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faithfulcat111 · 3 years

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Alright guy, we've reached the Hatchetfield era of shows. Note: I tried to do Movies, Musicals, and Me, but I just don't care for that show. Clark was the only good part. I loved him. So we are just moving forward. Starting with TGWDLM act 1. Favourite bits under the cut:

Jaimie's voice

The choreography in this opening song

Mariah's voice

This song is so fun the first time you hear it, but so creepy the more and more you hear it

'Where the fuck is he?' 'I have no fucking clue.' Jeff's face *shrugs* 'The guy just doesn't like musicals!'

The costume for Mr. Davidson

Jon just walking on stage with his chair at the end of the song.

Robert and Lauren then calling him a piece of shit with zero reaction

I have so much headcannons about Melissa for someone that only has two lines, I love her. But what is with the softball league girl

Charlotte putting the cigeratte away just to pull out a flask.

'The touring production of Mama Mia!' 'Wow, she'll like that just as much as Hamilton.'

'She thinks you're cool! Maybe you can talk me up a bit? Let her know her old dad is pretty cool too.' 'Bill, no.' 'You got other plans?' 'No.'

'You going to Beanies?' 'Yeah.' 'You didn't invite me.'

Okay, Ted is someone I would hate in real life, but I love his character.

LATTEE HOTTEE

'Oh my gosh so mean!' *flips him off*

*slowly backing off-stage* 'I have very low blood sugar.'

'I've been brewing up your coffee!'

'You meant this just for me. I don't have to split this with anyone?' 'Oh no, that's for you. I don't give a shit about them.'

Paul is trying so hard to flirt with Emma

'Excuse me!' Paul and Emma's faces as Hot Chocolate Boy comes back onstage. (I also have so many hc's about him)

'Oh shoot, I forgot about Bill's carmel frappe. Ah, fuck Bill.'

Greenpeace girl and Homeless guy saying hi to each other

'You know that money you're raising? You know how much of it actually goes to the turtles?' 'Well, none of it. I just made that up.' 'That's right none!'

'Zoey, you need a ride?' 'In your shitty car? I'd rather not crash and die, thanks.'

Okay, I love how they quickly flash between the different characters in this scene.

Wait, did Joey switch pants between Ted and Smoke Club guy? I backed up to check and he did! Damn, I knew Mariah and Lauren and Jaimie all changed here, but they put clothes on over top of what they were wearing and entered where they exited. Joey had to put a shirt and hat on, change pants, and get to the other side of the stage. 62 seconds, actually plenty of time. Still impressive.

Peanuts!!!

'That was interesting...' *Smoke Club girl and Hcb doing a leap spin* 'That seems like a lot.'

Paul having some sort of weird rivalry with Greenpeace girl

Greenpeace girl giving herself a high-five when Paul wouldn't.

Homeless guy's whole verse for La Dee Dah Dah Day (also this is way more tragic after Nightmare Time, but ignoring that right now)

Paul trying to crawl out the spinning circle of singing people

'Lights down, quick change, quick change.' *all the others running off stage already removing costume pieces, leaving Paul*

'Charlotte, you got enough coffee in the sugar?'

'Like a flash mob?' 'Yeah, what else could it have been?' 'Did you get a video of it?' 'No.' 'Fucking useless, Paul.'

Ted accidentally outing that he knew Charlotte's husband didn't come home last night and trying to cover.

These guys came so close to figuring stuff out before Melissa called Paul into Mr. Davidson's office

The whole of What Do You Want, Paul?

Jeff is is so unhinged during this (and Jon is trying so hard not to laugh at some points)

'Get my wife on the phone for me.' 'Mr. Davidson, I think I should leave.' 'No Paul, I want you to hear this. If you leave, you're fired.'

'I want to go home!'

'HELLO! PLEASE I JUST WANT A BLACK COFFEE!' 'Black coffee, I'm your coffee gal-' 'NO!!!'

Emma's expression not changing from utterly done for the entire tip song

Cup of Poisoned Coffee is so good

'Well, how the hell am I supposed to pop out of a trashcan and not scare the shit out of you?'

'We were just at Beanies!' 'YOU DIDN'T INVITE ME!'

'Paul, get in a trashcan. You, beat it.' 'Uh, fuck you.'

Robert making siren noises

Ted knocking Sam out with a trashcan lid (actually the choreography here at the end chasing everyone around is good. I wish i could see the whole thing at once to track everyone and there is a gap from different filming days, which annoys me)

'His brain fell out!' 'Well, put it back then!' 'I don't know how, I'm not a doctor!' 'Charlotte, look at that. That's not his brain! It's blue!' 'Well, how do you know, you're not a doctor either!'

'I am a presbyterian, I'm not going to die in your dirty-ass methodist church.'

'These are my friends! This is Paul and them.'

'What on earth does that look like to you?' 'I don't know, some kind of blue shit?' 'Exactly, Emma! What the fuck is this shit?'

'You bet your ass we got booze.'

The whole kick your head scene

'Could be worse. Could be dying in Clivesdale.'

'Fucking Timberwolves! We hated you guys.' 'We hated ourselves!'

Jaimie holding that note at the beginning of Join Us and Die

Actually her voice through this whole song

Ted's expressions during this song

Also him picking up a chair to fight the aliens

Hidgins just coming out with a shotgun

'Sing the beginning of Moana!' *cocks gun and points it at the others*

Bill singing The Circle of Life instead and Paul's expression when they realize.

'Alright, that was terrible.'

#faith talks #rewatch #starkid #tgwdlm #the guy who didn't like musicals #hatchetfield

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