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ok wait what's everyone's character assassination pet peeve. like a trait writers or fans will give a character that is fairly insignificant but so blatantly ooc that it ignites the most primal of rage. mine is whenever i see sonic the hedgehog smoking
#HE WOULD NOT FUCKING DO THAT#HE THINKS IT'S UNCOOL AND STAINS YOUR TEETH#my man looks and acts like a walking anti-drug psa from the nineties AND YOU THINK HE SMOKES???? i'll smoke YOU#but i'm legit curious if anyone else has anything similar for any character#ferntext
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Can I be real for a second? I don't think L giving a foot massage to Light was very in-character of him. Like manga!L would've totally scoffed at how pathetic anime!L appeared when he did that.
I like the rain scene bc it's really pretty (also Light MOANS bc of L? *sighs* yeah i ship lawlight) but I'm always so ?? at anime!L's behavior? The anime made L way too melancholic and y'know self-deprecating kinda guy. In contrast, manga!L (whom I love to death) is so so confident in doing what he's doing and has the time of his life during the Kira case as he's intellectually challenged (by Light) as he figures out the case little by little.
I don't get where the anime creators got the idea that L is a very sad character who cares about justice so much so that he's actually Justice itself? Manga!L enjoys solving cases. I'm not saying that L doesn't care about justice at all- just that he cares more about winning.
So, the anime creators looked at a character who cares about winning (& his own ego) than everything else and decided to... make him give a foot massage to his nemesis (surprise surprise bible symbolism featuring L as Jesus *🤮* coming up) apparently due to accepting Light's (boy's first debut as Judas) 'betrayal' how can there be betrayal when there was no trust between them in the first place and saying "It is the least I can do to atone for my sins"...
The only way I could've made a little sense of this is if L was mocking Kira with that line but the anime just had to go above & beyond to make it (L's actions) seem too genuine for that to be true. which is. so. FRUSTRATING
Manga!L wouldn't have done anything like that. Not even ironically (he'd have thought it to be below him for pretending to be accepting his defeat mockingly to Kira). Even Manga!L's not enough of a bastard to try to compare himself with Jesus (and just after knowing (god knows how) that he's going to die)- like that's too stupid omg: even for a mockery.
Does he actually think that Light would pick up on the (him as Jesus) symbolism and be like 'oh no! L is too noble like Jesus to die by my betrayal i'm such a bad judas how come i NEVER NOTICED THIS BEFORE'... and decide to spare L's life? Or embrace his inner Judas like the bad bitch he is and finish L for that godawful mockery of Jesus?
Whenever I think about Anime!Light's in-character reaction I crack up as it would be smth like 'wow this guy who graduated summa cum laude from torture university is pretending to be Jesus? lol what a real piece of work. would've expected better from you L: so pathetic lmao i hope rem kills you soon i'm so done with you rn- rip 💀'
Manga!L (if he knew he were going to die (don't know how that's possible in the anime; still we're talking about how the anime creators seem to see L as Jesus so ~anything is possible~) that is) would never go 'guess i'll die' accept his defeat offering a foot massage to his enemy and inwardly throw a pity party being all "… It'll be lonely, won't it?" GIRL you were the one going on & about how you'd EXECUTE Kira once you catch him on live tv (also saying that you'd bring Kira's head to the task force) I REALLY doubt you'd feel lonely if either one of you were to die- that (killing each other) was the point!!
Manga!L is a selfish character: he values his victory above all else so the anime making him accept defeat that easily + gracefully doesn't sit well with me.
#death note#l lawliet#light yagami#manga vs anime#manga!L#anime!L#anime!Light#the rain scene#the foot massage scene#yes i ship lawlight; no i don't think the rain scene was very faithful to L's character in the manga; yes we exist#as you can see i rlly RLLY don't like anime's take on L: i prefer the og manga!L :)#anime!L just isn't my cup of tea#manga!L's confidence in his assholery is much rather appreciated#i keep thinking about how i don't like certain parts of dn anime: the first of which being this rain scene#the second being how the anime handles Sayu's kidnapping and Light's reaction to it#but that's a can of worms i'll open later#i can't shut up apparently so here's a teaser: Light wouldn't have MURDERED Sayu OH MY GOD READ THE GODDAMN MANGA#in which he bends over backwards to protect her! and succeeds!! (at the cost of losing the death note to Mello) would you look at that??#yeah i'm aware anime!Light doesn't kill Sayu but the way he's shown seriously considering it#(and choosing to let her live only so as to not increase suspicion)#leaves me so ANGRY#SAYU MEANS A LOT TO LIGHT OK?#he would not fucking do that#aaaaand....end rant#p#my meta#sorta#100
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to everyone saying Carmy would cook u food if u forgot to eat: no the fuck he would not
that man comes home every day and flops down on the couch and falls asleep with a bag of doritos on his stomach watching Julia Child. he would be thrilled to have company in his "im so sick of cooking (for the day)" stupor.
that man is "ghost of mariano's" personified. he is watching lots of tv, giving up om his sleeping, and trying not to hate himself! he is eating shit that makes you feel like a lazy greasy motherfucker!!
he obviously cares a hell of a lot about everyone, but at the end of the day he's still a dumbass who doesn't own curtains. he's probably 1/3rd of all peanut butter and jelly sandwich supplies sales in Chicago.
