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*Sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff*
#eyestrain//#blazes art#art#artists on tumblr#art tumblr#tumblr art#tumblr artist#tumblr artists#madness combat#madness combat fanart#madness combat art#madcom#madcom fanart#madcom art#hank j wimbleton#hank wimbleton#hank motherfucker wimbleton#madness combat hank#madcom hank#mc hank
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stealing time to breathe
#madness combat#madcom#guarden/art#madness combat fanart#madness project nexus#hank j. wimbleton#hank j wimbleton#hank wimbleton#hank madness combat#hank motherfucker wimbleton#mag hank#sanford madness combat#madness combat sanford#madcom sanford#mc sanford#hankford#<- if you want. read platonic qpp whatever you want tbqh
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A ton of art I've made for my friend @killing-machine :]
#Toberracore#Toberracore_art#hank motherfucker wimbleton#hank j wumblefuck#wimbtlong#scrimblo#rb#hanj jay winglefock#bank k jiblets#flank k kindereggs#hank#Madness Combat#who is this fucking guy
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Drew hank outfits some day ago because I was boardddd cuh dey boad
The 2 on the top I found on Pinterest but I can't find the ok images anymore 😢
#madness combat#madness project nexus#madcom#character art#ibispaint art#character design#hank j. wimbleton#madness combat hank#hank j wimbleton#hank madness combat#hank motherfucker wimbleton#madcom fanart#my art
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OK HOME WAS AT BESTIES HOUSE CUZ FRIDAY WATCHED FNAF MOVIE N THEN SLEEPOVER N TODAY WAS MALL DAY BUT!!! MY HANK JACKET CAME!!! ALL IM WAITING FOR NOW IS THE HEAD RIBBON THINGY BUT I MIGHT JUST BUY ONE AT SPIRIT CUZ THE AMAZON ONE COMES NEXT MONTH BUT!!!!! HANK!!!!! REAL!!!!!!
#madness combat#madcom#hank cosplay#madcom cosplay#madness combat cosplay#hank j. wimbleton#madness hank#hank madness combat#hank j wimbleton#hank madcom#madcom hank#madness combat hank#mc hank#hank motherfucker wimbleton
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#madness combat#madcom#postal#postal 2#postal dude#hank j wimbleton#hank motherfucker wimbleton#hank madcom#postal dude postal 2
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Madness Headcanons
Madcom x Reader
Content Warnings: I talk about tits a lot sorry. Also mentions of organ failure and transfem Tricky
Notes: Trying to get back into the writing groove. Sorry if this is shit
HANK J WIMBLETON
If you didn't know ASL before meeting them, they would communicate primarily with hand and head movements. He's too cool to use a notepad
Not a big fan of PDA, but in private he's quite affectionate and cuddly. theyre just a big ass guard dog cmon
Hank Motherfucker Wimbleton what are you doing here????? waiting for them to play gangnam styl.
DEIMOS
Transgenda
I like to imagine Dedmos's rock face works similarly to Hank's metal jaw. It's just a rock jaw. Rock lobster.
He is an ASSHOLE (affectionate)
The kind of person to like. Punch your shoulder when they laugh
Their ideal first date is stealing the declaration of independence
If you don't make him, he will go days without showering he is SO smelly anfd SO stinky. He has GREASY ASS HAIR i just know it
SANFORD
If Hank is a guard dog he's one of those goofy dogs that look like bear cubs
VERY big fan of PDA he will smooch you anywhere. everywhere. any time any place any day
He takes missions more seriously than Deimos but outside of missions he is just a big fat goofball
I'm going to place my hands directly on his man tits. anyways where was I
He lost his nipples in The War
I'm kidding. He lost them during top surgery.
At this point i'm aiming the transgenderification beam at all of them. nobody is safe. BE TRANSGENDER
DOC
Sometimes he wears his hair down and it's like a mullet w/ shaved sides
Out of all of them he's the most adverse to PDA but! In private he is very sweet. very silly
Hey are you okay with being tested on? Yeah? Cool will you drink this organ failure potion I brewed
Plays the piano sometimes! He might serenade you if you ask nicely
TRICKY
BE TRANSGENDER. (shoots her with my transfem beam)
Yeah so he/she bigender Tricky is real. Krinkels told me himself
He is like a big weird dog as well. He might lick your face (don't let him zed spit is slightly acidic)
Probably likes PDA the most. She will make out with you very grossly and sloppily in the middle of McDonalds
Very soft very fluffy. Which is surprising considering how many times he's died
His tail is somewhat prehensile, he could dangle from a tree branch if he tried hard enough
CHURCH AND JORGE
They are very good at sharing!
