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wonderbreadtoast · 2 years
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I asked my mum to guess the names and personalities of these characters and —-
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I SWEAR TO YOU SHE’S NEVER SEEN DHMIS
Part 2
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inbarfink · 3 months
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I’ve seen a few joke posts going around about, like, ‘hey what if you met a naked alien and then you went to their planet and saw everyone there wearing clothes, how would you feel?’ and I only just realized that’s LITERALLY what’s up with Redguy Don’thugtmeI’mscared.
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x3n0-has-moved · 2 years
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Finally putting my art skills into use…
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lovelybunn · 2 years
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ㅤㅤㅤ ﹙ 𝖽𝖺𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗋𝖾𝖽.﹚
warning(s): smut, swearing
author's note: this is lowkey so fanon it's not even funny but it's fine. and i love red guy so i'll project on him as much as i'd like, f u + ratio + leave if u don't like it idc. /lh
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                      ༚ .  🍬 ◌  ꙳ .  ⊹  🖍  + 。 ๋
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"hm? you say you 'love' me? thank you. i guess i do, too." red flashes his canines at you; a warm, gentle smile welcomed you. it only lasted for a second though, before his focus went completely back on the television in front of him. you rolled your eyes playfully before laying down next to your boyfriend.
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝖧𝖤𝖠𝖣𝖢𝖠𝖭𝖮𝖭𝖲.
his autism makes it a bit hard for him to show his affection/emotions, but he really does try his best.
he may act kind of cold and/or misunderstand certain social cues, but he does it all in good faith.
red loves being generally around you. there doesn't need to be a conversation– or even any touching for that matter, just being in your presence gives him a sense of comfort.
red speaks in a very monotonous voice, not intentionally of course, but it does cause confusion in translation. what makes it even worse is that sarcasm is literally his main sense of humor.
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"hon, i left some chives in the fridge. can you go fetch them for me, please?" your boyfriend hummed. the smell of fresh cut onions frying in olive oil filled your nostrils. red was preparing some kind of dish, but he refused to tell you what it was. you about drooled imagining all the possibilities; no matter what it was, you knew red was bound to make it delicious.
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝖧𝖤𝖠𝖣𝖢𝖠𝖭𝖮𝖭𝖲.
red unironically loves to cook, so his love language is to feed you with his culinary specialities.
he has an over 200 page recipe book that would be illegible and unorganized without the help of duck with a variety of dishes from tiramisu to korean style corn dogs.
the only thing he won't even think about cooking is red meat. it reminds him too much of organs and that makes him physically sick to his stomach.
if you guys are making bread or something, red will press his body close against yours and guide your hands while softly whispering you instructions.
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"why do you keep staring at (name) like that?" yellow bellowed, his head tilted to the side with curiosity. red snapped his focus towards yellow. his tone was mildly harsh as he responded, "what? i'm not staring. i'm just looking at them. am i not allowed to look at my own partner anymore?" duck scoffed, flipping through the newspaper absent-mindedly. "don't get all defensive, he does have a point, it's quite... awkward to watch on the sidelines." before red could come up with a snarky remark, you pranced in, looking as happy as can be. duck smirked while yellow became a giggly mess. you didn't understand what the commotion was about, but red looked like he was about to explode.
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝖧𝖤𝖠𝖣𝖢𝖠𝖭𝖮𝖭𝖲.
even in the long term, red acts like you're simply unreachable like his chances of ever finding his real family.
he absolutely adores viewing you from afar. your like some kind of abstract painting to him: weird, confusing, yet so beautiful in his eyes.
he even has little fantasies and daydreams about you two, but red keeps the thoughts to himself, afraid you may debunk his ideas entirely.
his two mates tease him to hell about you two, but he always keeps his cool no matter much he wants pop their little skulls open.
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ㅤ𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚! 𝗡𝗦𝗙𝗧 𝗨𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗥 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗖𝗨𝗧!
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝖧𝖤𝖠𝖣𝖢𝖠𝖭𝖮𝖭𝖲.
he's 1000% a bottom, no question. he needs you to control and use him until he's nothing but a shriveled up disgusting milked dry mess.
forget a horse, all the horsepower you need is right in red's lap!
red is always in the mood for head, no joke it's almost as if that thing is always hard as mount everest.
in contrast to the point above, red's sex drive is really low, but when he is horny, it's like witnessing a dog in heat.
he's a whimper/mewler. he can't help it, you just make him feel so fucking good.
red's ability to speak completely shuts down when having sex. it just become incoherent babbles at that point.
pretty much inexperienced, but once red gets the hang of it, it's on and poppin' partner ;).
no bdsm. absolutely not. abuse? of him or you, especially you? hell no.
exhibitionism is also a no-no. red believes sex should be a private intimate experience, and he's already fully aware of who he belongs to and vice versa.
red's praise kink is down so horrendously that you can simply say "good job" in a casual conversation and he'll get hard.
red prefers to cum inside you, wouldn't mind if you were like "ew that's gross /hj"
speaking of his cum, he got alot of it, and it goes everywhere when you give him head.
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real-godzekiel · 2 years
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i spent 2 days drawing this please like and subscribe!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!
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bonus with warren!!!!!! ↓ BELOW!!!!!!11!!!! WOW!!!! (readmore)
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(jic: the suicide bait joke wasn't directed at warren btw i dont know who MIGHT MIGHT MIGHT think it so at first glance but it isn't. that'll be too far even for them. red guy is just being a silly little pile of flesh strings as usual but warren doesn't like kys jokes targeting nobody in particular for its possible insensitivity, which is actually and surprisingly a completely understandable feeling. this jic is getting too long I LOVE YOU GOODBYE sorry NAHM)
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beastwhimsy · 2 years
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sick in the head about this mop. I mean octopus. I mean spaghetti. I mean
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h9rror · 2 years
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who on EARTH would give this absolute fucking nitwit a university degree
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purgaytoryss · 2 years
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he’s DEALING WITH IT!!!
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limbingo · 1 year
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okay, but what if they were pokemon
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whispering-raine · 10 months
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duck, sitting at the bottom of the stairs:
red: "the hell you doin mate"
duck, proudly: "i fell down the stairs!"
red: "oh, cool
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may i join?"
duck, thinking he's gonna sit next to him: "certainly."
red, running up the stairs and barreling down them:
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samyazas-heaven · 2 years
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prettyboypistol · 1 year
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lee-tehehee · 2 years
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He makes me feel things sometimes,,
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imjustawaffle · 2 years
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happy june 19th, they’re enjoying a normal afternoon together :)
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the-jelliphish · 2 years
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I can not stop drawing Red Guy. He is the only thing I have drawn well in 3 days. Send help.
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cr9wee · 2 years
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dont even remember when i made this
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