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Twenty years ago, an attack on the royal palace in Gilded Helianthia left its rulers dead and the country in turmoil. Little Princesa Perla was never seen again, feared to have been lost to the fire like her parents. Today, her former ward Lieutenant M.J. Sausage is the only person left who believes she must still be alive out there somewhere, posting a reward to the tune of fifty thousand gold for the one who can bring her home to him.
Oli Sound is a conman and a crook - he's always looking for the next windfall to keep him fed and sheltered just a few weeks longer, and he doesn't care who he has to lie to to do it. Pearl Moon, orphan and cleaning lady, feels a similar desperation. When their paths cross in the ruins of the abandoned palace, together they hatch a plan that might just get them out of poverty for good. All Pearl has to do is convince the old guard, without believing it herself, that she's the lost princess he's looking for.
It's gonna be a difficult journey, and a hell of a lie - but Oli reckons he'll take the bait for long enough that they can split the money and run. After all, she happens to look just like her!
In other words: my @mcytblraufest Summer 2023 project is complete!
Thank you so much to @baddishbeans for your help as beta reader, and look out for @adrawingghost and @yawningawning's art for the fic when those come out with the relevant chapters later in the week! I hope you guys enjoy :D
#ilexworks#esmp fanfic#pearlescentmoon#theorionsound#mythicalsausage#heaventrio anastasia au#heaventrio#ya thats pretty much it#mcytblraufest23#mcytfic#empiresfic
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Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Empires SMP
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Joey Graceffa & MythicalSausage & Xornoth (Empires SMP), MythicalSausage & Oli | TheOrionSound, Scott Major | Smajor1995 & MythicalSausage, Bryce | fWhip & MythicalSausage, MythicalSausage & Pearl | PearlescentMoon
Characters: MythicalSausage (Video Blogging RPF), Bryce | fWhip, Scott Major | Smajor1995, Joey Graceffa, Xornoth (Empires SMP), Eddie (Empires SMP), Maria (Empires SMP), Bubbles the Dog (Empires SMP), Oli | TheOrionSound, Pearl | PearlescentMoon
Additional Tags: Angel MythicalSausage (Video Blogging RPF), MythicalSausage-centric, Empires SMP Season 2, Empires SMP Season 1, Event: Empires SMP x Hermitcraft Rift 2022, mythical j sausage has a rough time, Hurt No Comfort, Enderian Oli | TheOrionSound, Dimension Travel, Flashbacks
Summary:
Sausage doesn’t quite clock at first what it means to Know everything about all the lives he’s led. He’s too busy thinking about Pearl, and leaving her behind to really process anything or anyone else.
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or, Sausage realises how hard it is to talk to anyone when you’e met them lifetimes ago
#empires smp#mythical sausage#pearlescentmoon#oli orionsound#heaventrio#arenaduo#for ilex!!! happy birthday ilexxx
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oli and sausage matchup in ROUND ONE breaks my heart those are both my guys... guess its just how the empanada crumbles 😔 they can BOTH have a complex about the same goddess she has two hands (<- the only heaventrio fanwork maker on the planet)
FOR EEL oli is my special little guy so i am so sad knowing he is going to get his ass handed to him round one. but as i said before sausage has some genuine stuff going on with pearl and while oli certainly has a billion complexes many still unknown to man i don't think most of the ones about pearl really line up with guilt or shame. so i get it
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beans exchange letter 2023
hi its us thebeans you have been selected to secret us a santa !! this is going to be a bit of a tutorial letter so everyone else knows what exchange letters are like, so rest assured it will be as comprehensive as i can manage. remember that you do not need to fulfill All of the conditions the recipient lists, just at least one of them to the best of your ability. woo
want:
1. hermits
big fan of grian, scar, mumbo, ren, doc, bdubs, zed, joe hills, things of this nature. i think the slapfight goes here if it goes anywhere. we have seen seasons 6/7/8/9 and a little of season 5 so if you go before that we will probably be Confused but Willing To Roll With It. idk theres the wonderful world of hermits and crafting
2. lifes
