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glockmonkey · 3 months
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nocternalrandomness · 10 months
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"Here comes the rain"
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smoqueen · 10 months
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i pronounce dogs as dawgs and hogs as hawgs and everyone makes fun of me
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fetasprite · 3 months
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smoking weed with a fat hawg (hog ass white girl)
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regal-bones · 1 year
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look at this hog 🐖
WHOEAHWHOAHWHAOH A DAMN HAWG??
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untitled-swapau · 2 years
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mlpng hog lmaoooo
"...my little pony newgrounds..??"
- The fake hawg shifted a bit, and stared groggily at the anon. -
*Sanic mrrs and glares at the anon sleempily.*
No do not make that cursed....thing....blegh...
*he flops half dramatically. *
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704outdoors · 4 years
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Got it done last night! Thank you Barefoot Archery for getting me all tuned up and ready for all my hunts! Just as we get settled in to the stand we sprayed some @black_widow_deer_lures Hot Horny Hog and watched the sun go down, this Sow comes in the back of the bait. Our tried and trusted @sniperhoglights helped us get on her and make the perfect shot! They don’t call John the Hawg Father for nothing! He’s put me on hogs with a Rifle, shotgun and a bow now. On to the handgun and spear I guess! -Daniel   •   •   • #hoghunting #pighunting #boarhunting #wildhogs #wildpigs #wildboar #wildhogremoval #wildhoghunting #wildhogpopulationcontrol #feralswine #feralpigs #huntguide #hawgfather #thatswhytheycallmethehawgfather #nighthunting #nightlife #704style https://www.instagram.com/p/CDonh0mpaIW/?igshid=169tddl9c5ltl
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polygon-streams · 5 years
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22/04/19 - Jenna & Pat streaming Days Gone
Pat and Jenna are streaming Days Gone for one hour because that’s how much they’re allowed to show us. The game is about fighting zombies (”freakers”), other humans, and keeping the main character’s brother alive, but mostly actually about riding a hog around. They also discuss the horror genre, Alien vs Aliens and if you can pet dogs in this game.
Link to the VOD.
The stream starts with a “Stay Tuned” screen, but Jenna is welcoming people in the chat.
“I’m just oiling my bike up, polishing my decals.”
“Yes I am steaming up my hawg”
Pat enters the chat to say “Yeehog”
Video starts at just after 6:00, Pat begins by saying “Yeehog” out loud, Jenna echoes back, Pat then immediately goes to fix sound levels
Jenna’s bike is named “The Tenderloin” and we’ll see why when she starts running down some zombies
Jenna’s played about 10 hours of this game, but we’re back to a specific save
Pat: “It seems like a video game” Jenna: “It certainly is that”
Subs get turned on, game audio gets turned down, Jenna says writing of the game is surprisingly good
Jenna: “about to make some friends”, Jenna then attacks and kills a man with a bat
Stealth is important in this game, freakers (zombies) can take a lot of damage, but stealth attacks allow one hit kills
Explanation of the game: it is like Last of Us, but with “sick hogs”
“There were no hogs in Last of Us, which I think is one of the biggest shortcomings.” - Pat
This is one hour into the game play and they’re only allowed to show us one hour of the game from this point, if they go over time Sony will send a biker gang and Jenna will be in trouble for being “too cool a biker”
An important mechanic of the game is marking “boyos” with binoculars, because enemies wander and it tracks their health
Pat thinks zombies sound like they are eating spaghetti. He also makes spaghetti eating noises. Don’t like that.
Jenna hasn’t had an issue with ammo management, Pat is excited for some “hog action”
Chat asks if the game is running at 60 fsp. Pat: “My gamer eyes tell me big no”
Chat really likes Pat’s gamer eyes
Embargo on this game is apparently pretty strict and maybe the lower fps is a preview setting
“Should we go deal with Crazy Willie’s infestation?” - Pat
Pat: “Oh, cool, you got a fleshlight” Jenna: “Uh, yeah, I guess you could call it that”
Pat, at the chat: “I said flashlight, why is everyone being weird?” (No, you didn’t)
The controller starts speaking and neither of them like it
They’re talking about hogs now, Jenna: “Hog ride real good”, “Hell yes you can drift this hog”, her previous hog got “metroided” (Pat’s word)
Jenna just ran over a zombie for chat. She did that for us.
Someone from chat says “Jenna is too good at games to know what happens when you fuck up”, Jenna is one with the hog, in tune with it
Jenna doesn’t like zombies surprise attacking her since she’s talking on stream
She goes to deal with a zombie infestation and keeps saying she’ll “release the Molly” (Molotov cocktails), she is nervous because there weren’t many zombies inside the nest
Apparently the freakers eat each other ??? like when one of them is dead, the other will eat it
Jenna kills a zombie, Pat: “Knife to meet you”
She said that if you kill a zombie, you keep their EAR!!