Sorry not sorry yandere enjoyers but they would NOT kill someone for looking at you they would be like haha yeah everyone should look at our awesome fucking partner theyre so cool and hot
Sometimes they forget how big they are compared to you so they might try to like flop over on you. Pigpile on the small one
Very prone to roughhousing and play fighting but they'll be gentle if you ask
BEEFY BOYS 😍
#madcom#madcom hank#madcom deimos#madness combat deimos#madcom x reader#deimos x reader#2bdamned#madcom 2bdamned#madcom tricky#tricky x reader#sanford x reader#hank j wimbleton#hank j wimbleton x reader#2bdamned x reader#madcom sanford#madness combat x reader#transfem tricky#transmasc sanford#transmasc deimos#hank x reader#x reader#church and jorge x reader#church and jorge#madcom church x reader#madcom jorge x reader#madcom church#madcom jorge
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Request: HANK FLUFF PLEASE *PUTS A BLANK CARD ON THE TABLE*
Hank x Reader
Night Owl
Summary: Everyone knew Hank did not need sleep. That wasn't your case.
WARNINGS:
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"What time is it?"
They asked themselves as they groggily walked to the half broken (but still functional) clock in the hallway.
"3 am? Maybe THAT explains why I can't go back to sleep."
Indeed, they had woken up to mysterious circumstances in the middle of the night and despite still being tired as shit, fallikg back to sleep revealed to be a real pain in the ass.
But, actually, it wasn't all that bad of a situation. All thanks to the ex-dreamland visitor's brilliant idea of giving Hank Wimbleton a visit in his bedroom.
Now, anyone else would have been frivolous at the thought of waking up Hank Motherfucking Wimbleton at 3 am. This particular person however, could allow themselves that as they, against all disrespected laws of the Universe, managed to make this genocidal maniac feel anything other than ungodly rage. A feeling he thought themselves was lost forever.
(That's love, if you were wondering.)
Also, Hank did not need any sleep whatsoever, he largely prefered to stay up all night doing whatever they do at this time.
As the sleepy person already knew all this, they knocked on their bedroom door making sure to say who it was out loud. They heard some shuffling and footsteps before seeing the door open to their partners glowing red goggles tilting his head to the side.
"I woke up and can't go back to sleep, can I stay with you for a bit?"
He nodded and stepped to the side to let them get in while still leaving the inside of the bedroom as hidden as possible from the outside world.
Hank's room was far from cosy. As soon as you'd enter it would feel like an unheated house in the artic, and the plethora of weapons, despite being well organised, didn't make the already pretty empty room feel any more reassuring to most people.
The room owner's lover didn't mind though, as they simply went to the rarely used, medical looking bed to sit down, followed by their muderous partner.
"Are you okay with me laying here while you do your stuff?"
He nodded, but there was something wrong. Hank looked droopy, almost dissapointed, a harsh contrast to his usually "stern" self.
"Are you alright? Do you want anything else? I can leave if you want."
He immediately got more agitated with those last words. Once again, quite a funny attitude for the most wanted man in the state. After waving his hands in a 'nonono it's okay' motion, they jusy stood there before finally opening their arms wide.
"Oooh, do you want to cuddle?"
Another nod, and they laughed before pulling their lover on the bed (which was not easy. This motherfucker is a whole tank by themself). It was rare for Hank to actually ask for physical affection, so his simppartner definitely wouldn't let this oportunity pass.
He lied down on the bed with their lover on top. Said bed didn't have any pillow so they took that job himself. He could feel them pressing up against his tittiestorso and work their magic of making this cold-blooded killer feel all warm and fuzzy on the inside.
His body, however, was not warm. At all. Conscious of this, Hank tried to limit any contact with skin, letting the thick layers of clothing do the job for them. Unfortunately, this would not go unnoticed.
"Hey, why are you only letting me touch your clothes?" He almost jumped at the sudden question. Their lover looking up at him.
"Is it because you're cold?" They could see their big cat lover turn his head in shame at that, which made them feel a tinge of guilt when they giggled.