you are probably well aware the extent to which we like the life series. things you could cover include property police kiss on the mouth secret life (or property police cold patrol new life which isn't getting its own entire bullet but it's a thing), treebark slash fairydog slash renb, toxic yaoi majorwood, the bad boys, last life grumbo, idk get silly with it !! slash p or slash r it is all good <- applies to all listed items in this letter not just here
3. empires
empires:). for season 1 there's flower husbands; you could do kathgempearl or some duo permutation; arenaduo; the whole wra tbh; smallidarizzie trio; scott and xornoth content (you could write the one billionth postcanon xornoth finds out what happened fic if you wanted). for season 2 HEAVENTRIO OBVIOUSLY; or arenaduo again or hallelujahduo or roundhousekickduo which i still need to come up with a better name for; best buds jim and joel; kathgem; pixlriffs; the crossover; fairytale trio i also like; maybe some olieddie as a treat if you're so inclined
4. eswap
free space basically. scottpearl !!!!!!! or arenaduo or kathgempearl again (or duo permutation) or pearl and pix bonding maybe idk what the state of eswap is gonna be pixwise by the end of november. or if some other part of eswap compels you then go for it. you might wanna write the watcher grian crossover idea that jay2 had that one time. up to u :D
5. pirates/rats
yeah babyyyyyy this is the writing to pander to littlesound zone. i love datastream martyn interacting with this-is-just-their-world other characters such as oli or sausage or olive or shelby or owen or scar or other people that don't start with the letters o and s. kisstrels obviously (including shep and shub); you could do property police with martyn and safety rat; farmer rat scott, baker rat lizzie, he had a pretty sweet bond with will. maybe mratyn watching as oli tries and fails to seduce the butler with cringefail affection in his eyes. maybe mratyn trying and failing to seduce one of the brown wild dogs at the edge of the grounds while scott looks on in disappointment. p!bek is canonically aroace so if you write pirate bekel you'd probably get Comments about it but like if you don't fear the fandom then fuck it. SPEAKING OF:
6. witchcraft
YURI OPPORTUNITY AGAIN BUT FOR BEK INSTEAD! beky's finally figured out her witchcraft bek au which is that el is a not-so-famous witchtuber and bek is one of her few very dedicated commenters so when el randomly stumbles across the supreme witch crown where scott dropped it then she ends up asking bek what to do and they bond from there, so you may wanna do something with that.
7. dsmp
if you are dsmp inclined and you want to go classic style then you cannot go wrong with a little bit of crimboy/clingy. bee/bench and michael could also be fun; i like niki, big q, JACK MANIFOLD, fundy, eret, hbomb, foolish, and i miss honq every day babyyyy <- not every day but often. if you'd like to add to the hit canon ao3 tag tommyinnit crashes own funeral (dream smp) then that would be very welcomed too, i canonised that shit with my bare hands
8. au ideas
well i said all of that for canon concepts but what if you want to write/draw an alternate universe? goooo fuckin crazy with it my friend. some concepts i enjoy reading are: royalty; urban/low fantasy; newly discovered/obtained superpowers; domestic roommates setting; famous & doesnt give a shit about that fame; creative type & muse; guardian angel & human. idk have fun!
9. not mcyt
i'm adding this section because i know some people will want to do this but mine will be quite short because i . do not watch anything else. uhhhh the magnus archives. moon knight 2022. i like quite a lot of musical theatre but mostly the modern post hamilton shit and i have not seen hadestown. thubs up
do not want
don't do scottpearl if it isn't eswap please! or any hermit pearl actually! uhhh nothing particularly viscerally gorey but it's ok if people die or get injured. this isn't a dnw but it is a specification, if you would like to trans some genders and neo some pronouns then you should feel absolutely free to go ahead love is love. i think i'm gonna make no nsfw a rule for the entire exchange so i don't need to clarify that. probably best to have minimal cleo inclusion if any. any fics which are specifically about the moment after a life series game where characters see each other and talk about what happened because those are weirdly common and we don't like it and it feels weird. no blinding, no throats slit, no being suffocated/choked. ummm ya if you arent sure whether something would be ok then go ahead and ask!
