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woolydemon · 6 months

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I just wanna say that I love how you draw Apollo so much- like you’re one of the few people who draw him as more chubby and ohhhhh my god… I love him so much chubby. I love him so much when he’s chubby. You are doing the lords work thank you so much 🙏

WAAAAAAH ??? THANK YOU ????? I'm so glad u like my Polly <:] he's my little funny manlet guy.

⬆️ here's a sprite pose redraw I cooked up just today for this ask

#ace attorney #aa #apollo justice #aa4 #aaaj #wooly art #i care so much abt drawing apollo exactly like this #like idk how to explain it. hes just like this to me #hes just short and stout like a teapot ok?#also shout out to the post i just found again that rlly inspired me to draw him like this #bc hes like. just a guy. so he should look the part instead of an idealized twink yknow? just saying

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bumbleblurr · 1 year

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I want to talk abt nightblurrbee poly but I think it's so fucking out there and so specifically constructed in my brain which makes it so so nonsensical I don't know if people can appreciate my vision as much as I do. Or even begin to comprehend it

#ok originally. i was super jazzed abt g1 night bird/bee #something abt their t4t tism really got to me. hes her little short and stout teapot boyfriend im obsessed with that concept #and then of course im like #lets throw blurbee in there it can only mean good things #which was a mistake bc my brain started turning gears about how nightb & blur would interact and its so funny and amazing Actually #like think about it #silent woman ninja robot that's not even from space #and weird nerd fast car robot that talks a lot and gets nervous easily #something something opposites attract #i think he could be her babygirl. she loves that little loser #ogh ogh. i can't even put it into words how i imagine these two #bc i mainly just went off the shits and ignored any canon continuities and just placed them in my own #anyeay the best i can think of is nightb carries him around like a bundle of grapes #🐝 could you repeat the last part? 🟦

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johnsjackolantern4902 · 4 months

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Salecrow with a vibrator

Content warning: smut and incontinence

You had been gone for a while and John had gotten bored, which lead to him getting certain ideas. He went to a hidden cabinet and got out the adult diapers he usually used on intense nights where he knew he couldn't leave his work unattended for really long periods of time, or for times when he just really didn't want to stop what he was doing. Once one was on him, he couldn't keep his hands off himself. He rubbed himself through the cushiony garment. He teased at his inner thighs and nipples with his free hands. He got on his back with his legs up and knees bent as he went on. You heard his faint, sweet moans as you walked in.

"John..." You let out. He looked up at you, a little dazed by how good he felt. He was breathing very heavily. "We talked about this, you can't waste diapers on... this." You told him. You were playing a role and he could tell. "Come on, take it off." You told him. He looked you dead in the eyes as he opened it, still sitting in it. He suddenly began to moan as his cock twitched. He let out a moan of relief as he emptied his bladder out onto the diaper. He stroked himself as he peed and bucked his hips forward a bit. Some got on his hand and some ran down his belly due to his bonner.

"Ahhh... What a mess... Sorry daddy/mommy/dama, I couldn't hold it..." He played along. You sat down in a nearby chair.

"You know what that means. Come on, get on my lap." You told him. He faked a whine and pout before complying. He lied on his stomach, ass up on your lap. You slapped his ass, causing him to let out loud a moan. "Start counting, baby." You told him.

"O- one..." He started. You slapped his ass again. "Ahh! Two... Mmh! Three... Ohhhh! F- four..." He went on as you kept going. You felt his cock twitching against your lap with each slap. By the time you got to twenty seven, a bit of pre-cum leaked out of him and onto your legs. He quivered as he let out a loud moan. He drooled as the pre-cum spilled out of him. "I’m a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up hear me shout. 'Tip me over and pour me out!’." He recited.

"I can't stay mad at you, sweetheart. Here, I've got just the thing for you." You told him before fetching a vibrator. You cradled him as best you could and put the vibrator to his cock. "You have to promise to only cum when I tell you to, ok?" You told him. He nodded at you in understanding. You turned it on and watched him squirm.

