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poisonappletales · 5 years

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Hello, may I ask for a reaction or something similar that will turn into a discussion between the male cast (King B, Unknown, Arsenik’s dear lil’ nephew) on feisty females (fem!reader)? Do they prefer them, do they mind them etc etc? Thank you btw for answering my last reaction ask, love your work, the new WEBTOON chapter was fire btw ❤️❤️

Rating: 14+ for sensual themes and men talking like men.

“Well, all right. A discussion among us men.” [He gestures to a table laden with food and drink.] “I’ve brought refreshments. Today, we won’t just be answering this ask but several others.”

“Let’s start off with our first question - what do we think about feisty females?”

“Aren’t those three other asks for Unknown? I’m not sure why we’re required to answer those as well…?”

“Since we’re here, I don’t see why not. Besides, Unknown receives a lot of asks, so we might as well spice up his answer and add our input.”

“Oh? My answers are plenty spicy on their own, but I do not mind. As for what I think? Feisty females are sexy, of course!”

“Ohh, yes. It’s nice to have a wildcat in bed from time to time.”

“But do you prefer them? I believe that’s one of the things Anonymous wanted to know.”

“Well, what about you? You didn’t even answer the question yourself.” [He chuckles.]

“I don’t like them. They’re belligerent and hostile and oftentimes plain rude. I just want us to have a civil conversation, where we’re being honest and respectful. Is that really so much to ask for?”

“Mm…is that what you think of when you imagine a feisty cat? Someone who will insult you and attack you and berate?”

“Of course. That’s the definition of feistiness, isn’t it? It’s when someone is quick to take offense, and they’re typically sharp-tongued. Not my idea of a good courtship.”

“What if it isn’t taken to that extreme level? A woman with fire. Sassy and strong but not necessarily hostile.”

“It just isn’t my type. I’m not fond of the sort of rapid-fire banter where we exchange sarcastic quips and the like for ‘fun.’ It’s nothing short of rude, in my opinion.”

“That’s perfectly all right. We each have our own personal taste…” [He glances at Unknown.] “I think.”

“What’s that look for?”

“Do you have any preferences at all when it comes to women?”

“What about you, kingy?”

“Haha, touché …every women is indeed beautiful in their own way. Except, I’m not interested in under-aged girls. Or those who look over a certain age. I don’t have a grandmother issue.

Someone who’s too catty isn’t exactly a turn-on either. To other people, I mean.”

“You have a bigger checklist than I pegged you for.”

“I do care about what goes on inside a woman’s heart too, you know. If she treats other people poorly, I’m not really going to like her.

Oh, and I’m not into the…receiving pain kind of thing.”

“Or giving it? Kehehe…!”

“Hmm…I don’t mind engaging in a little bit of spanking but nothing too crazy. I don’t want to bruise her pretty skin or anything.”

“I definitely wouldn’t want to receive pain either. Giving pain - I suppose that’s fine. I can’t say I really find it to be a pleasure, but if it makes her happy, I can certainly oblige her.”

“You wouldn’t consider it even a little bit of a turn-on to smack a pretty lady’s ripe apple bottom?”

“Uh -”

“Imagine her moaning every time you smack that -”

[chuckling] “Did I start this subject by mentioning that earlier?” [He moves to take a sip of wine.]

“Hehe, it’s more like, I don’t think Viktor was being honest with himself. Spanking is the least of the S&M scene. I feel he would enjoy that at least.”

“You know, I never said I wouldn’t like spanking -”

“Ahaha! You admitted it!”

[with a raised voice] “I’m just saying - that…I’m not into punching her or slapping her or giving pain in general!”

“Is that what you think S&M is about? Punching and slapping?”

“THAT’S NOT WHAT I MEAN. SPANKING IS DIFFERENT WHEN IT’S LIKE THAT.”

[As Unknown devolves into another bout of laughter, amusement twinkles in King Barium’s emerald eyes.] “We’re just teasing, Viktor. For the most part, anyway. How about we move onto the next ask?”

