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cancelledboobsubscription · 3 years

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I’ve making headcanons about all of my hyper fixations for a while now and just dumping them on my friends so I’m gonna also dump them here.

If you’re into All For the Game , My Hero Academia, ATLA, The Raven Cycle stay fuckn tuned my doods bc I have a loooot of stuff rattling around my empty skull.

Not all of these are 100% mine some of them are already pretty popular and I’m expanding on them or I heard something similar and edited it to my own tastes

I’ll separate them by series,,,

Theres like one canon that’s mildly nsfw

TW: drug abuse

Mha/Bnha

pro hero kirishima’s Red Riot™️ merch is insanely size inclusive bc he wants fatgum to be able to wear the hoodie that kiri’s pr team sent him but that’s not all,,

If he wasn’t super gay and in love with Bakugou he’d be very Into BBWs so again his merch is super size inclusive bc he wants everyone to be able to wear it

The company that makes the merch also takes requests for special made merch for people who’s quirks interfere with a “normal” size or dimension

ALSO ,,,,this man(kiri) is built like a fuckn MACK TRUCK OKAY he is 6’7” and cannot fit through doorways without ducking and turning a little to the side ,,, he is broad And still wears no shirt™️ ,,, this being said ,, bakugou is still around 5’8” and pretty slim don’t get me wrong he’s extremely strong and toned but he’s not huge,, it makes flying easier if he stays a little lighter ,,,,,,, the point is,, sometimes kiri will pick up bakugou with one arm and bakugou can’t even pretend to hate it anymore

Also,,,, fatgum has to use special pens and keyboards because of how big his hands are,,, he’s literally 8’2” I won’t take criticism on this

Fatgum actually loves wearing red riot and sun eater merch

Allmight and Inko start dating and one day when they’re out someone comments on how much all might “looks like a skeleton” and she absolutley lets loose on them for being so vapid and shallow and how “he’s risked his life to save people like you more times than you have ever even thought about being helpful in your life and it would serve you well to treat someone who’d die for you without even knowing you with more respect”

All might had to gently pull her away bc the guy was crying and she wasn’t anywhere near finished with him

Midnight is Asexual and aggressively pretends to be horny on main™️ because for one, it works with her quirk and two, nothing sells better than sex especially when you’re a woman.

Bakugou and kirishima use sign language to talk shit at Public events

Dabi is addicted to painkillers because he’s been on them his entire life,, he wakes up with the shakes and sometimes toga has to help him take his meds in the morning because he’s already in withdrawal

Tensei was the first one to realize that iida was autistic and immediately did copious amounts of research on ASD and how to be a good brother to him

ATLA

sokka grows his hair as long as Zuko’s (except the sides obvi) and sometimes he’ll wear his hair in the fire nation top knot and zuko loses it every time

Azula gets help and now sometimes when she wakes up with the sun after a night of fitful sleep she goes to the courtyard to have tea with iroh. They never talk, but then again they never need to.

Sometimes after a hard day sokka falls asleep in the bathtub and wakes up to zuko warming the water back up and washing his hair for him

Suki lounges in zukos throne while zuko gets worked up about stuff and paces all around the room

Mai is on the ace spectrum

When sokka and zuko visit the southern water tribe zuko will firebend for the all of the kids in the village,,, they love him so much and sometimes sokka gets a little teary eyed watching him

Sokka braids zukos hair water tribe style and it’s the hottest thing maybe ever

Zuko takes sokka on shopping sprees pretty frequently and sokka fuckn loves it

One time someone has the nerve to call sokka “the fire lords sugar baby” and sokka just flips his ponytail over his shoulder Ariana style and says “and what about it?”

The Raven cycle

Ronan has 100% killed Robert Parrish in his dreams and when he wakes up to see Adam next to him he almost immediately wants to go back to sleep and do it again for all the pain he’s caused Adam

Gansey is oblivious to the fact that he is indeed shredded,, when he gets really worked up he moves his arms a l o t like rolls up his sleeves, crosses and uncrosses his arms and The gang’s favorite is when he puts his hands on his head and subconsciously flexes,,,, literally entire gangsey will group swoon at him and he genuinely thinks they are marvelling at his passion for whatever he’s worked up about

Ronan watched broke back mountain once when he was like 16 and now all he can think about is being a gay cowboy ,,,

Adam will read people’s tarot wrong if theyre douchebags

Don’t you think it’s funny that the ganseys don’t have any straight children?