"Ohhhh fffff..." He bit his lip so he wouldn't swear. "Ahhhhh... Ahhh!... Ohhhh..." He was gasping for air, trying his best to keep it in. You turned the vibrations up a bit. He moaned more frantically, desperately trying to keep it together. "Ahhh! P- please!... Please let me cum daddy/mommy/dama!" He begged.

"We just started, sweetie. Try to last a little longer for me, alright?" You cooed. His cock got harder upon hearing you talk to him like that. He was taking deep breaths, trying his best to control it. After a few minutes his eyes started to water.

"Ohhhh! Please! Please just let me cum daddy/mommy/dama! I- Ahhhh! I'll do a- anything!" He begged desperately.

"Just a little longer..." You told him. He buried his face into your chest in devistation and clung onto you tightly. He lightly sobbed into you, his cock desperately throbbing at you. You heard him whispering,

"Please please please please!" to you before sobbing again.

"Alright, now." You told him. He made a small cry of joy and surprise as he looked back up at you. He looked at you like he wanted something more. You swiftly took off your shirt and anything you might have been wearing under it for him and put his head you your chest. His breath hitched. He looked up at your eyes as he let it all out. He moaned louder than he had before and cried out for you as he made a mess of your hand and the vibrator. He clung onto you for dear life his cum poured out of him. He took a moment to catch his breath before greedily pulling your mouth to his.

#jonathan crane #scarecrow #salecrow #tim sale scarecrow #jonathan crane x reader #scarecrow x reader #salecrow x reader #tim sale scarecrow x reader #smut #jack writes

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lockawayknight · 2 years

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ok creighton and heysel for the kid meme because yes

from send me a pair and i’ll make them a kid/fusion [accepting!!]

CRYING IRL TEARS OVER HOW GOOD THIS BOY IS LADS

Name: Layton du Lothian

Gender: Cis Male

General Appearance: BULKY MOTHERFUCKER, absolute unit, probably fidgets by suplexing boulders. Muscular and tiny; little teapot short and stout. Probably like 5’8” and 250lbs who fkin knows. Dark skin with vitiligo, a noticeable gap in his teeth, and a few strands of white hair. Bright blue eyes and the best damned smile you’ve ever seen.

Personality: FREE HUGS INCARNATE, I mean don’t get me wrong this dude WILL kill a man for fun and profit, but that’s only when he’s On Duty. Off the job, he’s just the biggest teddy bear in the world. Greets everyone with a hug that crushes their lungs. Always has a fun story or a dumb joke. Laughs more than he speaks, loud and loves it, gestures when he talks — bigly. Somehow missed out on the Bad Temper gene entirely; just full of love and bloodlust.

Special Talents: WONDERFUL with pyromancy. A decent sorcerer as well, but fire is where he super excels. Type of pyromancer that’ll summon a giant dragon made of flame and make it dance through the sky then go, “Haha yeah just a little trick I like to do :)”

Who they like better: How DARE you ask him to choose between his parents. He could never. He loves them both equally. Shame on you. These types of questions are how you get incinerated while he is OFF duty.

Who they take after more: Heysel! Has her big beautiful laugh and contagious smile. Again, he somehow missed out on the Angery gene, which is one of the most pivotal facets of Creighton’s personality — he’s a man driven by rage, which this particular kiddo has practically none of. Very much Heysel’s baby.

Personal Headcanon: Probably was dropped in the swamp multiple times as a baby but came out laughing every time.

#creighton [gen]#yellowfingcr #sobs real loud like REAL loud

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tellywoodtrash · 5 years

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ebss 10.06.19 lb

firstly i'd just like to say to manohar:

moving on...

kya fayda of all this heropanti when we know she's gonna waste time getting soft??

ishaani is me af. FUCKING SHOOT HIM SIS.

these idiots are still just trying to find the place. lordddddddd.

huh, kavya chooses to go with pk instead of dhruv. interesting.

ab toh manohar is also telling to shoot, idk what the f muhurat she's waiting for.

AND HE'S CONFESSING TO KILLING THEIR DAD ALSO DUDE SRSLY WHAT WILL IT TAKE TO GET YOU TO SHOOT???????