will write
this one is gonna be much shorter
hermits: bdubs cub doc gem scar grian joe pearl ren tango xb zed cleo
life series: scott ren martyn pearl joel grian scar bdubs lizzie skizz mumbo jimmy gem
empires 1: scott gem joey kath lizzie sausage pearl joel jimmy
empires 2: scott gem joey kath lizzie sausage pearl pix shelby joel jimmy oli
pirates: acho aimsey bek puffy eret scar guqqie martyn kyle sausage olive oli owen ros shelby scott el tubbo
rats: bek el jimmy lizzie martyn oli olive owen scott shelby tubbo
witchcraft: scott joey pris shelby el cleo
dsmp: eret callahan eryn bbh puffy phil niki karl sapnap george quackity foolish jack manifold hbomb fundy aimsey slime wilbur sam ranboo schlatt dream punz tommy tubbo techno dxd
misc: honestly i think if you asked me to write qsmp phil tubbo fit cellbit bagi bad foolish wilbur tallulah chayanne then i probably could at this point. but don't ask me to. also the afterlife/new life smp i will write for also
won't write
i'm sorry i can't write the copper people on empires i just have not seen them enough to. highly doubt my ability to write crastle/best/ties/similar groupings well. dear god please don't make me write the syndicate it won't be good for either of us. i will not write nature wives i can't do it to my girlo. pirates!scott ships also. if it's gonna get me cancelled then i may still be willing to write it but i will not post it on ao3, it's going straight into fools writing discussion channel when it goes live. i won't write . idk pregnancy? you probably weren't gonna ask for pregnancy. again feel free to ask :thumbsup:
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this deserved to be drawn properly but god knows i dont have the skills (original under cut)
#heaventrio#theorionsound#mythicalsausage#pearlescentmoon#empires smp#esmp#my idiots <3#safety tag#oliposting TWO
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"This dress doesn't fit me."
"What are you talking about?" Oli frowns, once he's confident enough that she actually is dressed to take a look at her. "It fits great! Like it was specially made for you."
"That's not what I mean."
The dress fits, sure, in the most literal sense of the word. Green silks cascade around her legs in smooth undulations, shifting slightly every time she twists; the off-shoulder sleeves are just snug enough not to let the whole ensemble slip, and loose enough that it looks like they're held up on wishes alone. The waist is cinched, but the corset doesn't push too tight on her poor pressured organs - which are not used to this, thank you - to be uncomfortable; if she stands at the right angle (back straight, chin up, shoulders down) she can almost forget that there's anything adjusting her figure at all.
But what she means is that it doesn't fit her. It's not Pearl the cleaning lady; it's Princesa Perla, La Hija De Girasoles, with all the terrifying implications which that title brings. Elegance and propriety weigh heavier than any drape of blackout fabric. This con is more pressure than the most improperly laced corset could ever provide.
Oli waves a dismissive hand at her. "It'll be fine. Don't be nervous - we've got this in the frickin' bag. You're gonna walk in that room and be like, wham, it's me! I'm the Princess! And he's gonna be like, whoa, you've gotta be her, oh my god! And everything's gonna go perfect."
She hopes so. It'd be an awful waste, to travel all the way to Sanctuary just for a rejection and another failed new start. But what other options has she got right now?
"Now get a move on - we're gonna miss the train!"
"Alright, alright," she sighs, and lets herself be dragged along into her new life. The life of Princesa Perla - lost heir of Gilded Helianthia.
She can only hope she fits the dress convincingly enough to look the part.
#ANASTASIA AU CAN ANYBODY HEAR ME#pearlescentmoon#theorionsound#mythicalsausage#heaventrio#esmp#empires smp#ilexworks#heaventrio anastasia au
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i'm officially coining mythicalsausage, pearlescentmoon and oli theorionsound as heaventrio. anyone else super normal about these three
#heaventrio#mythicalsausage#pearlescentmoon#theorionsound#arenaduo#hello arenaduoers im expanding with the new season please join me
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After the Empires go home, Oli walks in on Sausage looking for his goddess.
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(reblogs appreciated! :D)
#empires smp#esmp#mythicalsausage#theorionsound#pearlescentmoon#arenaduo#heaventrio#hallelujahduo#who i have never tagged before but this is them. sausage and oli.#empires smp spoilers#esmp spoilers#santa perla#ilexworks
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bdubs going "you've got- this HAPPENS TO YOU?" in the sausage ep is so funny. ummmmm el dorado au or something
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PEARL AND OLI LIKERS POP QUIZ. which of them would be the one who tried to convince the other to jump out of a moving train
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thinking about making a taglist for my fics so if you wanna be on that then lmk any way you like
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oh gamers (the other four heaventrio stans in the world) you are going to love anastasia au so much.
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watched arenaduo interact for 0.000005 seconds. insane about the anastasia au again
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ok gn tublr. back on my heaventrio anastasia au brainrot tomorrow after todays break for bards
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shrimp emotions, is the turn of phrase i've been looking for. sausage pearl and oli give me shrimp emotions.
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oli cheesed to meet them cycle post is popping off. time to think about heaventrio anastasia au again
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