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thecursivej · 2 years

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Obi-Wan Kenobi, Part V, Reactions

Alright motherfuckers, here are my reactions, lets get fucking going

OH MY GOD, THAT OPENING FLASHBACK MADE ME IMMEDIATELY CRY.

Oh shit was that VADER'S FLASHBACK!? OH FUCK!

NO LOLA NO!

Oh fuck that flashback again; we should not have let the Jedi become military soldiers, it completely fucked with Anakin's head and training.

OH HELL YEAH GENERAL KENOBI COMING OUT OF RETIREMENT TO MOTHERFUCKING LEAD

YES BABY LEIA YES! CLIMB THAT LADDER! LIVE YOUR DREAMS!

KUMAIL NANJIANI AGAIN!? HELL YEAH! HAJA IS ALIVE FUCKERS! (I really hope I don't jinx that)

Well shit, Bail is worried and fearful that Vader's made a discovery.

OH FUCK THE NEGOTIATOR IS COMING OUT TO PLAY NOW TOO!

Oh shit, we're getting Reva's background now. Hell yeah. Oh shit. Here we go.

Oh Reva, you may be a bitch, but you did not deserve to almost die because of Anakin switching sides.

OH GOD, NOT ANOTHER ORDER 66 FLASHBACK. FUCK ME GENTLY WITH A CHAINSAW.

"I thought he was there to help us." OW. OW. OW.

YOU WERE NOT WEAK REVA, YOU WERE A CHILD!

Oh sweet jesus this is so painful.

"Why didn't you stop him, why didn't you save us?!" Jesus Christ.

"Into the Breach!" Bitch this is like a poem.

Oh fuck who is gonna die?

Love that guy who grabbed a stormtrooper and just fucking yeeted him into a panel.

The compositions of John Williams once again making me sob like a little bitch.

TALA NO. TALA NO. TALA NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck me gently with a chainsaw I am not okay.

THE DROID COVERING HER TO PROTECT HER IS KILLING ME.

TALA IS A HERO AND I WILL SOB FOREVER OVER HER DEATH.

"May the force be with you." OH FUCK ME

"There's no way out, Master. Admit you're beaten."

OH FUCK ME.

YOU CAN'T QUIT, BEN! DO NOT LET LEIA ALONE DAMN YOU.

JESUS CHRIST HERE WE GO.

OH FUCK ME.

God I love the look of defiance on Ben's face is so good.

OH SHIT ARE WE GETTING A TEAM UP WITH REVA AND BEN?!

OH please. Reva. PLEASE.

OH FUCK. BEN YOU SNEAKY DOG I LOVE YOU. C'MON REVA. TAKE THE DEAL BITCH.

These flashbacks are just making me dissolve into tears. I miss old Anakin and Obi-Wan.

"Your need for victory, Anakin, it blinds you." OH FUCK HERE WE GO.

YAY LOLA IS OKAY AGAIN!!!!

OH fuck Vader really fell for that shit.

Lola helping us repair shit is the best thing ever. I love this.

OH HELL YEAH, HERE WE FUCKING GO. GET ON THE FUCKING SHIP RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.

FUCK THE CONTACT THING TO TALK TO BAIL. SHIT.

How is Bail gonna know his kid is okay?

OH FUCK HERE COMES VADER.

FUCK ME.

OH SHIT, HE STOPPED THE DAMN SHIP WITH HIS HAND.

Oh, Anakin; my heart. My poor baby Anakin. OH ANAKIN.

FUCK ME GENTLY WITH A CHAINSAW I AM NOT OKAY.

REVA IS ABOUT TO DIE. fuck. Here we go. Reva, you are exactly like Anakin, and he's just playing you like a goddamn drum.

OH FUCK WE DUELING. WE DUELING. REVA C'MON GIRL. I NEED YOU TO BE SMARTER. Oh no she gonna die.

Does he recognize her? OH, HE DOES. OH, SHE'S HAVING FLASHBACKS. OH, HERE WE GO. OH FUCK. SHE'S DEAD. Rip. OH, HE KNEW. HE FUCKING KNEW.

HOW DID THE GRAND INQUISITOR SURVIVE!? Oh fuck. I really want her to survive. C'mon, Reva. Revenge does much to keep someone alive, so stay alive.

We're all on the transport, hallelujah.

FUCK NO GODDAMN IT. C'MON REVA. YOU ARE A FORCE USER. YOU ARE POWERFUL.

Obi-Wan is gonna lose his shit. OH FUCK REVA KNOWS ABOUT LUKE. OH FUCK ME GENTLY WITH A CHAINSAW.

HERE WE GO AGAIN. GODDAMN IT, FUCK. REVA IS GONNA TELL VADER. FUCK ME. OH SHIT. OH SHIT.

OH SHIT. FUCK ME. OH SHIT. I am screaming. This isn't good.