Carmy would grab you a second bag of chips and cut his pb&j in half so you could have some. his ass is not whipping out his knives any time past 10pm.
#does this make sense#he would not fucking do that#and that's not a bad thing#he's not cooking 4 course for u but he IS sharing his dumbassery#carmy berzatto#carmen berzatto#the bear
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pov you know nothing about shadow the hedgehog:
WHEREZ THE “SPOILS THE SHIT OUT OF HIS KID AND IS EXTREMELY PROUD OF THEM AND BEATS THE SHIT OUT OF ANYONE WHO LOOKS AT THEM FUNNY” OPTION????
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so i had a thought that i hate myself thinking for
#that one south park post going 'he would not fucking say that' except#he would not fucking do that#this was a thought of as; reg had hired rhm as an rhm and only recently they became closer friends until rhm gets offered something else.#much to reg's incredible dismay#anyways who up munching on copperright#copperright#reginald copperbottom#right hand man#rhm#thsc#the henry stickmin collection#scriboozles
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#There's too many yugioh ships alone that fall under this so I won't tag them but#you know who you are#he would not fucking say that#he would not fucking do that#they would not fucking say that#memes#fandom criticism#Etc etc
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anti stan throwing up on kyle rights activist get that shit away from me
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had a dream about twitter taking my ocs and doing whatever they wanted with them and i only found out through accidentally running into a nsfw post about one of them. most realistic and scariest thing ive ever seen i legit didnt know if i was dreaming or not for a moment
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Every time I see the fandom group Ratio in with the Genius Society members and make them friends with each other it's like
#saw someone do that like. text message meme#where it's the third person there for emotional support or whatever#and it was aven/ratio with Ruan Mei#and first of all#she would not fucking say that#and second of all#he would not fucking do that#rambling#honkai posting
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”Abbacchio would be a secret swiftie” he died in 2001 listening to a mix CD of Monteverdi, The Cure, and conceptual noise tracks and thank god for that.
#mine#jjba#he would not fucking do that#anyway I have this silly little headcanon that Narancia makes conceptual noise CDs and Abbacchio (quietly) supports this#they’re totally unmarked in clear plastic sleeves he just sells them at basement shows doesn’t say what they are
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if i have to see one more "edgeworth writes fic" take im going to nuke this whole website
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Fan fiction writers writing Hobie with a daddy k!nk is so funny to me
#he would not fucking do that#daddy k!nk#hobie spiderverse#hobie x reader#hobie brown hcs#hobie x gender neutral reader#cringe
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Me at when the fans get shang tsung wrong:
Me also at nrs for getting shang tsung wrong in mk12:
Me at people who didn't appreciate the amount of swag,cunt,and epicness that man served in mk11,let alone tagawa's performance:
Me at people who appreciates shang tsung in mk11,him in the 95 movie,and the many iterations that came before the weaksauce lame ass shit that is mk12 or just fans who actually understand why 12 is bad:
#mortal kombat#shang tsung#ed boon is sus#he would not fucking do that#he would not fucking say that#he would not fucking look like that#nrs got him so wrong its embarrassing#mk11 did him justice and look what y'all did ungrateful head assess#shang tsung is sus of boon#tbh he is sus of everyone but that's besides the point#vent
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when we finally beat the crowley is suicidal allegations in s3
#HE WOULD NOT FUCKING DO THAT#I get it’s like oooh what if this sad thing happened but come ON 😭😭😭#also they keep [this is on tik tok] they keep using a bojack horseman audio for it it’s like DONT COMPARE THAT DEMON [BOJACK] TO CROWLEY 😭😭😭
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i feel like some of you people dont even know the guy
#im talking about utmv#i see lotsa posts portraying some of the sanses in ways that are so Wrong#it forces me take a step back and breathe before i start throwing things outta the window#he would not fucking say that#he would not fucking do that#he would not fucking look like that#(im begging u on my knees stop twink-ifying sans)#pLEASE read the original comics and check out the askblogs please i#i promise its worthwhile and will give u a way better version of that character than the fanon one guys#utmv
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very painfully fanon things should be illegalized
#he would not fucking say that#he would not fucking do that#!!!!!#infantilization#get out#idolization#fuck you#ooc#leave immediately#i only speak the truth#and consume the truth#sephiroth
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