Roach has the audacity to look appalled as Soap flicks the almond back, an offended little noise escaping his throat without his permission. Dark eyes narrowing once the nut finds its new home somewhere between his gear and his shirt and maybe his person. And for once, the other sergeant is right - Gary will not be finding that anytime soon.
Good thing he's already got a bag of trail mix in his pocket. And his next choice of ammo? An M&M. His target? Soap's mouth, because you know, he could be kind. Sometimes.
the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
Tumbleweed needs everyone to know that I am his most cruel and heartless mother for decreasing the amount of food he gets due to him gaining a third again his body weight over the last year no that is not all fur Tumbleweed you are shaped like a pregnant sheep!
He has spent much of the day stomping from room to room while yelling his immense displeasure.