OH BABY LUKE, YOU SWEET SUMMER CHILD.

BITCH THAT'S WHERE WE END!?!?!

I am not okay. Vader's behind them, Reva knows and is probs gonna go after Luke for revenge, Bail just wants his daughter back, and Luke is just a sweet summer child sleeping peacefully and probs dreaming about being the next greatest pilot alive.

FUCK.

#obi wan kenobi spoilers #obi wan kenobi part v #oh my fucking god #anakin skywalker i love you #but also fuck #fuck you #fuck you for killing the younglings #obi wan love of my life #leia is a badass even as a child #she definitely took her week with uncle ben and definitely applied it to her style of leading as a general #kumail nanjiani once again alive and well #HOW DO WE ONLY HAVE ONE EPISODE LEFT!?#It better be like a whole hour and a half #i want a goddamn movie #jesus h w christ

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thatgirlinskullz · 2 years

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Obi-Wan Kenobi Episode 5 ***SPOILERS***

-- aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa this episooodeee

-- spoilers incoming

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-- I MEAN IT

-- YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

-- SPOILERS!!!!

-- INCOMING

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THIS EPISODE DID NOT HAVE TO GO STRAIGHT FOR MY HEART FROM MINUTE ONE BUT IT DID GODDAMMIT😭💔😭😭😭💔💖😭

fuuuuckk

that opening sequence..fuuuucck

just when i thought we weren't gonna get any actual Anakin flashbacks, here we are. and he is as beautiful as the day i lost him 😭💖

the entire sparring session spanning the entire episode, flashing back multiple times. i caaan't it hurts

it's so good seeing them again as just Obi-Wan and Anakin.. master and padawan. but goddamn does it hurt

fuuuucckkk

anyway...

Rip Tala.... i actually liked her. and her droid. and it hurts because there's been soooo many characters throughout SW that we just barely get to know and love and then we lose them instantly. and i hate it. but i guess that's SW for you..

Haja my beloved 💖 welcome back! but you're a fkin idiot, not being able to keep track of a couple objects you're asked to take care of xD

also we see how Kenobi gets his black cloak. cool cool.

also why did he give the saber to Haja? is he getting it back?! he should be getting it back...

why didn't he take some other sabers.. there's probably some that he recognized there, for sure..

also where are they going with the people? without a hyperdrive? where can they go? if we get another rebel camp, and a cameo from a certain Jedi (khm khm Quinlan) or maaaybe some "jedi sympathizers" (khm khm Hondo)... ooohh boy.. i'm curious..

i had a feeling Reva wasn't what she wanted us to believe she was... i knew there was more to her... and damn. she is a traumatized little child. she is soooo full of pain and anger and hate and just wants revenge. and she's so mad she actually thinks she has a chance against Vader XD oh my poor sweet summer child.

but it was kinda mean of Obi-Wan to use her and manipulate her.. that was kinda weird. but i get it. he's using whatever he can to keep the people and Leia safe...

and that Reva vs Vader fight was pretty cool, actually. LOVED how Vader's just like "nope. i don't even need a saber. i'mma just use the force" xD he's so damn cocky and i love it!!! 💖💖💖

but also she's not dead, i knew she wouldn't die that easily... and now we're going on a baby Luke rescue mission i guess... finally get to see me some baby Luke 💖 hope he's at least half as good as baby Leia..

alsoooooo

QUIZZY IS BAAACKKK BITCHES!! 💖💖💖💖

fuckyeeaaah!!

i was so fkin concerned when they named Reva the Grand Inquisitor.. like what do you meeeann?!!! you said you weren't breaking canon... and that Quizzy is not done yet.. and i was so scared they were actually gonna fuck up...

but nooo.. THE REAL QUIZZY IS BAAACKK!!!

and he's as menacing as ever and i love him.

it's just that... we won't really have time to have a big fight with him too, right? not unless the last episode is like an hour and a half long.. which they won't do. we're lucky if it's an hour....

so last episode is just Baby Luke rescue..and Anakin vs Obi-Wan rematch.. for real this time? is that it?

also Reva is gonna come into play and will probably actually die..

unleeeeesss...

we actually get episodes 7-8-9-10... or S2... idk.. i doubt it.. but like.. damn.. only one more episode to go... i am scared.

but this episode was fkin amazing!!!

can't wait for the finale

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hinerdsitscat · 3 years

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So Let's Talk About Star Wars: Into the Dark

I yelled a bit about The Light of the Jedi so now I guess it’s time to unleash all of my thoughts about the next book in the High Republic series.