"Hey, don't worry about that. A bit of freshness from time to time is nice."
At their words, Hank immediately went back to cuddling with no holding back this time. Craddling his love in their arms, rubbing circles in their back with his rough hands.
They were starting to fall back asleep at this point. Hugging back at the comforting mass of their boyfriend chest. But right before they fell completely unconcious, they heard something.
"Good night."
Hank's voice was rough. Strained, dark and metallic. But in this very moment, it was just as gentle and protecting as a parents embrace. Kind of like the one he had on them right now.
With one last smile, they drifted back into their slumber.
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🚫🚫🚫VISITING HANK J WIMBLETONS ROOM At 3 AM!!!!!!(GONE WRONG) (DON'T DO THIS)😱😱😱😱💯💯💯(GOOGLE GIFT CARD GIVEAWAY)
#madcom x reader#madness combat x reader#madcom hank x reader#madness combat hank#hank j wimbleton#madness combat hank x reader#hank j wimbleton x reader#hank x reader#madcom hank#mc hank#MC hank x reader
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What if Motherfucker was actually Hank’s honorific
like Mf. Hank J. Wimbleton, that’d be fuckin hilarious
#for you nonbinary hank lovers#madness combat#ive had this thought stuck in my head for too long lmao
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need to get this out now this is a madcom media perception related peeve I have.
all the wisest bitches around know that Hank J. Wimbleton is a fucking beast, right. Big, autistic, enigmatic and strange, killing machine, etc etc etc.
I love depicting Hank with all sorts of like beastial features, massive oni teeth, carnivorous maw, claws, huffing, visible breath, purring, and the glowing nocturnal predator gaze shit.
How fucking ever. The thing that fucking grates and irritates me and gets on my nerves is the fanon interpretation of Hank being a mindless fucking animal. Just like a dumb slobbering massive bara titted dog that has to be kept on a short leash lest they run off and hump someones leg. Thats fucking repulsive to me. I've seen this concept taken to extremes to the point of nonrecognition on so many fucking occassions.
Attraction is fine, fascination is great, and love of the character is wholly welcomed. That. Above. Is not Hank J. Wimbleton. Hank is intelligent and cognizant as WELL AS beastial. God forbid a motherfucker have nuance. THIS THING IS SMART. AND ALSO NOT HORNY. I DO NOT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOUR INTERPRETATION HANK IS NOT A SEX FREAK NOR A FUCKING ASSAULTER. CHRIST ALIVE.
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Hank Motherfucker Wimbleton
Origin: Madness Combat
He got many voices, much like Boyfriend. Unlike Boyfriend, his voice depends on the mod, not the composer of a given song.
Ron
Origin: literally every fnf mod ever
I wonder how he would fare in the world of Madness Combat. Would be as cool as the protagonists because he’s a “cool men?” Or would he die in a cool way? And by a cool way, I mean the Family Guy death pose?
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KITTY‼️
#eyestrain//#blazes art#art#artists on tumblr#art tumblr#tumblr art#tumblr artist#tumblr artists#madness combat#madness combat fanart#madness combat art#madcom#madcom fanart#madcom art#hank j. wimbleton#hank wimbleton#hank motherfucker wimbleton#madness combat hank#madcom hank#mc hank
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idgaf about how popular this ship is this is my truth my life and my blood. its my life i get to pick the fictional throuples to tag my wives in god damn it.
#madness combat#madcom#madness combat fanart#hank j wimbleton#hank j. wimbleton#small artist#digital art#hank motherfucker wimbleton#hank madness combat#hank wimbleton#madcom hank#hankford#hankmos#sanmos#sanhankmos#dankford#madness combat hank#sanford madcom#sanford madness combat#madness combat sanford#madcom sanford#mc sanford#deimos madcom#madness combat deimos#madcom deimos#deimos madness combat#guarden/rooted#guarden/art
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random madcom headcanons
note that some of these may not be original and that i just like these headcanons !!
hank j(motherfucker). wimbleton
he is semi-verbal but mostly stays mute. he occasionally makes some sort of noise as a response but he'll mostly nod or shake his head. (he usually doesn't speak verbally due to his metal jaw making him uncomfortable at times.)