“Oh, this one’s for me.”

“But since we’re having a discussion panel, we might as well talk about what we think too, Viktor.”

[a bit flatly] “Right.”

“Hahaha! Look at him! He’s still all embarrassed after screaming about spanking and all!”

“You two were talking about that as well!”

“So, my Halloween was…nonexistent. Virgo Island doesn’t have that kind of holiday. On that day, I was probably doing what I usually do - being a king.

Taking care of business and then spending a night with one of my mistresses - Bo-Peep.”

“I played trick-or-treat with my kitten, of course.”

“Which one?”

“Brown eyes are gorgeous.”

[nodding] “They are.”

“I think they’re pretty, too. I’m not all too selective about eye color, really. Well, something like red can be a little alarming. It makes me think of rage and fury - neither of them good associations. I suppose yellow can also remind one of something nauseating, like vomit or bumblebees.”

“Bumblebees! What do you have against bumblebees?”

“Have you ever been stung by one before? Vicious little things! I don’t have any fond memories of them.”

“You know, your hair is yellow.”

“Bzz.”

“It’s different when it’s in your eyes!”

“Sure. Also, is vomit necessarily yellow?”

“Depends on what you ate - or drank. I guess Viktor has experience with yellow bumblebee vomit!”

“What’s the next question?”

“Age regression? Mm…if that’s what you want, then come to Big Daddy!”

“Well, sure? What exactly is it all about?”

“Oh, I don’t really know.”

“You liar. Look at the smirk on your face. You know what it’s about, don’t you?”

“Age regression…it sounds like it has something to do with going back in age? So, becoming a child or something like that?”

“It can also be a fetish.”

“If that’s the case, I can deal with it. Up to a certain point. I don’t want any diapers bring brought out. Pigtails can look sexy if it’s done right, but I mean, I’m still not into prepubescent girls…”

“Uh…what are with these subjects?”

“What was wrong with the other subjects? You’re the one who brought up spanking, you know. We were just talking about feisty females!”

“The king brought that up first!

Anyway, it’s weird but if that’s what she wants? I don’t know! I don’t really know how this works, but I would prefer if the woman I’m with doesn’t become a baby!”

“Do you mean that literally?”

“Okay! Last one for today.”

“Unknown, this came from you.”

“And? You know I like both. ♥”

“Both have their own appeal…but if I had to pick one, it’d be the ‘apple bottom.’”

“Ooh, so you like taking a pretty lady from behind? Like -”

“Do you just whip that picture out every chance you get?”

“Hmm? What do you mean? This is the first time I’ve done it - well, outside my class…kihihi!”

[Viktor’s eyes bulge as his cheeks flare with color.]“I-It’s Miss Ambrosia…!”

“Yes, it is. Do you like the idea of having her from behind, too?”

“W-Wait, you’re doing her in this picture?!”

“No, I think he’s just looming over her…creeping her out, if her expression’s any indication.”

“No, her expression’s saying: ‘Take me hard!’ Gyahaha!”

“I don’t think that’s how excitement looks. This is the face of a woman walking through the woods at night.”

“Is this better?”

“Did this really happen?!”

“It’s labeled as an ‘imaginary sequence’ at the top, Viktor .

You just look really creepy now, Unknown. And she still looks troubled.”

“Hot and bothered, you mean?”

“Viktor, can you answer the question so we can move on?”

“We have another question? I thought this was the last!”

“This came from you. We’re supposed to be answering questions - not asking them. Besides, I don’t really want to end it on this note.”

“Uh…uh…I don’t know…melons?”

“And you know we’re talking about body parts, right? Not actual fruits?”

“I know that! Do you think I’m an idiot or something?”

“Oh, it sounds like this Anonymous is definitely a female.”

“Hi, kitten. ♥”

“The better question is, why does a pretty woman like you seem interested in a man like Unknown?”

“Why wouldn’t she? Oh, and to answer her question on why I love ‘women so much’…well, I am a man. Does that not make sense? Kihihi!”