There are children zombies, which are called newts, and adult zombies will sometimes attack and kill them, which is “something”
There are human enemies in this game as well, Jenna: “as we all know, humanity is the true monster”
Pat says the zombs seem really dumb
He thinks they’re too easy to kill, but I think Jenna is just too good at gaming
They’re talking about horror! (timestamp 27:30, if you want a discussion about the origin of zombies in this game and whether they are infected or not)
Jenna says that she keeps thinking we’re over zombies, but we’re not, she predicts environmental horror as next big thing
“We’re seeing an emergence of horror movies where people without disabilities are forced to live the life of people with disabilities. Which isn’t great.” Go off Jenna.
Pat talks about Godzilla and climate change, also he thinks the new Godzilla looks good because it looks like a bunch of big monsters fighting
Pat asks Jenna what her favourite horror archetypes are
Jenna likes witches, but doesn’t like how a lot of the stuff is like “what if we were right for burning witches”, she also likes undead and cult stories
Jenna doesn’t like and understand the grading - she got 44% and doesn’t understand why
Pat says he thinks it looked boring, Jenna says she’s already done this story, so she knew what to expect
Continuing with horror (timestamp 31:00): Alien or Aliens? Pat likes the first one more, the second one is “a bunch of James Cameron bullshit”, they then discuss why they like the first film more
They are wondering how much of a good guy the main character is, as he kills nearly all other humans he meets, Pat: “and then a book about their murder plans falls from their body”
Oh we’re meeting Jenna’s in-game brother. A cult burned his arm because they didn’t like his tattoos. Pat doesn’t like his tattoos either. Jenna appreciates the aesthetic of a full head tattoo.
Jenna likes that every time the main character is asked where his brother is, he tells a different lie about his location.
Pat asks about “bike juice”, they then discuss game mechanics regarding the bike
Jenna’s having some hog trouble, she ran into a fence.
Jenna’s riding to go “fuck up some humans who have done nothing to us, but someone’s paying us to do it”
Oh shoot Jenna drove too far into the human’s camp and everyone is swarming to the bike, she stealth kills some from a bush, then runs away while shooting from an AK, Pat provides extra sound effects
Someone from chat asks what happens when you die, Pat says that that’s a difficult philosophical question, another ask is if the main character is going to hell, Jenna says definitely, there was some drug delivering she had to do
Jenna killed another guy with a wooden plank, Pat: “You just introduced him to the newest millennial trend: planking.”
Chat is mad at Pat for that
They discuss Rockstar-type open world games and having to do stuff for characters you don’t like
Jenna: “You know he’s [main character] a good guy, because he let that one woman go, despite killing ten people just before.”
Everyone in chat is saying that Deacon, main character, is a true feminist (probably because he saved that one woman???)
Pat points out that the location of the game is Bend, Oregon, the location of the last Blockbuster. Jenna will keep her eyes peeled for it.
“I feel like zombie fiction just gave up on scary and just goes for stressful.” - Pat
My cat just showed up to cuddle with me and I just think that’s worth noting.
Someone from chat notes that they got a blueprint for a spike bat, because you can’t just hammer nails into a bat, need a plan for that
The in-game brother says to the main character that “That code of yours is gonna get you killed”, Jenna repeats that to Pat, is this a running joke/thing for them? (Pat nods in response)
Pat has started yawning
Jenna starts riding and says “Hogs up, boys” (timestamp 51:47, I recommend listening to it), Pat asks, while laughing, if that’s what bikers say when they start riding, Jenna says that that’s what this biker says and repeats it, Pat laughs more
Pat: “Hills are sort of nature’s bike ramps”
They’ve decided to close out the stream “just ridin’”
Oh Jenna’s STUNTIN, she drives into a tree, Pat: “you are immune to trees”
Except she just ran into some people and has to kill them
She’s just freed Charlie Day from a hostage situation
Apparently the studio that made this also made Bubsy 3D? I don’t know what that is. Pat verified that with a quick google.
Pat asked if she can drive the bike into water, it killed both the bike and the main character
Pat yawns again
Jenna took out some more humans and then stunted too hard
“Ooh my bike’s really smokin’ isn’t it?” - Jenna
“It’s vapin’. You got a vape bike now.” - Pat
Jenna says that biking is the best part of the game.
Jenna’s hog has run out of juice and they’ve just decided to end the stream there
The game will be out on the 26th, that is it. 
Jenna, rotating the camera: “Here’s Deacon. He’s doing his best, but that involves a lot of murder.”
Lighting round: haven’t seen other outfits for Deacon, can do hog upgrades, can do new weapons, the bike has a decal and a bandana (it’s part of Jenna’s gang)
Final note: Jenna hasn’t seen any dogs in the game, but there are wolves. You cannot pet the wolves, more “die by their hands”.
