SPOILERS FOR CASTLEVANIA NOCTURNE
SPOILERS FOR CASTLEVANIA NOCTURNE!
SPOILERS FOR CASTLEVANIA NOCTURNE!
SPOILERS FOR CASTLEVANIA NOCTURNE!
SPOILERS FOR CASTLEVANIA NOCTURNE!
SPOILERS FOR CASTLEVANIA NOCTURNE!
ALUCARD IS BACK! MY VAMPIRE HUSBAND HAS RETURNED!
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I have a prompt idea! Any character reacting to the episode of COPS that Mulder and Scully appear on when it finally airs.
Decided to make this part of the Bill Scully POV series (on Ao3, or Part I, Part II, Part III, Part IV, and Part V.)
Charlie hadn't bothered to call or catch up since New Years; nevertheless, the phone went off an hour after Matthew's head finally hit the pillow.
"Bill, you catching the COPS episode night?"
Bill, wrist-deep in receipt sorting, was not.
"Dana and her partner are on the air." And Charlie laughed and laughed, tears mingling with his wheezes while Bill yelled "What?" and stumbled from the kitchen to the couch.
Agent Mulder. He should have known. "Catch... catch him?" Dana's partner mumbled, pointing diffidently at a sketch of.... No.
Bill's stream of consciousness must have broken a new record because Charlie was now guffawing and Tara was whispering violently from the other room. Meanwhile, his eyes remained glued to his sister's awkward mannerisms while she relayed their superior's directive.
"'Nothing to hide'?" he exploded. "Wasn't Skinner the assistant director at the--" Bill caught the word back before the moment soured over past cancers and absences. "Why's he-- why's Dana still participating in this--"
"C'mon, Mulder, do the werewolf stance again!" Loud slaps echoed through the wire: Charlie was either smacking his thigh or the wall in unbridled ecstasy. "She hid behind the EMT door, Bill, you should have seen it."
Bill, unable to contain himself after Mulder's irrepressible ramble over werewolf technicalities, bellowed, "OH, for crying OUT--"
"Bill!" Tara hissed, head shooting through the doorway. He jolted, mouthed a sorry, and miserably watched her eyebrows scrunch skywards in recognition. "Hey, isn't that Dana on the tv?"
"Always wanted to be a cop when I was younger," his brother drawled, voice touched with regret. "Just couldn't trust 'em after their behavior during my truancy period."
"And you thought Wall Street was a more honest profession?" Bill scoffed. The anger of losing a hundred-dollar sure investment-- how many years ago was that? Too many-- would burn until his dying day.
"Can it, Bill."
But Charlie said it like he used to; and they hung up friends.
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Thanks for reading~
Enjoy!
Tagging @today-in-fic
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I'm late to the party but Jimmy Karn, who took an indefinite hiatus from Domundi last year, is back.
Which means he WILL be in Zomvivor.
He was in the Halloween special, but all roads lead to Zomvivor.
Zombies. Zombies. Zombies. Zombies.
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[He's transported into the living room of the Lair. It feels like he's only been gone for a moment.]
Laaaaand safely!
[He does stumble slightly. For some reason he feels like he just came from somewhere super cold. Must be a side effect of the time travel.]
Guys, did you miss me?
......
Hey, wait where are they?
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