“Well, if you were to ask me…heh, your answer is pretty good, Unknown.”

“Why, thank you.”

“Women are beautiful.”

“That’s right.”

“Just to keep things moving, how about you list different types of personalities - perhaps, specific attributes or qualities about a woman - and what you like about them? Viktor and I will follow suit.”

“Ooh, I get to be in charge of the ‘list’? All right. Let’s see…”

Intelligent Women

Unknown: They’re a gourmet delicacy. ♥King Barium: I can respect intelligence. If she knows something I don’t, that’s certainly sexy. I wonder just what sort of moves she can teach in the bedroom…Viktor: Uh…truth be told, I’m not overly fond of them. That is, I imagine they like a lot of intelligent discussions and possibly debates, neither of which I care to engage in. I find those to be more tedious than anything. And if you can’t match their wits, I can see them being condescending as well.

The Valley Girl (the stereotype of a materialistic ditz)

Unknown: They’d be delicious to taste.King Barium: They’re cute and fun to be around. I have to admit - one of my favorite mistresses is like this, so I’m not judging. On the plus side, they’re usually talented in dressing up fine and making themselves look good.Viktor: I think it’s fine - just as long as she doesn’t have a temper! If she doesn’t get her way or if she can’t acquire a particular good, I really hope she doesn’t lash out at me. Otherwise, I see nothing wrong with this. She sounds like someone who would be great at livening things up! Right?

Hot-Tempered Women

Unknown: Let’s pour some barbecue sauce on this piping hot chili pepper! Gyahaha!King Barium: Hmm…this is a little similar to the “feisty” woman we discussed earlier, but it depends. It can make for…interesting bedroom shenanigans. But if she starts turning violent, that’s a hard “no.”Viktor: Absolutely not! If I have to worry about stepping on her toe every other word, that’s a hassle. Just seeing her would be a headache. I’d like my day to remain free of angry people, if at all possible - especially if I’m having a bad one. Having a partner like this would not be helpful.

Sweethearts

Unknown: They’re so sweet. Don’t you just want to lick them up?King Barium: I like them. They’re the kind who would make you a meal or surprise you with something thoughtful. It makes you want to spoil them twice as much.Viktor: Oh! Now, I like a sweetheart far more than the feisty kind. What’s not to love about them? I imagine someone deserving of this description to be kind, gentle and loving. Nobody argumentative or belligerent, certainly!

The Dominatrix

Unknown: Let’s take turns dominating. How would you like to be served? ♥ King Barium: Hoo boy…it can be sexy. I don’t mind a woman being on top. Let’s just take it easy when it comes to the whipping.Viktor: NO. Do not step on me. I don’t want to be controlled or bossed around either!

The Submissive

Unknown: Just lie there and let me eat you up…kihihi! King Barium: This list is definitely Unknown’s style. Anyway, I don’t mind. It’s cute and, I’ll admit, empowering if she actually does whatever I command. But I’m a king, so I’m kind of used to being in a position of power. Still, having that much authority in the bedroom…fun. I would just really prefer not to treat her too roughly.Viktor: I don’t see anything wrong with it. Yes, I certainly wouldn’t mind it. I’ll admit, it does sound like it could be sexy…I mean, I’m hoping she’s not too masochistic?

The Obsessive Stalker

Unknown: If you’ve been stalking me, you must know my tastes. ♥King Barium: What is this? This list started out so normally, too. I knew I couldn’t push my luck. Anyway…uh…I prefer not to be stalked. Or obsessed over to the point of said stalking. A little creepy.Viktor: Uh…I don’t think so. Aren’t stalkers the kind of people who typically hurt or kill you if you don’t reciprocate their affections? I rather not die any time soon, so I don’t want to be matched with an obsessive stalker!

