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First Kiss (Green Wing Preference)
Caroline Todd: Caroline would talk herself out of the first kiss about a hundred times before just going for it. It would catch her off guard just as much as it would you. It would be short and sweet, possibly a bit awkward, but it would definitely get better.
Guy Secretan: Guy would swoop right in for that first kiss. He’d want to catch you off guard and leave you breathless. To see you smile afterwards would give him the biggest ego boost, just knowing he’d left an impression.
Harriet Schulenburg: After a bit of nervous giggling, mostly on her end, you’d be the one to lean in and kiss her. This would be followed by a few more giggles before Harriet realized how much she liked it and want to kiss you again.
Joanna Clore: Joanna would pounce on you the first chance she got and kiss you until you were positively breathless. She’d know she’d done it right when you were needing to hold yourself up afterwards.
Mac Macartney: Mac would set up a whole movie like scene for your first kiss. Beautiful location, romantic music, slow, deliberate moves until his lips were finally on yours. It would be incredible and something you’d remember always.
Sue White: There would be absolutely no warning to when Sue first kissed you. You could be talking and the very next second her lips would be on yours. You’d barely have time to react before it was over and you’d find yourself thinking about it for the rest of the day.
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#caroline todd#guy secretan#harriet schulenburg#joanna clore#mac macartney#sue white#green wing#green wing preference#request#send requests#requests open
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Green Wing S2 deleted scene (2006)
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“It’s always me...servicing you.”
“Oh, servicing? God, you make me sound like a Ford Mondeo.”
‘Green Wing’, S1E1
#green wing#Joanna clore#pippa haywood#Alan statham#mark heap#Caroline todd#tamsin greig#harriet schulenburg#love you tall evil wife#she is Mean and I Love Her
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Harriet: Joanna said you had something for her.
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Green Wing OC Masterlist
Name: Grace North
Face Claim: Emily Bett Rickards
Love Interests: Caroline Todd, Guy Secretan, Harriet Schulenburg, Joanna Clora, Mac Macartney, Sue White *(Choose Your Own Adventure Style)*
Fic Title: True North
Plot Summary: Grace is a new nurse at East Hampton Medical Trust and she has everyone’s attention. Quickly striking up a friendship with Guy Secretan, she winds up in a bet with him, seeing who could get the most coworkers to fall in love with them. What she doesn’t plan on is falling in love with Guy along the way.
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Green Wing - Channel 4 - September 3, 2004 - January 4, 2007
Sitcom (17 episodes)
Running Time: 60 minutes
Stars:
Sarah Alexander - Angela Hunter
Sally Bretton - Kim Alabaster
Oliver Chris - Boyce
Olivia Colman - Harriet Schulenburg
Tamsin Greig - Caroline Todd
Michelle Gomez - Sue White
Pippa Haywood - Joanna Clore
Mark Heap - Alan Statham
Katie Lyons - Naughty Rachel
Stephen Mangan - Guy Secretan
Lucinda Raikes - Karen Ball
Julian Rhind-Tutt - "Mac" Macartney
Karl Theobald - Martin Dear
Recurring characters
Darren Boyd - Jake Leaf
Keir Charles - Oliver
Daisy Haggard - Emmy
Paterson Joseph - Lyndon Jones
Sally Phillips - Holly Hawkes
#Green Wing#TV#Channel 4#2000's#Sitcom#Sarah Alexander#Sally HBretton#Oliver Chris#Olivia Colman#Tamsin Greig#Michelle Gomez#pippa haywood#mark heap#Katie Lyons
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This will always be funny.
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Conversation
Teacher: "Now…Robbie. Is there any history of mental illness in the family?"
Harriet: "No."
Teacher: "Are you sure?"
Harriet: "Yeah, I think so."
Teacher: "You know about the penguin with the chainsaw?"
Harriet: "Yes. Oh, but every child has an imaginary friend."
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How They Ask You Out (Green Wing Preference)
Caroline Todd: Caroline would try to ask you out fifty times before she was finally successful. She’d come up to you a lot and just stare for a moment before running off. You knew what she was up to, but you didn’t rush her. You’d be there when she was ready.
Guy Secretan: Guy would sidle up to you, acting all cool before making a complete fool of himself. Trying to recover from his fumble, he’d ask you out and laughing, you’d reply with a yes, if only for the entertainment value.
Harriet Schulenburg: Harriet would be very shy in asking you out, having to be pushed by the other ladies in her office to approach you. She’d give you a very quiet offer to have lunch with her and be totally surprised when you said yes.
Joanna Clore: Joanna wouldn’t so much as ask you out as jump you in a storage closet or corner you in a hallway and kiss you. She knows what she wants and she goes for it, so if you’re in her sights, be ready for whatever she may throw at you.
Mac Macartney: Mac would just be direct with you. He’d give you a charming smile and ask you out. He’s a bit smug about it, so you might want to give him a bit of a hard time but eventually you’d say yes and allow him to take you to dinner.
Sue White: Sue would call you into her office, be wearing something sexy and probably showing off to some extent, making the offer of going out with her all the more tempting should you be inclined to refuse, though you absolutely would not refuse her.
For anon
#caroline todd#guy secretan#harriet schulenburg#joanna clore#mac macartney#sue white#green wing#green wing preference#request#send requests#requests open
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Olivia Colman & Pippa Haywood outtake from ‘Green Wing’
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10 times Olivia Colman was the best thing on TV - Harriet Schulenburg - Green Wing
Any British comedic actor worth his or her salt between 2004-2006 appeared in some capacity in Green Wing, the madcap medical comedy that felt like it had overdosed on methadone. Colman played HR staffer Harriet, who along with her colleagues, never really seemed to do much work. An overworked mother of four who is stuck in a romantic rut with her long-suffering husband, Harriet eventually goes all in on an affair with Paterson Jospeh's doctor Lyndon, giggling as he man-handles her (“I nearly weed!”). Most exciting, however, is the fact that this dalliance saw Peep Show titans Sophie and Johnson come together in an unholy alliance. What would Mark say?
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Introducing: Grace North
Fandom: Green Wing
Face Claim: Emily Bett Rickards
Full Name: Grace Allison North
Age: 27
Myers Briggs Type: ENFJ
Hogwarts House: Ravenclaw
Love Interests: Caroline Todd, Guy Secretan, Harriet Schulenburg, Joanna Clore, Mac Macartney, Sue White *(Not Poly, More Of A Choose Your Own Adventure, With Each Love Interest Being A Different Path)*
Occupation: Nurse
Collections: Black And White Movies
Style/Clothing: Simple, cute. Button ups and tan pants. Favors light colors, blues and whites primarily.
Signature Quote: "Choices are hard for me, and I prefer to take my time in making them."
Plot Summary: Grace is a new nurse at East Hampton Medical Trust and she has everyone’s attention. Quickly striking up a friendship with Guy Secretan, she winds up in a bet with him, seeing who could get the most coworkers to fall in love with them. What she doesn’t plan on is falling in love with Guy along the way.
Forever Tag: @softgamerking, @vivis-ghost-wife, @randomfandoming1, @perfectlystiles, @ocfairygodmother, @oreostars, @foxesandmagic, @butcherofblackwater, @boyiega, @itsjustgracy, @anotherunreadblog, @fiercefray, @misshiraeth98, @malice1329, @reggiemantleholdmyhand-tle, @codenamekryptonite, @bravelittleflower, @ghostsunderstoodmysoul, @witchofinterest, @raith-way
Grace Tag: @hallospaceboyy, @harlotwells, @xxcathysxx
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Did you just push a banana down my top?
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