They might stream this game again once it’s out of embargo, they’ll stream also when they have other games they want to show us.
Pat has got the lunch time sleepies and that’s why he’s yawning, he says that Deacon is a bastard and “hog up, boys”, and that’s the end of the stream.
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ridesagain · 5 years
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BASICS.
full name: Mako Thomas Rutledge Roadhog. pronunciation: May-koh tom-as rut-ledge Rode-hawg. nickname: Momo, Roadie, Pigface, Hog. gender: Nonbinary. He/him or they/them accepted. height:  7'3". zodiac: ??? spoken languages: English, various bits and pieces of different languages ( mostly just on a casual level ), Spanish, a bit of te reo ( taught by his paternal grandparents, who felt the connection to his culture was important ).
PHYSICAL CHARACTERISTICS.
hair color: White. eye color: Sky blue. skin tone: Pale, sickly brown. body type: Strongman’s arms, chest, and legs, with a large distended gut. accent: Maybe the slight hint of one now and again. dominant hand: Right, but he knows how to use the left pretty well. posture:  Upright  tattoos: Large tattoo emblazoned across his belly of a cartoon - y pig surrounded by engines shooting fire and the words ‘ Wild Hog Power ’ on ribbon surrounding it. most noticeable feature: His large, heavy stature and ever - present pig mask.
CHILDHOOD.
place of birth: At a hospital near Mount Maunganui. hometown: Mount Maunganui, New Zealand. manner of birth: C-section. He’s always been a big boy! first words:  “ G’amma. ” siblings: N / A. parents:  Maia Rutledge ( mother, deceased ), Nikau Rutledge ( father, deceased ). parental involvement:  Minimal, as he got older. The Crisis more or less mentally destroyed his parents, and he was largely raised by his grandparents.
ADULT LIFE.
occupation: Bodyguard. current residence: A small farm in the Australian Outback. close friends: Junkrat. relationship status: 'verse dependent. Divorced and single by default. financial status: In poverty. driver’s license:  Expired ages ago. criminal record:  Armed robbery, kidnapping, extortion, theft, murder, assault. vices: Food, alcohol, abusing painkillers.
SEX & ROMANCE.
sexual orientation: Pansexual. romantic orientation: Panromantic. preferred emotional role.   submissive  |  dominant  |  switch  | unknown preferred sexual role.   submissive  |  dominant  |  switch |  sex repulsed libido: Semi-low. turn ons: Curves, muscles, scars, being especially tall or short, having a mutual taste for excitement / danger. turn off’s: Patriotism or any kind of loyalty to the government. Basically just being a Suit or an Omnic, or one of their defenders. love language: Acts of Service, sometimes Physical Touch. relationship tendencies: Very protective, doggedly devoted, but also reticent to open up entirely on an emotional level. He holds back a lot of pain, and doesn’t know how to express it besides being angry.
MISCELLANEOUS.
character’s theme song:  Not sure, but i’ve always associated “ Impossible Year ” by P!atD with post - Omnium explosion Mako. hobbies to pass the time: Collecting cute things that have pigs on them or pachimaris, mechanics esp anything involving his bike, enjoying old vinyls/CDs of classic rock.  mental illnesses: Anxiety, PTSD, undiagnosed issues with anger. physical illness: Radiation poisoning, chronic pain. left or right brained: Evenly split. fears: Helplessness. self confidence level: Somewhat above average, if he can face down explosions and dress like he’s attending a fuckin’ furry BDSM convention on the regular. vulnerabilities: Weak lungs, large and not very graceful, weak knees.
tagged by: my own damn self. tagging: u
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nocternalrandomness · 2 years
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”Ugly but Agile”
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bluesandbbq · 3 years
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Celebrating Easter ✝️🙏🏻 Double smoked ham. 10 lbs spiral cut Hickory smoked ham, sprayed with @duckfatspray then a base rub of @meatchurch Honey Hog BBQ and secondary coat of @smokeyboysgrilling Smokey Boys Hawg Rub, smoked with Maple and Apple Wood Pellets on my @traegergrills Ironwood 885 until IT reached 140°, then covered with a glaze of @crownmaple Very Dark Color Maple Syrup, @jackdaniels_us Tennessee Apple Whiskey, and pineapple and peach preserves • Family loved it • 💨💨🐖 🍁🍎🍍🍑 • #easter #traeger #traegeron #traegerbbq #traegerhood #traegernation #doublesmokedham #meatchurchcongregation #smokeyboys #teamtraeger #meatchurch #smokedham #crownmaple #mapleglaze #easterham (at Oak Ridge House of Blues) https://www.instagram.com/p/CNQfQtxB4vr/?igshid=aidreav9tewf
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auburnfamilynews · 4 years
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Something tells me that if you clicked on this, you need a laugh. I know I need something to laugh at to keep from crying, and probably when I do start laughing, I will be crying.
