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hooffuloftootsierolls · 2 months

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jokesitos-art · 2 months

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Adam/Alastor battle in brief

#hazbin hotel adam #alastor #hazbin hotel #Hazbin hotel Shit post #Video #my video

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appledaddyisbae · 3 months

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*Lucifer as a crisis team coach*

Lucifer: You're just doing it for attention.

Person: You don't know what I've been through!

Lucifer: And let's keep it that way. If one thing's gonna die today, it's not gonna be my vibe, okay?

Person: Boo! You're bad at your job! Who hired you? This was a massive oversight.

Lucifer: Listen man I've been there, but when I get a little depresso I just sing this little tune, okay? *clears throat* Sing with me...

Lucifer: And I don't want the world to see me~ 🎶

Person: *starts harmonizing* Cuz I don't think that they'd understand~🎶

Both of them harmonizing together: When everything's meant to be broken, I just want you to know who I am~🎶

Lucifer:

Person:

Lucifer: Feel better?

Person: Yeah...

Lucifer: Okay, come down now. Via the staircase out of the building.

Other crisis team guy: You're gonna get the shit kicked out of you one day, you know that?

Lucifer: And I'll like it. Pain kink plot twist, ayo!

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel text post #hazbin hotel shit post #parody #stanzi potenza #hazbin hotel lucifer #lucifer morningstar #forgive me #lol #i had to #☀️💫#sorry for the length

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vaggietheangel · 1 year

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Vaggie and Angel fall into the backrooms, and bully the entities until they get kicked out.

#hazbin hotel #vaggie #hazbin vaggie #hazbin hotel vaggie #hazbin hotel memes #vaggie memes #Angel dust #Angel dust hazbin hotel #hazbin angel dust #hazbin hotel shit post

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p0ssyum · 19 days

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#vox hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel vox #undertale #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel meme #hazbin hotel shit post #shitpost #the vees

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adyophene · 2 months

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I couldn't get the idea of Alastor holding Husk like that one ferret gif during his lament in the finale out of my head.

#hazbin hotel #hazbin art #husk #alastor #radiohusk #i mean not really but #anyways did i spend way too much time on what is a shit post #yes of course have you looked at my blog thats all i do

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philzasjuicyass · 3 months

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HOLY SHIT.

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel lucifer #my hazbin posts #THERES SEVEN IF U INCLUDE LUCIFER. WHO WAS AN ARCHANGEL. AND THERE ARE 7 ARCHANGELS.#AND THESE ARE FROM SEPARATE EPISODES AND THEY MATCH AND IN THE 2ND ONE THEY HAVE MORE DETAILS THAT SEPARATE THEM #WHICH. HOLY SHIT. THESE ARENT JUST RANDOMLY DESIGNED HALOS OR ANGELS THIS IS FUCKING DELIBERATE. HOLY SHIT #hazbin hotel theory #ig??#hazbin hotel heaven

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planetkram · 3 months

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Literally everyone making out in this episode fr

Ugh.. why couldn’t we add Husk and Angel to this?

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elliottsheep · 3 months

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Vox: "Don't make a scene"

Vox: *makes a scene*

#really not making myself a hazbin blog but posting shit is too fun #hazbin hotel #hazbin vox #valentino #hazbin valentino #vox #staticradio #staticlovetune

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eemmoorrii · 3 months

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i have a love / hate relationship with this show

#hazbin hotel #radioapple #alastor #lucifer #hi im not back YET still figuring shit out but yall can have this for now #im sorry i dont post as much as i used to :[#my art #theres prob some errors but idccc #hazbin alastor #hazbin lucifer

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nouverx · 21 days

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I absolutely loved the recent duo print of Alastor and Charlie on streamily and I wanted to make an hypothetical duo print of Alastor and Niffty in a similar style. A man can dream 💀

I also wish he had one with Rosie ofc he needs a duo print with all his girlies. Maybe I'll draw that next time who knows

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin alastor #hazbin niffty #alastor #digital art #my art #clip studio paint #alastor and niffty #platonic ofc #I havent drawn them together in a while I missed them my favourite murderous psychopaths duo #I wasnt posting much lately because I was visiting friends and family last week; I was away from home for a while #but now I'm back and ready to feed yall more radiorose #and more alastor in general bc goddamn i love this murderous deer man #also yeah sorry the background is straight up out of the show I didnt draw that one I cant draw backgrounds for shit #but one day... one day I'll draw my own backgrounds

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deeply-unserious-fellow · 3 months

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No okay because what REALLY GETS ME about Adam and Lute's final interaction is that THIS FACE