Blue has a T-shirt from each member of the gangsey (except Noah,, rip Noah) and shes created a terrible Franken-T-shirt by ripping them up and sewing them all back together in an extremely ugly patch work thing

Adam talks in Latin in his sleep and it really freaks his roommate out,, like a lot,, not to mention the fact that Adam already creeps him out to begin with bc he’s got that other vibe that comes from being tied to cabeswater and lindenmere ,, 6 out of 7 days his roommate is convinced that he’s a witch or a fairy or something

Ronan teaches opal how to bake and opal burns everything on purpose

aftg

Neil has definitely killed multiple people to survive

Neil’s mom definitely made him kill someone at least twice to make sure he could kill to survive on his own if they got separated

he probably definitely still has nightmares about each one

Matt and Dan both had a crush on Neil for like 30 seconds and absolutely talked to each other about him

Ppl always talk about how hot it is to crush a watermelon with your thighs,,,, Andrew could do it with his arms

Aarons ass is so flat and Andrew has an absolute dumptruck

Kevin started out as one of those annoying “obsessed with WWII” history guys and now he’s actually very into queer history and will rant about the lavender scare for an hour if you let him

The foxes lounge room(?) has a dart board with riko’s face on it to this day,, they literally have a drawer full of copies the same image of riko and every time one gets worn out they put a new one up. It’s more of an inside joke now but wymack still hates that little puke even though he’s dead so it stays up

Post-canon Neil gets drunk and teaches the team how to steal a car by hot wiring Matt’s truck

Matt does drag for halloween one year and Dan liked it a little too much *cough cough* she pegged him while he was still in drag

Someone once asked Renee if she was “saving herself for marriage like a good Christian girl should” and Allison knocked them out cold and stepped over the body

Neil calls Aaron ugly to his face literally any chance he gets (I feel like this one might be canon but I actually don’t know What’s real anymore)

Andrew Unironically wears a pink apron that says “kiss the cook” that Nicky got him for Christmas when he bakes

Okay I think that’s it ? For now?? Let me know if y’all want more,,,,, I’ll separate them next time I just really had to dump these and I didn’t want to make multiple posts.

I made this at 5:30 in the morning sorry if it’s riddled with typos and errors.

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hey-hamlet · 4 years

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BNHA AU Ideas : Dad’s Home

Also on AO3!

TL;DR:

Hisashi isn't abusive or a villain; he's just an asshole. After not having seen the man for a little short of 11 years, Izuku gets reacquainted - much to his displeasure.

Please just Izuku’s dad coming back and being like

"WAT haPPENED"

and izukus like "so I'm in UA now!" and his dad is like "but,,, ur quirkless???" and izuku is "lmao yeah not anymore"

my new quirk is big boi gainz, i’m just rly fucking ripped now. izukus dad is just Shook

like he was coming back to get a divorce bc he's been cheating on inko and he feels bad ab it and he rocks up and he's like "oh my wife got chubby ill just tell her thats why I'm divorcing her" and in walks his fucking BEEFCAKE of a son

nd hes like "ah,,, maybe,,,,, i go,,,, back to america"

izuku like "love you dad" and hisashi is like "is he,,, threatening me" and hisashi is like, awkwardly drinking tea and there is a knock at the door, and izuku goes to get it and hisashi almost fucking chokes as allmight walks in casually chatting w his son

"oh dad, this is yagi-sensei! he the best"

"ni-,,,ce to meet you,,,,, a ll m i g h t "

“aaahhh ur young midoriyas father u must be such a nice man to have raised such a fine young man”

hisashi, thinking abt all the women he’s fucked while he’s been married: “haha yes”

please inko is waving a knife around w her quirk while she casually cooks, all might's smile is pretty creepy to people who aren't used to it and izuku is so polite hisashi has convinced himself izuku is faking it

please bakugou and todoroki show up bc today’s normally when they spar and hisashi sees the son of pro hero endeavour and izukus childhood friend all fucking beefed up and covered in scars and he’s s w e a t i n g

izukus like "oh dad, come with us to the gym, kacchan has gotten super good with his quirk! and todoroki is soooo cool!"

