE at the table supported/agreed with me#sorry i am on a work trip and suffering#transphobia tw#neri stfu
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I legitimately don’t care what other people ship, but I do think that more people need to be willing to admit that “what I think needs to be canon” does in fact equal “fanon” or “a headcanon” and that sometimes it’s just not going to happen. Either learn how to deal with that or stop engaging with the piece of media that is making you angry.
#i really don't care if you're happy with the source material but like#there's a difference between 'oh hey i think these two characters should kiss'#and 'canon is doing it wrong because this one character expressed feelings one time and it triggered something i like and therefore canon is#wrong because it did not ever follow through on this thing that i like'#yes this is about REDACTED#criticizing media and being angry at media is different in my head fyi#go ahead and criticize away#ship whatever the fuck you want to ship#but like there are a lot of times i just don't vibe with a canon ship#so i get it#but some people just act so entitled and it's really annoying#anyway sorry for bringing this up i have enough people blocked that i'm only hearing about this shit second or thirdhand but yeah#sometimes i want to say things
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See the thing about Sleep Token is that every song is probably just about about rough sex and toxic break ups and a fake god, but they all could have about 30 different meanings, and everyone of them is valid, and also so ridiculous, but I love them and also, it’s probably just sex, you know?
#very much so#sleep token#these tags got long and I don’t think this is a shit post anymore#just so you know. these tags. are something. and should you choose to read them I give you a kiss *smooch*#every sleep token song is about X and you are correct cause I do not think Vessel puts All This into it?? like they have meaning#and it’s personal meaning to him. but it’s probably Not This Deep. and I think some of them are just ‘hey what is my character up to?’ and#some of it is ‘hey. this is how I feel about this certain thing that happened too me that you’ll never know about but I hope it resonates#with you.’ and then some of it is ‘lmao I wanna get fucked/fuck someone to the point it feels like worshiping them’.#so yeah. I think we put our own meaning behind the songs and each interpretation is correct cause Vessel isn’t going to actually ever give#us info and I think that beautiful.
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my dream portrayal of jgy is that he's an independant character with his own strengths (not lxc's sweet little child-birthing wifey) that get recognition and appreciation (and that aren't 'being a good mommy/rabid event planner, haha, such a control freak this a-yao'), who deserves and gets love (but isn't just a tiny lovely thing whose only purpose is-- do you get my point already i wonder), who's allowed to be in a bad mood (but isn't defined by those moments, which is very important to me personally), but who isn't a cruel or bad person (and whose attempts at explaining his situation to others are taken seriously, and not as just him trying to Manipulate Others As Usual because, and i might be controversial but idqc, if i'm to call a character a gaslighting manipulator i'd like to see cases of him a/ doing it b/ succesfully c/ often, and no, "well he conned lxc into thinking he's not an evil murderous twink, SOMEHOW" doesn't count)
and my problem is that it's, well, as dreams usually are, rather unattainable
#what i mean by 'allowed to be in a bad mood but not defined by them' is that like. i talked about it before but the way the entirety of the#fandom and their moms are convinced modern jgy is sooo cranky when he wakes up and he loooves to bitch and complain and his ^_^ is ALWAYS#AND ONLY a mask hiding murderous rage towards stupid customers. and as an irl misinterpreted character i find this kinda#hurtful because you're not really 'allowed' to do something if this something will get you teased/immediately associated with Being A Perso#Who Does Thing. like the fandom is very bad at recognizing when a character is acting influenced by intense emotions#but like if cql!lxc slaps jgy that doesn't make him a violent person who solves all problems with his fists and is Sooo Scary Haha to be#around haha Don't Piss Him Off. but this happens to jgy a lot in fanfiction and i'm kinda tired of it#give me one (1) fic where jgy can complain about his stupid ass father and his stupid ass job and gets comfort and support#i also don't get people being so into wwx+jgy friendship. like. jgy would be like 'hey please think abt how your behaviour impacts#not only your reputation but also those of your friends and associates' and wwx would be like lmao chill out idc!#and wwx would be like 'wow your life situation sucks you should just tell everyone to kiss your ass and get the fuck out' to which#jgy would be like There Are No Words To Convey How Much I Can't Just Do That and that would be it. idk#anyway. lotsa words when im just being a hater#shrimp thoughts