....... yup. i mean, it's what i'd do if i was manohar too.

i'm bored and fwding.

yup.

last ditch useless attempt from ishaani. like..... why did he even stop coz of that?

JANHVI HONESTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GAURI KUMARI SHARMA IS SHAKING HER HEAD IN DISBELIEF AND DISAPPOINTMENT AT YOU. SHE'D HAVE DANGAL TACKLED THIS FOOL OFF THIS CLIFF 4 TIMES OVER ALREADY.

fucking finally.

first ever time in the show i have not hated the sight of pk.

oh shit did she get shot too???

OH SHIT SHE'S STUMBLING BACKWARDS WTF JANHVI NOOOOOOOO

phew.

oh look who finally showed up.

yeah literally no one gives a fuck about you dhruv. let me have my KaVi sismance in peace.

is pk ok???? why's he just standing there?

ugh fuck off dhruv.

meanwhile pk is doing "cleanup".

yes, make yourself useful by getting to ishaani.

ouff tum sab ke rone-bilakne se kya hoga, take her to the damn hospital.

bye manohar. you won't be missed at all, you vile shitstain of a human being.

ofc. like the oberois, these ppl too don't believe in taking the sick/wounded to the damn hospital. man you rich ppl are whack.

kabir has his "something smells fishy" face on.

(man they really gotta figure zain's styling/angles out, coz this show makes him look like a little teapot, short and stout. sure, he's not as dishy as he used to be in nk, but this lvl of fuckery is ridiculous.)

oh ho, no doubts or secrecy whatsoever about who murdered manohar. it's just another monday around here where pk killed someone who pissed him off. cool cool cool cool cool cool.

kabir does not approve.

oh kavya slooooooowly sliding into everyone's hearts.

lol ofc this sassy shit can't shut the fuck up rn and is being passive aggressive to pk about his choice in employees. AT LEAST WAIT TILL YOU’RE OUTSIDE, MAN.

return fire from dad; “YOU’RE the secret agent here. find out what happened and tell me too.” lolllllllllllll.

dhruv has finally had enough. and for once i'm on his side. kahin bhi shuru ho jaate ho tum log.

sorry kehke 3 second nahi hue, his dimaag is racing again, ki come let's interrogate ishaani. abbe yaaaaar.

SONALI JUSTTTTT SAID THAT SHE'S IN SHOCK AND SLEEPING DO NOT GO BARGE IN THERE

BITCH WHAT DID I JUST SAY??????????

even in her sleep she's doing kabir jaap. behen, obsession ki hadh hai yeh.

someone's peanut butter and jelly.

oh. even she's getting triggered.

ok i've never known anyone to slip on peppercorns like this ffs.

ofc.

oh god return of that sad wailing tune of theirs. why????????

god kabir nothing you're saying today is as helpful as you think it is. how about you just keep that stupid mouth of yours shut for a bit? just till the end of this hellish day. pls and thanks.

suddenly sexual tension. yeah talking about ppl being khoon mein latpat is real conducive to that.

also wtf, there's like a good 3 kilos of peppercorns on the ground.

oh god this fool now wants to go investigate at the spot of the incident. as if he doesn't have enough problems in his life already.

........... ok? this is a weird and awkwardly prolonged end to the scene?

two kameenas talking about inability to understand why third kameena did what he did.

oh manohar apparently had a room here. which they're gonna search.

not if kavya madam has anything to say about it. kabir nosy, toh yeh superrrrrrrrrrr-nosy. khub jamegi jodi.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

this b reallly has zero boundaries. ainvayi begaani shaadi mein abdulla deewana she's being. she doesn’t even know the equation manohar has with the fam.

oh shit oh shit oh shit.

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OMG THIS DUMBASS SHE WILLINGLY JUST WALKED UP AND GAVE THE FILES TO PK AND RAGHAV OMFG KAVYA YOU'RE THE WORSTTTTTTTTTT

#ek bhram sarvagun sampanna #ebss lbs #episode liveblogs

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