hisashi is like "ha ha maybe n-"

and bakugo and todoroki are like, w a sinister fucking aura "no, i think you should. come."

todoroki s like cracking his knuckles, bakugo is like, grinning waaaayayyy to wide, izuku, inko and yagi are all blissfully unaware of this bc they are idiots izukus just ah maybe i should invite shinsou too <333 he has such a cool quirk !! it’s mind control dad you’ll love him !!

hisashi is ready to fucking d i e

hi consider hisashi and endeavour are cousins and Thats Why Hes Like That

please endeavour is like "oh my cousin working in support is back around, he always had a good quirk but lacked the combat sense to use it. married a weak woman too, not that hes letting that stop him"

and shouto is like " ohH? what,,,, whats his name dad"

dabi and shouto teaming up to kick hisashi in the dick

hi please consider izuku isnt actually as clueless ab hisashi's dickery as he seems but he doesnt wanna upset his mum bc he thinks she still loves him and fuckn,,, inko doesn't wanna get a divorce bc izuku has suffered enough she doesn't need to add "abandoned by father" to his list of issues

allmight is just looking at this and thinking "well this guy is shady as fuck but inko and izuku look happy so ill just add a dash of menace to my smile i guess"

inko already has the divorce papers at the ready, she just ain’t doing anything bc she feels bad for izuku but like every time hisashi open s his mouth she’s just

" Thats,,,, thats n i c e dear"

"did you know you missed our son's first steps?? : ))))"

"bc,,,, i remember,,, : ) "

izukus clueless ass is just “haha wow moms filling him in all the stuff he missed she must really love him :’)))l

todoroki is like, whispering to bakugo

"have you ever seen this man before in your life"

"yeah. once"

"and???"

"i kicked him right in the nuts because i thought he was coming to kidnap deku, then i kicked him again when i found out it was his garbage dad"

please they are sparring while inko passive-aggressively roasts her husband from the sidelines and allmight watches them so they don't explode each other and izuku is like, while bakugo and todoroki are kicking each other in the teeth

"i,,, i think my father didn't come back bc i was quirkless and I'm scared that he seems to want me now, but i don't want mum to be upset" and yagi is like "my,,, my b o y"

#bnha au #bnha #dads home au #midoriya izuku #bakugou katsuki #All Might #todoroki shouto #midoriya inko #midoriya hisashi #midoriya

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rainbow-turtle · 7 years

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Nico, Dan and Tobias

pros and cons of dating them:

Nico, pros:

- he will kill everyone to keep you safe.

- he’s a great chef.

- he’s loyal to a fault.

- you will never do anything wrong in his eyes.

- a fuckton of bonus kids

- you’ll also get a bonus best friend, Laisal.

cons: OH BOY

- he’s a mess™ just the hugest mess you can imagine.

- one time he set fire to his bedroll because there was a bug, so you have to take away all the bugs.

- he can be pretty childish.

- also he has no impulse control.

- seriously, he’d die if not for his family.

- he’s loyal to a fault.

- he’s pretty reckless.

- i mean he’s really reckless. oh boy someone needs to stop this child

Dan, pros:

- unless your name is tobias he won’t be dating you.

- loves those memes

- loyal, would die for his partner.

- romantic at heart, would bring you on cheesy dates.

- puns,,

cons:

- would honestly only date you if you’re tobias, thank god am i right ladies

- god those memes

- can’t cook to save his life.

- fucked up majorly and brought the apocalypse. that’s a downer to any party.

- terrible music taste.

- too passive to do anything about the demon problem.

Tobias, pros:

- would only date u if you’re Dan, sorry ladies.

- loyal, would die to help his partner.

- loves those fuckn pancakes, bro.

- not easily freaked out.

- doesn’t like demons.

cons:

- really tired of memes.

- he’s so tired of memes you guys

- that’s it that’s all there are no more cons to dating him.

#mrbodtchibi #my ocs

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