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Sometimes i remember how long it took for Dra to get a full translation and think, wow, if it had a more speedy english translation back in the day (sorta like the one Sdra2 had) and i had my first experience with the game be as intended i don't think i would be writing -2+2 today
#putting this in tags because idk. my self-conscious bitchass tells me that this may ruin the fic for some people#but.#-2+2 started as a hatamori oneshot#the idea i mean#and then i started going “hey wouldn't it be cool if” and the ideas kept piling and piling#and i was like you know what i should make this a bigger thing#and it became a story focused narrative rather than a ship fic#but in it's core it's still the story i started writing out of thinking about my weird little rarepair and going#I NEED TO SHOW THEM MY VISION‼️‼️#and I get to write them living and being nice to eachother#going back to what i was talking about in the post. if my first impression with Dra had been with the full translated game#rather than learning about it from random Wikipedia pages. biased posts and massive spoilers#i am 99% sure i would be an ayakane shipper#cuz like. c'mon#they have so many moments in canon it's crazy#but nooooooo your girl here had to do a fucking 180 and become attached to hatamori instead#and i MEAN attached because when i got back into the another series last year i lost interest in all the ships i liked back in the day#EXCEPT FOR THEM#THEY'RE STILL MY FAVORITE PAIRING IN THE ANOTHER SERIES#and it's wild to me because at this point i don't even remember why i started shipping them to begin with#anyway. if you went through all these tags and feel disapointed don't worry#-2+2 is never gonna get to a point where they're gonna have a love confession and kiss in the mouth#because i want the focus to be the story and the characters rather than the ship itself#but it's still me writing it at the end of the day#so yeah.#hyena ramblings#dra#dra -2+2#danganronpa another
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Lawrusso + The Sailor & the Baker!au
#okay this might be super random#but i saw a gay couple recreate the iconic (now know to be unconsentual) dip kiss photo#and i was like ‘HEY you know who should do that…..lawrusso’#bc they’re all i think about#so in this au johnny is a sailor and daniel is a baker#i’m gonna say they met in high school and we’re both drafted but for some reason daniel was dq’ed so only johnny was sent over seas#but they’re ~romance~ started while they were in high school and being drafted kinda screwed all their plans up#but while he’s serving (💁🏼♂️) they send letters to each other as much as possible#but at some point johnny stops responding so daniel begins to think that maybe something happened to him#and angst happens#but then whenever it’s revealed that the war is over daniel runs out of the baker he works at and low and behold#who is standing in the middle of the road but one johnny lawrence#and then dey kiss :)#i should mention that hom0phob*a doesn’t exist in almost all the au’s i make 😤 i stand by that decision#this was a lot#whoops#daniel larusso#johnny lawrence#lawrusso#the sailor & the baker!au#karate kid#also ignore all my typos pls i wrote this so fast :(
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my thasmin is just like,,, *tells you i love you in words that should mean the opposite. we understand each other perfectly*
#i just think it's a really interesting dynamic#we wont talk about Any Of This Between Us#but if you push them far enough#or yaz especially#then it's all 'wish i'd never met you'#or that other fic i wrote the other day where shes like 'fuck you kiss me'#we can only get there with a detour#never directly#or like. 13. when yaz even Slightly says something that Might hint at the doctor not feeling the same#or not even that just yaz going 'hey do you need some space bc i can give you space'#she gets MEAN jesus#i'll have her say stuff like 'because i want to spend LESS time with you?! i dONT' like it's a fight#like what is wrong with you babe <3 i love u#or in that other fic where yaz called her a coward and the doctor was just like 'yeah but you arent <3'#like ???#fucking. opposite land between these two all the time#but they Know is the thing#they dont communicate about anything and they really should but they know Exactly what they mean in this every time#love them miss them
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all my bereals are so boring but i truly LOVE going back every so often and scrolling through them all bc i started during thee highest point in my life re stable happiness and its so nice to see snapshots of that esp since i have such a bad memory/emotional impermanence its like hey heres a photo of some unremarkable day you had lunch at work, and it fills me with warmth
#huge shoutout to rory for being like hey you guys should get this app kissing u so much forever#also literally sooooo grateful i had it during my holiday like ok immortalized thank u#its just really nice to see it and feel that again even though i do often get really sad thinking abt my last few months in sydney#bc it was such a good time in my life bdcjksck#+ ofc i adore having a little peek into my friends days its so sweet and fun like yes we are all hanging out on the couch together yay
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Back on my "Fukuzawa meeting Ranpo's parents" bullshit.