Shy Shrinking Violets

Unknown: I’ll make my shy violet pudding jiggle. King Barium: Okay, this sounds more normal. Shy girls are cute - and they usually have more thoughts than they’re letting on. I’ll certainly be gentle with one. The process of having her warm up to me will be fun and rewarding, too.Viktor: I see nothing wrong with this. Just as long as these “shy shrinking violets” aren’t harboring any malicious thoughts or stalker-like intentions. Otherwise, I’ll gladly take the reins of the conversation. I love meeting new people, so I’ll be happy to walk up to her and start chatting!

The Chatterbox

Unknown: Let me taste those lips of yours, darling…King Barium: Hmm…I’ll be honest. If she’s going on for too long, it’s hard not to zone out. But if she’s just talkative and there’s meaning to what she’s saying? I don’t mind. I like getting to know what’s on her mind.Viktor: I don’t really like it, if only because I probably wouldn’t get a word in edgewise. I have a lot to say and I don’t want to overlap her, so it’s preferable if she doesn’t dominate the conversation. However, it isn’t the worst trait to have, compared to other things like the obsessive stalker or the sassy, hot-tempered one!

The Anti-social NERDY NERD NERD

Unknown: Let me nerd out over your sweet flavor…hahaha!King Barium: …Why is Unknown repeating the word like that - “Nerdy Nerd Nerd”? Anyway, it’s fine. I guess this is kind of like a cross between the “Shy Shrinking Violets” and the “Intelligent Women.” Actually, being anti-social doesn’t necessarily mean you have to be shy, right? Either way, quirks can be charming. I’m sure I’ll find her endearing.Viktor: I guess it’s fine? I’m just worried about how she’ll act during social events like feasts and gatherings. Will she cause trouble? I mean, one-on-one, I’m sure it’s all right. That is, assuming that “anti-social” doesn’t mean she’s combative or something of that nature. However, I don’t want her hassling other people or doing something to draw the wrong attention…

The Mean Girl

Unknown: I bet you’d pair well with a mean slice of cake. You know what I mean, honeypie?King Barium: No. I can deal with a lot of things - up to a certain point - but I want a woman who’s beautiful, inside and out.Viktor: Isn’t this similar to the feisty or hot-tempered one? I don’t want someone putting me down, causing trouble or being argumentative!

“Wow, Unknown…are you treating this as if it were a menu?”

“When you enter your harem, is it not a buffet of choices for you, kingy?”

“It’s just the way you phrase things…

Also, Viktor, you sure are choosy.”

“What are you talking about? Perhaps, it’s because you have a broad preference for a great deal of women, but I know what I want.”

“Are you sure? You had a few ‘I guess’s or ‘I think’s like you weren’t 100% convinced.”

“All right, fine. I mean to say that I know what I don’t want!”

“Are you sure? Kyahaha!”

“Anyway, that’s a wrap.

I hope our answers satisfied you all, Anonymous. I know some of you just wanted to hear Unknown’s answer, but hopefully, Viktor and I didn’t bore you too much!

If there’s anything else you want to ask us or someone else, feel free to let us know. Have a Happy New Year.”

“Je t'aime, je t'aime, my kittens!”

“Wait, is this thing being made public?”

“Really, Unknown, really? I even told you I didn’t want to end things on this sort of note. Oh, I see you grinning, you dog.”

#ask

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herbalzee · 7 years

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Get to know me tag!!!

Five Things You’ll Find In My Bag

1. headphones (always!) 2. at least 50 hair ties 3. a full bottle of perfume 4. free pens from like everywhere 5. lots of tissues lmao

Five Things In My Bedroom:

a fish tank! i love my lil fishies

shoe cabinet

a Moriarty (from Sherlock BBC) calendar of him saying “Miss me?”. I love it

a small yellow chair!

a color-coordinated bookshelf!!!

Five Things I’ve Always Wanted To Do In My Life:

learn sign language!

travel all over europe

write my own book

become a therapist

have kids!! and pets!!!

