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yowyowyaoi · 8 months

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*Kakashi trying to sleep in bed*

Gai, “whispering” in the kitchen: Good job, Lee! You can never add too much pepper to eggs!

Sakura: Yes you can! That’s way too much; Kakashi-Sensei doesn’t even like spicy food!

Naruto: Oi; is there supposed to be so much smoke coming from the oven —?

Gai: Ah! My blueberry muffins! *pulls them out to a billowing cloud of smoke* Damn … where did I go wrong?

Neji: For starters you had the oven up to 500 degrees, when it was only supposed to be 350.

Ten-Ten: No; he went wrong when he decided to make Kakashi-Sensei breakfast in bed for his birthday instead of just taking him to a nice restaurant!

Gai: Kids, come on. I know you’re young but when you’re older you’ll appreciate the thoughtfulness of romantic gestures such as these!

Lee: I’m sure Kakashi-Sensei will appreciate the youthfulness of your actions, Gai-Sensei! And everything isn’t a loss; the bacon looks delicious! Great job, Sasuke!

Sakura: Sasuke-kun … are your eyes bleeding?

Sasuke, sharingan activated, super focused: You want this bacon to be perfect or not?!

Sai: Shouldn’t they be doing something else? My book says romantic couples engage in all kinds of things on one person’s birthday, like hugging and kissing, and se —

Naruto: Are you kidding, Sai?! Kakashi-Sensei is an old man, he doesn’t have the energy for all that, dattebayo!

Sakura: Right; he exhausts his chakra just standing up in the morning! There’s no way he can handle … that.

Kakashi, trying to decide whether he should “wake up” or sneak out the window:

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ladykissingfish · 8 months

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Obito: *walks behind Kakashi and drops a kiss on his cheek* How are you liking your meal, birthday boy? Kakashi: Obi, have I ever told you that I love it when you cook me dinner?

Obito, blushing: No, but —

Kakashi: Then why do you keep doing it? Babe … *holds up his plate* I have your other sharingan and I can’t even begin to decipher what this is supposed to be …

Obito: It’s tuna casserole, you asshole!

Kakashi: Are these hard things pipe cleaner pieces or —

Obito: Noodles. And look, I even went to the trouble of putting in a lot of color for you!

Kakashi: Okay but … marshmallows? With tuna and mayonnaise??

Obito: It’s not mayonnaise, it’s cream. Well, actually, it’s milk that was about to go bad, but, same thing. Now come on, I worked hard on this so eat up!

Kakashi: But —

Naruto, on his second plate: C’mon big bro! Obito-nisaan is a great cook, dattebayo! This almost tastes better than ramen!

Kakashi, to himself: Okay, if I just get through this one plate then —

Obito: By the way, save room for dessert! We’ve made you a really big birthday cake!

Kakashi: Oh? That sounds —

*smoke alarm goes off*

Naruto: Sounds like it’s ready! Oi, Obito-nii; why is there wax dripping from the oven?

Obito: Hm; maybe we should have waited to put the candles on until after the cake was done …

Kakashi:

#HAPPY BIRTHDAY KAKASHI!!!#au where Obito survives his encounter with the boulder #and he and Kakashi live together and “adopt” Naruto #and Kakashi is in a constant state of dietary distress because neither idiot can cook but keeps insisting on making meals #naruto #kakashi hatake #obito uchiha #obikaka #naruto uzumaki #Rin has to pop in on them every so often to make sure they’re still alive #obkk #kkob #kakashiweek2023 #kakashi’s birthday

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depressedhatakekakashi · 8 months