-Love the idea of Ranpo's parents adopting Fukuzawa on sight and parenting him to his befuddlement
BUT ALSO
-Fukuzawa suddenly has.... three Ranpos. Both of Ranpo's parents being tiny, childish, brilliant balls of energy like him (if slightly more mature). They take him to dinner and worry that they're talking too much in their own language to each other, what with Fukuzawa being so quiet, but he's actually just experiencing the equivalent of watching a whole family of kittens play in front of him and he's trying very hard not to gather them all up in a hug.
-Ranpo's parents parenting at Fukuzawa while Fukuzawa keeps slipping and patting their heads and praising them because that's how you deal with a Ranpo.
#Ranpo's mom handing him and Ranpo a lunches she made them#Fukuzawa's wrapped in a cat handkerchief#and telling them to have a good day at work; dears#and he's touched but he doesn't know the appropriate human response and she's doing that thing Ranpo does when he's proud of himself#with the head tilt and the smile#so he pats her head without thinking about it#and they both leave the encounter like ???? :3 ????#Ranpo's dad hauling them both along on cases to be like#well boys let your old man teach you a thing or two#and Ranpo vs his dad is legendary and his dad still shows off at the end even though Ranpo ran circles around him for a bit#'you boys are fine detectives' - Ranpo's dad#proud#earning another headpat from Fukuzawa#because Fukuzawa doesn't know what to do with people being proud of him like that#Ranpo's dad is then also ???? :3 ????#Ranpo later being like 'hey where's MY headpat huh???'#and Fukuzawa says 'I thought you'd outgrown that'#and Ranpo's mad 'MY PARENTS HAVEN'T WHY SHOULD I???'#and Fukuzawa is like 'you get better things'#and kisses him silly#(and pats his head later)#fukuran#ranfuku#ranpo edogawa#edogawa ranpo#fukuzawa yukichi#yukichi fukuzawa
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been almost 3 yrs and i am still struggling with the whole mikachi first meeting thing. bye
#for zl its something simple. i just saw cute fanart of it with another ship [ p sure it was someones 2 ocs ] and enjoyed the idea#i lost my black umbrella irl but tbf it doesnt really matter because i always fucking forget to bring it anyways. so sometimes i get caught#in the rain. so idk zl lends me his umbrella bc. fuck! heading in the same direction and is like hey loser . . let me help you . .#cue immediate heart eyes bc handsome stranger helped her. like Wow Yuo Are So Cool... ♡#afterwards she mentions this interaction to her friend [ yun jin or hu tao .. unsure but they are both so silly so its hard 2 decide ] and#then they are like wait i know that grandpa you're talking about! let me set you up lalala theres this whole thing i'm lazy#i'll write about it Maybe bc i do want to write for my platonic f/os. and also cover all the [ firsts ] in my self ships#its just: i don't like feeling obligated to stick to things (like a series or theme or whatever) so maybe not. would be nice though..#nobody in this world is allowed to laugh at me i'll die#as for childe my plan was he breaks into her house and then shes like wtf who r u?!! they make eye contact and kiss + get married asap#no actually i truly dont know. zl's is slightly easier because he lives a mortal life. just chills#has connections with a lot of the liyue chars. literally just enjoying his retirement era now#ajax doesn't have many connections ( other harbingers but they dgaf about each other i think x ) and i just cant imagine that. idk#just fucking. bumping into him would lead to anything. maybe i should turn into a fish and have him fish me up and then i transform into a#girl and then we fall in love what do you guys think (losing my grip on humanity)#💭#mika ♡ ajax#mika ♡ zhongli
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i may have just signed up for entirely too much riverdale on my dash by following riverdaleheritageposting given that i haven't actively watched the show since s3 but i HAVE to know. i have to behold what the heritage posts are i don't want to miss some gems