Five Things That Make Me Happy:

hanging with friends!!

listening to music, podcasts and ASMR

watching movies

doing artistic things?? idek what that means but like i love going to operas and theaters and taking aesthetic pictures and being creative, shit like that

talking, ranting, expressing my opinions comfortably, theorizing, brainstorming

Five Things On My To-Do List:

read books

hang with friends

write short stories- or write in general lmao

travel!!!

prepare for uni... i need to seriously do that

Five Things People May Not Know About Me:

i am passionate about psychology

i had an obsession with piercings and tattoos when i was younger

i had the yellow belt in karate when i was in practice

im very old school about silly things yet quite liberal about the serious stuff

im basically in love with malmo, sweden

Name?: zaina

Nicknames?: zee

Zodiac?: sagittarius

Sexual Orientation?: straight

Ethnicity?: middle eastern/ north african

Favorite Fruit?: mango!!!!

Favorite Season?: winter

Favorite Flower?: after a quick flower research, i found the soft pink spray roses and the blue hydrangea the most appealing to me

Favorite Scent?: vanilla! cocoa! banana-scented stuff (or generally fruit-scented stuff). old books!!!

Favorite Animal?: bees!! or just any domesticated animals honestly (that can be kept at homes or farms)

Coffee, Tea, or Hot Chocolate?: tea

Cat or dog?: dogs

Dream Trip?: a boat travelling all around western europe!!!

Number of Followers?: i dont really care about this stuff

What do I post about?: any posts containing message worth-spreading, funny content or aesthetically-pleasing stuff..

Do I get asks on a regular basis?: nope! so famous that i had to close my ask box

Favorite Band?: twentyone pilots, little mix, imagine dragons, coldplay, hey violet, abba (almost forgot them omg)

Aesthetic?: cinematography, animals and nature, books and libraries, literally anything vintage, multicultures, feminism and femininity. i cant think of other stuff but im majorly into art

Fictional Character I’d Date?: john bender from the breakfast club!!!!

Hogwarts House?: ravenclaw

Rules: BOLD the statements that are true for you!

APPEARANCE:

I am 5'7" or taller

I wear glasses

I have at least one tattoo

I have at least one piercing

I have blonde hair

I have brown eyes

I have short hair

My abs are at least somewhat defined

I have or have had braces

PERSONALITY:

I love meeting new people

People tell me that I’m funny

Helping others with their problems is a big priority for me

I enjoy physical challenges

I enjoy mental challenges

I’m playfully rude with people I know well

I started saying something ironically and now I can’t stop saying it

There is something I would change about my personality

ABILITY:

I can sing well

I can play an instrument

I can do over 30 pushups without stopping

I’m a fast runner

I can draw well

I have a good memory

I’m good at doing math in my head

I can hold my breath underwater for under a minute

I have beaten at least 2 people in arm wrestling

I know how to cook at least 3 meals from scratch

I know how to throw a proper punch

HOBBIES:

I enjoy playing sports

I’m on a sports team at my school or somewhere else

I’m in an orchestra or choir at my school or somewhere else

I have learned a new song in the past week

I work out at least once a week

I’ve gone for runs at least once a week in the warmer months

I have drawn something in the past month

I enjoy writing

FANDOMS ARE MY #1 PASSION

I do or have done martial arts

EXPERIENCES:

I have had my first kiss

I have had alcohol

I have scored the winning goal in a sports game

I have watched an entire season of a TV show in one sitting

I have been at an overnight event

I have been in a taxi

I have been in the hospital or ER in the past year

I have beaten a video game in one day

I have visited another country

I have been to one of my favorite band’s concerts

RELATIONSHIPS:

I’m in a relationship

I have a crush on a celebrity

I have a crush on someone I know

I have been in at least 3 relationships

I have never been in a relationship

I have asked someone out or admitted my feelings to them

I get crushes easily

I have had a crush on someone for over a year

I have been in a relationship for at least a year

I have had feelings for a friend

MY LIFE:

I have at least one person I consider a “best friend”

I live close at my school

My parents are still together

I have at least one sibling

I live in the united states

There is snow right now where I live

I have hung out with a friend in the past month

I have a smartphone

I have at least 15 CD’s

I share my room with someone

RANDOM SHIT:

I have breakdanced

I know a person named Jamie

I have had a teacher with a last name that’s hard to pronounce

I have dyed my hair

I’m listening to one song on repeat right now

I have punched someone in the past week

I know someone who has gone to jail

I have broken a bone

I have eaten a waffle today

I know what I want to do with my life

I speak at least 2 languages

I have made a new friend in the past year

Relationship status: single

Favorite color: purple, blue, green

Lipstick or Chapstick: lipstick!!