Seems deeply out of character for Adam. Like, especially considering how he was having the classic Third Act Breakdown right before this? This cocky motherfucker got stabbed by fucking NIFFTY after getting his ass beat by LUCIFER HIMSELF, and yet this is the look on his face as he bleeds out. You'd think he'd be more upset, but he just seems. Accepting. Ready for this fate. Which is COMPLETELY UNLIKE ADAM!!!!!!! The only in-character reason this would be the final look on his face would be that he's putting on a brave face for Lute. Lute who came running over to him as soon as she saw him fall, yelling for him, crying. Adam, the pettiest, bitchiest asshole in the entire goddamn show is putting on a brave face for her. Or he's just like. Happy to see her in his final moments. Which either way they cARE ABOUT EACHOTHER SO MUCH I CAAAAAAAAAN'T-

#Im SORRY for all the guitarspear posting but theyre literally just my OTP in a different font I cant NOT talk abt them!#hazbin hotel #hazbin spoilers #hazbin hotel spoilers #hazbin adam #hazbin lute #adam x lute #guitarspear #late night ramblings #gal overanalyzes random shit

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naiadic · 3 months

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I have so many emotions about the finale but I also have thoughts

~~~~~~~SPOILERS~~~~~~~

First off, AAAA HES SO BABYGIRL, but more importantly he implies he was with Eve, too

Now admittedly, what he "had to offer" could have just been free will and the fruit of knowledge, but given the sexual vibe here I really want to believe this man got busy with Eve as well

But that also raises the question..

...we know Lilith is Charlie's mother, but was Lilith really the one that raised her? In almost every mention of Lilith we see her horns, but not in those family photos (or her finale scene, come to think of it...)

Plus I mean we have this whole hair thing going on, Lilith is usually shown to have swooped back hair, like a lil pompadour deal, while Eve has straight unstyled hair. Idk about you but it sure looks like Lilith loved and cared about charlie, but somewhere in there Eve came in and started being Bad Mom

i think there's a lot to be uncovered there. Somehow, somewhere the girls must be pulling a twin-switcharoo on us, I Just KNOW IT

Then we have Adam

I feel like its almost guaranteed that fucker is gonna pop up in hell, hiding for awhile or otherwise, just like Sir Pentious popped up in heaven after dying. They're both human souls! He's committed pretty much every sin during his time in heaven (pride, lust, and wrath being the most prevalent) and if sinners can rise by doing well, angels can fall by doing bad

Then..well...Alastor.

Honestly homeboy is still quite a mystery. It's clear to me he's made a soul contract that binds his powers, somehow making him weaker than he could be. Whether this was with Lilith or someone else is up for debate, but most fans think it was Lil herself.

One piece of possible evidence for this is in E1 when Zestial mentions rumors of Alastor "falling to holy arms". He says this BEFORE any mention of Charlie, too.

Personally, I think Alastor might not even be a human soul, or that he's somehow made a deal with himself for better control of his soul, and maybe he fucked it up somehow or had another deal impact it, just because of what he said during the finale about sinner's recognizing their full potential. I look forward to seeing his story play out!

(Also I wonder if he has some sort of power bank deal cuz that cut healed suspiciously quick once he got to all that green light...maybe he's got an item that lets him access bits of his greater power? And repair that staff of his?)

So yeah that concludes my rant, Im so fucking excited for S2

EDIT: Someone pointed out that Sir Pentious wasnt killed by an angelic weapon, but by a power blast if sorts (plus we dont SEE him physically die). That makes me wonder if he might've simply ascended at the last moment rather than specifically dying and then respawning...if that's the case maybe Adam won't return..

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cringefailvox · 4 days

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1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6

#links are not in chronological order bc who give a shit. but i figured i should start tying these posts together LOL #hazbin hotel #alastor #vox #husker #angel dust #niffty #charlie morningstar #husk

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spacebubblehomebase · 1 month

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Shit post!

Don't take this too seriously, but LMAO XD. -Bubbly💙

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forbiddenseason · 3 months

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More about Loser Baby but about the moment where Angel calls himself a “coked up dick sucking ho”

He calls himself that to demean himself. Many other characters (antagonists usually) use the same kinds of words to demean Angel and imply he isn’t worthwhile.

But Husk says “baby, that’s fine by me.”

And it makes Angel smile, it’s what really cheers him up.

The entire song is about having value as a person despite where you are in life.

#it’s time to lose your self loathing excuse yourself let hope in baby!!!#there’s actually many different parts of the song I could talk about #like also #the first step to being better is to stop digging the hole #and it’s so fucking hard to stop digging #and also just like. shit just fucking happens!!!! people end up in bad places and they DESERVE respect as human beings #even if it’s their fault #that’s what my other post was about #huskerdust #hazbin hotel #Angel dust #husk #thots4thoughts

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