Adding a meme to the count down for My Friendly Neighborhood. My Friendly Neighborhood and Hello Puppets fans might get this one. Maybe I’ll make a drawing version of this someday.
Uhhhh, hi! I'm Robbie, and welcome to my Hello Puppets blog!! I'll be posting all about my silly goofy art, OCs, stories, etc, so,, look out for that- Now, lemme tell ya a bit about myself!!
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❥Name- Robbie/Crypt/Simon/whatever ya wanna call me
❥Age- Minor heehoo
❥Gender- Transmasc
❥Pronouns- He/They/Ghost/Vamp
❥DNI- P3d0s/MAPs, Proshippers, Dream Stans, Transphobes/Homophobes/LGBT-phobes, Radfems, Transmeds, anti-xeno/neopronouners, TERFs, misogynists, ableists, racists, other basic DNI stuff, PinkyPills Stans, etc.
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I'm really excited to meet all you guys, and talk about the puppets we know and love!!
Hii Mr. Wally, I kinda forgot which type of affection you like so here *gives bag of apples* Also do you have a birthday? Or maybe you remember when you first started the game show!💕
“Hmmm, I can’t recall far back of my life. The first show was July 19 so maybe I can use that as my birthday? I’m not entirely sure if I want that”
Presenting Alberto Camilo Abrada Jimenez, or as his stage name "Al Presto!" is here
Some Magical facts about him!
He's Mexican and his "spells" (which are illusions) are in Spanish
He's a cinnamon roll despite his appearance, and legit is very wholesome
He probably has a slight crush on Riles, but it is more like a puppy crush. He actually has no desire to woo her away as he is more than happy to be friends.
He definitively gets pretty well with Daisy and adores watching telenovelas and soap operas with her.
He has a prominent accent and is quite tall.
He also has a pet bunny named "Bonius Pocus" who he adores but outright refuses to use on his magic tricks.
Instead of animals he actually uses stuffed ones, as he refuses to use actual animals for his tricks....and also because he performs magic tricks for them (Bonius is his favorite member of the audience)
He adores telenovelas but just into how silly and dramatic they are.
Nick and Mortimer legit are annoyed with this guy.
He does have a nickname for all the handeemen. Mortimer is "Jefecito", Riley is "Pelucita", Daisy is "Mi Rosita", and Nick is "Mimo". All in a sweet and positive light.
Rosco doesn't have a definitive nickname because Al constantly changes the name (like all in one sentence) due to cuteness overload.
Ironically, although he's a magician, he's terrified of actual magic XD
He's a bit of a goofball and overall a pure soul
He doesn't like conflict but can stand up for himself to most people but not exactly to Mortimer
I came up with her when I was researching OSHA violations in hello puppets.
I don't have a name for her but my classmate said I could temporarily just call her Dr. Schmidt or something.
Schmidt is such a german ass name I don't have the words for it
The general idea for her backstory was basically that Owen wanted to make fun of Rachel without getting in trouble. So he made a puppet that resembled her somewhat but not nearly enough to realize that it is a caricature of her. For example Rachel seems like she would threaten Owen with the involvement of the(partly my headcanon) HR (human resources) "Dr. Schmidt" is part of the HSR (health and safety representative)
Mortimer(or some other puppet idc) brought her to life to have someone make sure the entire place doesn't collapse due to the other puppets BS. Little problem she doesn't listen to Mortimer but rather only to the rules of the OSHA codes and Geneva conventions. She is somewhat of an mercenary so you can bribe her to forget the rules for a bit but she doesn't have a problem to throw other puppets, no matter if sock, Handeemen etc, under the bus.
If she was in the game she probably would occasionally appear as a "support" puppet in the later levels, she doesn't kill you or anything but rather forces you to bring the item you currently have in your hand immediately back to the original position, if you refuse she just brings you to the actual Handeeman so you can still have a chance to escape. That ofc pisses the others of that she doesn't just kill you but her only excuse is "the mutilating of bodies and spreading of bloodborne pathogens seems to fall more under your job description, I would advise you to agree [last name]
Also she refers to everyone by their last name, not because she respects them or anything but because she isn't awar eof the existence of first names due to the fact she herself doesn't have one.
Also! She forces Riley to abide by the lab safety protocol and always throws a pair of safety goggles at her face, and hates it that SHE NEVER FUCKING CLOSES HER LABCOAT COMPLETELY
regarding nick she is just generally mean to him, not much more than the others just regular mean, she also always confiscates his stuff since he always forgets to close toxic paints after using them and sometimes she confiscates his makeup with the excuse "because I said so. Quiet now"
Schmidt always makes daisy check her smoke detectors 4x a day and is this 🤏 close to set her off into danger mode.
It takes every fiber of her being and shut up to not talk and say something about Mortimer (when he is near) cause surprisingly her life is more important to her than bitching about something.
She has a few catchphrases I guess?? But they are just stuff like:
"proper safety measures avoid injuries and lawsuits!"
"Geneva gave us a checklist boys and it's our job to make sure we are thorough"
"the reason I have a PhD (in toxicology) and not you ruckus is because I'm not completly incompetent."
"you are the kind of person No-one could ever forget"
"luckily you really are a failure""you are not pretty enough to be this stupid"
"sometimes im not sure if I should send you to a therapist, a psychiatrist, a psychologist or straight into the mental institution"
We know the Puppets drain life energy to sustain themselves, but what if they happened to be put on a zombie hand? Less of “braaaains” zombie. More of someone who came back a while ago and has to balance a million things to try keeping their body running so they don’t decay. Manually breathe, never eat anything to whole hearty. Mortimer and Riley would be more intrigued I imagine, but someone like Nick Nack would be horrified to be attached to technically a walking corpse.
I dunno, I just like putting mild fantasy elements in modern day without it becoming Hogwarts level restrictions between Mundane and magic. Yet also avoid it becoming common place cause that takes the fantastical elements out.
Would be a very weird read.
Ooooo fun, I haven't done anything hello puppets in ages!
That's a really cool concept. Imagine being recently necromanced and then boom, you're a living battery. That must be stressful-
Mild/urban fantasy and magic is some of my favorite stuff to add to my own writing, so I genuinely love this a lot. I can imagine it messing weirdly, but creatively with the world of hello puppets. I agree with Mortimer and Riley being intrigued, but I don't think Mortimer would have the zombie as a host, he considers himself more important than that. For Riley... I can imagine she would think it's fun to play and experiment with them, but I don't think they would be her host either, especially with how she's attached to Rosco, would be too much trouble for her big boy.
Nick might be the poor sod stuck with the zombie host tbh, being the least favorite child- /hj I do agree, he would not be happy about the situation, he too considers himself too good for a decaying battery.
Daisy... I'm not sure. It's a bit of 50/50, I think. Either "nope, I'd rather use you for my pies" or "you're the only one who understands me". No clue why I'm coming to this assessment, as I don't think the two "leaders" would make her have the host, buh who knows?
Scout is probably the one stuck with zombie host, but the good thing is that blood works a bit weirder with zombies (I imagine), so it probably wouldn't trigger her hemophobia that much. Win-win?
Either way, brilliant concept, and thanks for the ask ^^
If this is Sam Colton at the end of Amanda the Adventurer, why does he look like a masked Host that escaped Mortimer’s Handeemen from Hello Puppets!???
Hi! I hope you're doing well today! And happy early Halloween! I saw you have requests open and know about hello puppets. if it's not any trouble may I request some lee scout? If that's okay ofc!