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Anders, he/him, 26, Norway.
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Booty shorts that say “for I have seen the throne of the gods and it was empty!” on the ass
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i'll see a man with long hair and remember i'm not above temptations of the flesh
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I hate it when I talk wistfully about the ancient world and then people are like “you wouldn’t survive back then” yeah obviously I would die immediately but do you think achilles would be able to survive in the modern world if he had to send one polite email? no
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My cat got a cold and the vet recommended a warm compress for his eyes. I think he’s enjoying his spa time.
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Oh yall wanting your DnD character being visualised?? Your book character?? Maybe u just really loving your character and want more art of them!! And i am HERE FOR IT - giv me a little DM for any questions at all !!
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🔸All humanoids welcome
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There are also sketch options if line art isnt your kinda vibe!!
Also Icons/Chibi options fully coloured in this style for £20-30 depending on complexity! Just pass me a DM 🌺
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I know TAZ has some completely epic lines that resonate with people like the “I saw seven birds” speech and “Our capacity for love increases” speech but what’s everyone’s favorite stupid line that for some reason lodged in your head beyond the others I’ll start
Mine is when Taako and Barry are talking in the Beach Episode and Taako says “Barold… Barold…. I rolled an Eleven Barold, you have to tell me.”
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Men with…. Men wi……. Men with lo……. Men with long hair…… Pretty…..
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AvPD Gang rise up and then keep rising until we’ve risen up so far that people can’t perceive us anymore
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So many people posting about the Dragon Age 4 concept art are completely missing this gem.
This guy leaning on his sword, telling some sort of behemoth to give him a minute while he catches his breath is the most Dragon Age nonsense I have ever seen. This is the kinda crap Hawke would pull.
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mental illness is like you will crave love but never feel comfortable around anyone ever. your welcome
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Social interaction 🗣😩 Sorry I only 🙅🏻♂️🤚 AVOID 👏✨ Catch me talking to No One 🚫😤 Friends who???? 💪 You think craving human contact will stop me from fleeing from it?? ⚡️THINK AGAIN 💫 Isolation 💡 Loneliness ❌ AVOIDANCE 🚨💫 I work every day every night 🌙🌞 There’s No End ❤
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fuck you inquisition i still love the grey wardens
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