i will stand by for hank being autistic !! :] (fucker literally stims in incident:001a and in the mpn trailers)
he hates loud noises. he uses earplugs when using guns and stuff so they don't bother him. (sorta why all of the madness happened, ironically enough. the boombox guy wouldn't turn down their music and the rest is history.)
hank loves cats because they're less noisy and are more calming to him. (not me projecting)
this man is an insomniac, hasn't gotten an ounce of sleep.
funny enough, hank likes rock music. specifically any kind of metal rock. (he mostly likes slipknot and hollywood undead)
i will remain standing for him being the tallest at 6'2" [~ 188 cm] (the mpn trailer has him being shorter than deimos but that might be an oversight, to me anyways.)
fucker doesn't get cold, like at all. fucker can just be outside without a jacket and not get cold.
deimos
this motherfucker dumb as hell !! /hj (he's only smart when it comes to hacking stuff lmao)
you cannot tell me this man doesn't pull pranks on the others sometimes.
he snores... LOUDLY... hank wishes he would shut up.
deimos is the type to play shit like calfornia gurls and never gonna give you up. (imagine him listening to california gurls while he's killing agents and atp units lmao)
fucker is like 5'5" - 5'6" [~ 165.1 - 167.6 cm]
he's built like scout from tf2 but with a bit more muscle.
sanford
this man is a heavy sleeper lol
he's a walking heating unit so that's why he's mostly shirtless.
i'm not entirely sure on his music taste but i think he'd like ghost. :]
he's like around 5'10" - 5'11" at most. [~ 177.8 - 180.3 cm]
2bdamned / doc
not much i can think of for this man, headcanon wise...
definitely a classic rock fan. (he'll occasionally play linkin park as background noise even though it's not classic rock.)
he's around 5'8" - 5'9" [~ 172.7 - 175.3 cm]
misc.
2b and dr. gonne are twin brothers and their personalities are similar to dante and vergil from devil may cry !! (2b being similar to vergil and gonne similar to dante)
you cannot change my mind that deimos and sanford share a room. they're boyfriends.
hank and deimos would definitely love playing mortal kombat. though hank would comedically punch deimos whenever he loses to the short ass sharkboy.
the both of them would also love doom. (mostly hank though.)
sanford mostly watches deimos play whatever video game at that moment, honestly. he just wants to there for his boyfriend.
2b is mostly too busy for gaming. he'll occasionally play minesweeper or solitaire, but that's only when he's bored with work.
#madness combat#madcom#madness project nexus#mpn#headcanons#random headcanons#hank j. wimbleton#madness combat deimos#madness combat sanford#2bdamned#madness combat doc
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ROUND TWO
Why should you vote Sonic Boom Knuckles?
"Let's see your meme! [checks] [stamp] approved!
Let's see your meme! [checks] Hmmm… I don't know…
Let's see your meme! [checks] [anger stamp] this meme is banned! You can no longer use this meme! >:(
Let's see your meme! [checks] [stamp stamp stamp] APPROVED
Let's see your meme! [half check] Eh good enough [stamp]"
"KNUCKLES IS THE SCRIMBLO EVER. not a SINGLE thought is going through that head !! Can pack a punch but generally has NO IDEA what he is doing 50% of the time, sure he mightve been a badass dumbed down to a dumbass but he is so skrunkly, ESPECIALLY MOVIE KNUCKLES"
"He would sooner break an arcade machine then try to beat a 1 point difference to regain the high score in a video game."
Why should you vote Sanford?
"This man is strong and can take people out with hooks 🪝 ALONE. Man also has great connections mess with him and you'll have Deimos and Hank Motherfucker Wimbleton coming after your ass. Also in the madness combat games he is definitely a jock.
Speaking of the games he can still fight and kill without any problem at 50 YEARS OLD."
"Vote him motherfucker"
"HIS MOOBS ARE CANON BRO. HE CANNONICALLY HAS THE MOOBS"
#himbothemboswagger#sonic boom knuckles#sonic boom#madness combat#madcom#sanford madcom#sanford madness combat
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Drew on my phone for once cuz I still havnt made any madcom stickers TvT got surprisingly close to the actual madcom style so im happy
#madness combat#madcom#art#hank wimbleton#madness hank#hank madness combat#hank j wimbleton#hank j. wimbleton#hank madcom#hank motherfucker wimbleton#madness combat hank#madcom hank#mc hank#madcom grunt#madness combat grunt
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