AAAAANYWHO, I have always thought, if Auburn is going to lose, let it be a night game. If they lose an 11 am game, I have all day to drink. If its at night, I will just want to go to bed and my liver is all the better for it. Thus was this week. So let’s dive in to the hilarity that was Week Whatever (Week 2 SEC)
PAGING LEON LOTT
For all you youngz (Ryan), Leon Lott was a defensive lineman for the Dallas Cowboys. During one of the Cowboys Super Bowl games with the Bills, Lott scooped a fumble and was Primetiming it to the endzone when Don Beebee came up from behind and knocked the ball out of his hands and through the endzone for a touchback.
One would think that this would end such practices from ever taking place again, BUT OH CONTRARE MONFRARE!!
LET’S GO (not so) LIVE TO WEST POINT!!
Albilene Christian RB tosses up a Tyreek Hill peace sign to the defense then proceeds to get tackled (Thx @DSpig26) pic.twitter.com/4lsxPhIwGF
— Freezing Cold Takes (@OldTakesExposed) October 3, 2020
That’s a double taunt on Abilene Christian as, not only was he copying a previous ‘tail lights’ play, but also, he’s saying peace to our Armed Forces cadets! SHAME ON YOU! YOU KNOW ‘MERICA ALWAYS CHASES YOU DOWN!
From there we go to our very own back yard, Lexington, Kentucky where the Lane Train pulled in for a visit to Mark Stoops and the bluegrass boys.
This one to me is a bit funnier because he thought (and it damn sure looked like) he was gonna out run the defense. But at the last second a Rebel/Black Bear/Shark/Freshwaterer comes from behind to hog tie him! To make things even worse for Kentucky, Ole Miss nipped the Cats 42-41 in OT, as the dark horse SEC East champs are now 0-2.
YOU MUST BE SOUND IN THE KICKING…RECEIVING GAME!!
We’ve heard it since we were little kids, to win ball games, you must be sound in the kicking game. That’s all fine and good, but no one ever told me you needed to be sound in the Receiving game too!
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— no context college football (@nocontextcfb) October 3, 2020
Wow….if that doesn’t bring up this image in your head, you are college footballing wrong my friend.
Ahh, what a simpler time, when Florida was garbage and one more puzzle piece was back in its rightful place.
TROLLIN, TROLLIN, TROLLIN! COM’ON!
Whether you want to admit it or not, Saturday was a huge day for upsets.
Texas lost, Oklahoma lost (AGAIN!), Pitt lost, Texas A&M had…whatever you want to call that…happen to them. And then there were two other losses that happened that we care about in this moment.
Tulsa, who we last saw having a very spirited pillow fight with Oklahoma State earlier this year, went up against the 11th ranked UCF Knights in Orlando. You have already surmised that yup, the Golden Hurricane drenched the Knights in the unenviable waters of a loss. However, it was the team’s twitter that kicked the last bit of dirt on the grave…
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— Tulsa Football (@TulsaFootball) October 4, 2020
For context, UCF refers to Brighthouse Stadium as the ‘Bounce House’. Well played and a fantastic move Tulsa.
Also! So…Ok. Remember last week, when Moo State went and beat LSU like a drum and LSU continued to play man when it was OBVIOUS that they couldn’t keep up with the State receivers? Yeah? Well, Arkansas was watching too, and said, we ain’t doing that! AND DID THIS INSTEAD!
And that is their first SEC win in 2+ years folks! So congrats to the Hawgs and Sam Pittman. I mention the coach because HOT DAMN DID THEY MAKE SURE YOU KNEW WHO HE WAS!
ARRRGHKANSAS pic.twitter.com/ZXmm840bkX
— Arkansas Razorback Football (@RazorbackFB) October 4, 2020
BAM! THAT’S RIGHT! THEY WENT THERE! AND I LOVE EVERY SECOND OF IT!!!
What did I miss? Anything? Feel free to mention it below!
from College and Magnolia - All Posts https://www.collegeandmagnolia.com/2020/10/5/21501110/boom-roasted-week-whatever-its-week-2
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untitled-swapau · 2 years
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pspsps hey "sunky?" you good?
- The fake Hawg yawned quietly, barely opening his eyes as he stared at the anon from his dark room, A mild red glow came from his eyes. -
- His bed is shaped like a bowl on the outside, and his blanket is white with little cereal patterns. He appears to be snuggled up to something under the covers..? -
*A certain MLG-hog named Sanic was snuggled up to Sunky? Under the covers. He mrrs and leans into Sunky? while keeping his eyes closed.*
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^*^ VTG 1985 Harley Davidson Hog Wild 3D Emblem T Shirt 80s Vintage Hawg 50/50 RARE https://ift.tt/36vMufB
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