#will there be a jarchie kiss before this show ends or will it take itself just seriously enough to be cowardly and refrain#will it use try to uphold its useless last shred of dignity or will it descend into glorious gay madness as god intended#i don't want them to get together but i just need them to kiss#because you can't smash literally everyone else's faces together like barbie dolls in every combination by the end of the show#and skip them#especially not after the show writer wrote that gay ass play I KNOW HE CAN DO IT#and especially not after the show literally commented on the fact that archie and jughead are one of the only combos that haven't kissed#and that comment was made in like SEASON 2 !!#so many more people have kissed since then!! be camp!! be tacky!!#if beronica gets a shock value kiss that leads to nothing in episode one i think jarchie should get one in the last ep.#end this show how it began#didn't realize i had so many thoughts abt this but hey the show's been going for 7 years i've had lots of time to think ig
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I know healing takes a long time but god I’m tired of being a mess
#ive just triggered myself really#remembered the whole convo and the ‘ sorry i didnt realise’ and fucked myself over mentally#maybe one day I’ll be able to control my emotions and not spiral but today is not the day#i should really up my therapy sessions im such a mess#had to mute her on social media because eh#which sucks majorly because shes a great person and a great friend#but how am i meant to be around her without thinking#hey your boy did this to me#and he had nothing else to say other than sorry didnt realise#last time i checked people saying no should make you realise#people physically stopping you should make you realise#AGREEING to do nothing more than kissing should make you realise that i didnt want anything more than kissing#okay okay this is gonna probably lose me followers and i know thats not what yall are here for#I’ll go off for the night#maybe post some ass tomorrow#idk we’ll see#but im typing this out because sorry i trauma dump on tumblr a lot#it helps me cope#ahhhhhh#so done with it
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when i wake up after a meltdown im like ok im going to be nice to myself today and then i end up being just as mean to myself in my head as i always am except i’ll also maybe let myself go to bed like an hour earlier as a treat
#i guess saying im going to go easy on myself doesnt mean youre going easy on yourself maybe#everyone is like be nice to yourself after an episode. and im like what does taht actually mean#how do you be nice to yourself#do you just call yourself a good boy in your head every time you manage to stop yourself from jumping out the window#but then like even typing this im like girl get a fucking grip everyone cries until 4am and screams into their pillow#you dont need to fucking give yourself a spa day just because youre depressed get a fucking grip#but then im like i would never think that about someone else let alone say it to them so .#but then im like im different to everyone else i get different treatment because im fucking horrible#but then im like is any of this really that deep maybe i should just go back to bed i cannot be arsed keeping my eyes open anymore#i'll just have some irn bru and NOT beat myself up for doing a bad job with down then left#and then i'll try and stop doing a bad job with down then left and if it doesn't work i will Not spiral over it again#and then if im feeling crazy i will let myself sleep#if youre still reading these tags hey. thanks for reading all this. can i kiss you with tongue
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the problem with bed cozy, hot drink in hand, is that I really want to be drawing lancelot and gawain, like I want to be drawing them SO bad right now, but
weather cold, bed cozy, hot drink in hand
#i was watching the bresson film last night and ohhh my god the corruption of the grail quest#LOVE LOVE LOVE 'do you think this is a punishment from god?' DELICIOUS#to go in search of the grail is to be holy and you should want to be holy but god say 'hey! fuck off!' and what now!!!!!!!!!!#to be clear god is not in this movie even remotely but im using it as commentary on all the stuff about the later quest cycles that i find#personally annoying and kind of teeth gnashing to read about#anyway lancelot and gawain should fuck. if you're going to give a man gifts like that you should also kiss him a bit
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