I liked Into the Dark more than I liked LotJ, partially because I just really like Claudia Gray’s writing (writer of the most iconic scene in the new canon novels, in which Leia shows up to a party in her most Obviously Sinister outfit after the big public scandal about Vader being her father in Bloodline), but also because Charles Soule had to put a lot of energy into introducing the entire High Republic universe over the course of the first book, whereas CG could just get down to business. I also think the slightly pared-down number of characters and plotlines in ItD helped a lot: I spent a lot of LotJ not knowing which characters I should get invested in, because the first third of the book kept introducing characters and then immediately killing them off.

So let’s talk characters because DAMN they are delightful:

Reath Silas, You Fucking Nerd

No, really, the number of times I yelled “oh my god Reath you FUCKING NERD” out loud while reading this book was well into the double digits.

This precious city boy who just wants to read a book and be left alone, to the extent that they unofficially gave him his own desk in the Archives. Bless.

Also, just the sheer innocence of this child thinking that all the adults around him have everything figured out

But also: “I understand prosthetic arms are more advanced than prosthetic legs. More comfortable too.” and then CUTS OFF SOMEONE’S ARM (I had to edit this post like a week after the fact because I can’t believe I forgot about this scene)

The absolute lack of danger sense on this child, I stg... Meeting the scary genocidal plants? "OH MY GOD YOU'RE SENTIENT PLANTS CAN I ASK A FEW QUESTIONS?" Face to face with a Nihil soldier holding a blaster? "I REALLY WANT TO TALK PHILOSOPHY WITH YOU!" Having Cohmac dump a Massively Worrying Bit Of Heresy in his lap? "OH HELL YES, WE'RE GONNA TALK PHILOSOPHY, BEST DAY EVER!"

Speaking of Cohmac...

Cohmac Vitus, A Parade's Worth of Red Flags

Hoo boy...

This guy is the walking embodiment of Every Problem That Is Going To Bite The Jedi Order In The Ass When Anakin Skywalker Comes Along: trauma, repressed emotions, questions that Jedi dogma can't sufficiently answer, got an unexpected Padawan but can barely take care of himself... like, the only thing he's missing is a forbidden romance (Avar and Elzar seem to have that plotline covered, I think/hope...)

None of that is a criticism, by the way: I'm 100% over here with popcorn screaming "YES, FUCK THIS GUY UP"

Everything's going to hell and people are about to attack one another? FLOAT IN MIDAIR BECAUSE WHO'S GONNA MESS WITH THE GUY WHO CAN FUCKING FLY

Orla Jareni, Heading Off to the Jedi Order's Version of Hampshire College

Her plotline felt very much like something from SWTOR, but that might just be because I started playing the Jedi Consular storyline, like, yesterday?

I really liked her flashback plotline because, like with Cohmac, this was another example of "I really wish the Order had addressed this issue before Anakin came along..." Namely, that she spent the flashback mission trying to ignore her instincts in favor of what she was told, and it naturally led to a catastrophe. I got a lot of shades of "I keep having dreams about my mother dying! Eh, it's probably nothing..." so anyway, I spent a lot of Orla's plotline silently yelling.

Also THANK YOU CLAUDIA GRAY for this amazing new addition to canon: "Orla had recently declared herself a Wayseeker--a Jedi who would operate independently of the dictates of the Jedi Council. Some Jedi, from time to time, found themselves drawn to a period of solitary action, whether that meant meditation on a mountaintop, helping revolutionaries on a tyrant-ruled world, or even, in one legendary instance, becoming a minor singing sensation on Alderaan." I HAVE ABOUT HALF A DOZEN FIC IDEAS NOW, MOSTLY AROUND OBI-WAN BECOMING A TEEN HEARTTHROB POP IDOL.

Dez Rydan, the Cool Kid?

This guy gave me serious Ganner Rhysode vibes and so I was not in any way surprised when he got the absolute shit kicked out of him, because he basically had Doom written all over him. I was, however, surprised that he survived?

The Barash Vow was really interesting, and I was actually relieved that the Jedi Order had something close to rehabilitation, even if it was just "meditate a lot."

Leox Gyasi, aka "Master Yoda on (Medicinal) Spice"

There's a canonically asexual character in the GFFA!!!

Which would make him...

...wait for it...

...

...an ACE PILOT

(ducks)

Anyway, Leox is played by Tim Rozon-as-Doc-Holliday-in-Wynonna-Earp and you cannot take that mental casting away from me.

Affie Hollow, You Sweet Summer Child

Yeah, that about sums it up, though I love that she really did think she could change her Bird Mafia Mom.

I also really hope that this isn't the last we'll see of her.

She suffers through Reath's explanation of what Jedi are and then asks what is quickly becoming The Question of the High Republic series: "So do Jedi have sex or not?"

Geode: Stone Groot

I just want to say how ELATED I am that there was NO EXPLANATION for what Geode's deal was other than: he's a Vintian, from Vint rock person. That's it.

#star wars #star wars the high republic #the high republic #star wars spoilers #into the dark #star wars into the dark

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