Last song I listened to: hard times by paramore

Last movie I watched: The Boss Baby

Top three TV shows:

(btw these three tv shows are the only shows ive ever watched and actually finished lmao)

BBC Sherlock

Clique

Yuri! on ice

Top three characters:

These are the ones that came to mind first, not top favorites

Sherlock (Sherlock BBC)

Todd Anderson (Dead poets society)

Savannah Karlsen (Girl, interrupted)

rules: copy/paste and replace my answers with yours and tag people :^)

a - age: 17  b - biggest fear: my actual biggest fear is too personal so im gonna say my second biggest fear: not achieving anything valuable in my life  c - current time: 3 am lmao  d - drink you last had: a peach detox lmao  e - every day starts with: checking phone f - favorite song: of all time or currently? ive never had an all time favorite but right now my favorite song is hard times by paramore (mainly the chorus bc its awesome)  g - ghosts, are they real: only the ones in our heads  h - hometown: a.d.  i - in love with: psychology  j - jealous of: productive people  k - killed someone: ...  l - last time you cried: literally yesterday.. m - middle name: dont have one  n - number of siblings: eins (one)  o - one wish: to be satisfied with who i am and what i have p - person you last called/texted: im talking to my friend on the phone right now as im doing this.. shes the one who so kindly guided me to these fun questions q - questions you’re always asked: “why are you so quiet?” “what major are you getting into and at which university?”  r - reasons to smile: youre very much well and alive!!

s - song last sang: i was having a fetus 1d songs marathon at like 2 am the other day so... definitely the entire up all night album

t - time you woke up: these days.. 12 pm, bc im tired and its my holiday  u - underwear color: ohhhh boi v - vacation destination: anywhere cold filled with warm people  w - worst habit: procrastination  x - x-rays you’ve had: the most recent one i remember is a chest x ray y - your favorite food: pasta  z - zodiac sign: sagittarius

post a screenshot of my lock screen, home screen, and last song played

RULES: Choose any three fandoms (in random order) and answer the questions. Then tag some friends.

I choose:

bbc sherlock

clique

yuri! on ice

The first character you loved:

ohhh, first was sherlock! then john almost 0.001 secs later

im pretty sure it was elizabeth. shes the cutest and i relate to her the most

probably Minako Okukawa, because shes so charming and funny

The character you never expected to love so much:

mrs hudson!!!!

louise!!! shes so smart and gorgeous and the least involved in the drama

yurio!!! i used to dislike him lmao but now hes my son

The character you relate to most:

molly hooper

like i said above, elizabeth!

ohh definitely yuri

The character you’d slap

john because sherlock suffered sooo much for him and opened his heart only to be abandoned because john is a naive idiot who still cant tell sherlock’s NOT a sociopath

SO MANY bc almost all of them did shitty things.. but the ones id slap right on sight are Alistair and the Steiner dude

ohmygod no, theyre all pure!! probably yurio bc that kid needs to love himself (but id immediately hug him right after)

Three favorite characters (these are in order of preference):

sherlock & john (one answer), mrs hudson, WIGGINS

holly, rachel, and fay (elizabeth and jude too)

the obvious trio: yuri, victor and yurio

A character you liked at first but not so much anymore:

mary lmao

alistair. i was a little suspicious of him but i liked him at the beginning bc he was cute and innocent. i HATE him now obviously

i love them all.. theres not a single one i dislike

A character you did not like at first, but they’ve grown on you:

ahahah mycroft

uh georgia

christopher and JJ (but now i love them both so much)

#about me

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