Homestuck as random bullshit I've said
EB: someone's gotta tell betty crocker to lay off the cocaine.
EB: i’ve seen michael cera more times than i’d like to today.
EB: i'm sure ben stiller is a decent guy irl but if given the choice between being shot or watching all of his movies i'd ask about the bullet caliber.
TT: Women only want me for my skills in the occult and not my great personality or awesome ass...
TT: That sounds like an issue you should take up with Freud.
TT: But when someone add's apostrophe's to any word that end's with s? You went out of your way to add those. Ignoring your spell check screaming and crying. A tear rolling down the cheek of your elementary school teachers.
TT: Sometimes I'll see an incredibly minor typo and have to resist the urge to be the most pedantic person known to humanity.
TT: This is eldritch horror fucker discrimination.
TG: you dont just take someones obama prism away man
TG: i draw the line at rapping muppets dude
(when questioned as to why $100 was spent on a sword)
TG: uh. well. it's a sword.
TG: well it doesnt sound as hilarious to review dildos and say "this one is sans" when you guys are this unenthusiastic
TG: if i ever die play caramelldansen at my funeral
TG: theres no sentimental reason or anything
TG: i just want to completely throw off the vibes
GG: i’m on board with men in maid dresses regardless of furry status coward
GG: home alone so things are getting pretty wild (talking to a cactus)
GG: local bitch takes "worst nap ever" wakes up several hours later sweaty and somehow more tired
(extreme cold warning in effect, active blizzard outside, sent at 7:18 pm)
GG: my grandpa and i are going to dairy queen just for the hell of it
GG: I was gonna get shit done today, so I made a pie.
GG: The only explanation I had for my impromptu dessert making was “This is how I deal with stress...”
GG: Getting genuinely invested in the Cookie Clicker stock market.
TT: (watches toddler trip and fall) skill issue
TT: I frankly think it's a tragedy disney hasn't remade more movies but with muppets.
TT: They're just like "yeah okay dark lord with a robot army we all know you have a ponysona"
TT: I don't make a habit of looking at US political figure anime boy mpreg.
(while holding a katana and talking to a poster)
TT: Do you think I make too many impulse purchases, Hatsune Miku?
TG: if not meant to claw grip kitty head why kitty head so holdable
TG: "it's a bad omen when a black cat crosses your path" incorrect, my day has just been significantly improved by seeing a kitty
(on fruitcake)
TG: listen you have to pour alcohol into that shit until too many pieces could have you stumbling. great grandma knew how to party
GT: My amusing mugs have had the side effect that today my grandma asked me if she should go full goblin mode or if I wanted to.
GT: You don’t ask questions when a game makes the bold decision to sexualize a t-rex.
GT: Thinking about the time we played a murder mystery game as a family and I got way too into character as a victorian era author.
GT: I'm still disappointed about the time my zoo camp didn't get to watch the tigers being fed because like 15 tornadoes were headed towards us.
GT: Hey lads I just almost accidentally blinded myself.
AA: i love ritualpastas. i like to figure out at what point i would fail and probably get my skin turned into a throw rug or smth
AA: (skelet0n v0ice) hey bitches
AA: oh i have demons in me now thats fun
AA: d0 gh0sts c0unt as pe0ple?
AA: there would be teeth scattering like a fucked up sprinkler
AT: tHIS ISN'T ABOUT PORN ANYMORE IT'S ABOUT MAKING MORE POKEMON COMPETITIVELY VIABLE
AT: i’D LIKE TO THINK I’M NOT OVERLY EMOTIONAL BUT JUST NOW I ALMOST CRIED BECAUSE I REMEMBERED THE SOUND PORCUPINES MAKE AND I REALLY WANT TO HUG ONE BUT DUE TO THE NATURE OF PORCUPINES I CANNOT
AT: i CAN FAINTLY HEAR A CHICKEN IN MY NEIGHBORS’S YARD,,, wHAT
AT: i JUST SPILLED HOT COFFEE ON MYSELF AND APOLOGIZED TO THE BARISTA PROFUSELY
TA: my neme2ii2, biilly bob rockafiire. iit wa2 dark iin there.
TA: (dub2tep play2 a2 ii collap2e on the floor)
TA: ii don't thiink ii've giiven a fuck iin 2everal year2
TA: at thii2 poiint ii’m a2kiing the computer iif iit want2 a blood 2acriifiice
CG: *PEOPLE ARE IDIOTS AND IM NOT ALLOWED TO SAY THAT IN NINTENDO GAMES WHICH I PLAY DUE TO THEIR MORE CALM NATURE*
CG: IMAGINE THE MOST LOUD, DISAPPOINTED, DEFEATED SIGH YOU CAN. ON MY BEHALF.
CG: I WILL FUCK MYSELF OUT OF SPITE. IT WILL BE AN ENDLESS FEEDBACK LOOP, AN INFINITE ENERGY SOURCE, OF SPITE AND SELF FUCKING
CG: "THAT'S A PROBLEM FOR FUTURE ME," I SAY, FORGETTING THAT NOW FUTURE ME HAS TO DEAL WITH THE PROBLEM
CG: UGH THIS PLACE IS FULL OF PEOPLE AND THEYRE ALL STUPID AND I HAVE NO ONE TO VOICE MY GRIEVANCES TO OUTSIDE OF THE INTERNET.
AC: :33 < you meow in theory catgirls would probably eat anything smaller than them based on actual cat behaviours
AC: :33 < i at one point went out in public with homemade cat ears and a tail and tbh it wasn’t that bad. like sure people might judge but it turns out being cringe is being fr33
AC: :33 < *bap bap bap bap bap*
AC: :33 < i just wanted to try something but discovered the owo extension was twagically wemowoved. a woss fur evewybody
AC: :33 < today i said "you will be exiled for your baby crimes" because my cat was messing with my sketchbook
GA: If You Wouldnt Fuck A Vampire Minimum Youre A Coward
GA: I Use Amazon The Least I Can Out Of Spite That They Took Away My Favorite Fabric Store
GA: My Aesthetic Is Vampire Aligned Not Ghost Aligned I Dont Wear White
GA: I Am Going To Forcefeed You An Entire Fucking Dictionary
GC: 1 DON'T CONDON3 CR1M3S GUYS. UNL3SS TH3Y'R3 FUNNY
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GC: 1T’S TH31R F4ULT TH3Y COULDN’T H4NDL3 B31NG D3C4P1T4T3D OFF1C3R >:]
GC: DON'T D13 DUD3 TH4T WOULD B3 D3C1D3DLY UNG4M3RL1K3 OF YOU
AG: remem8er kids: no matter how 8ad things get, at least you’re not the middle dude in a human centipede. pro8a8ly.
AG: spider furries: “88w88 what’s this?”
AG: may god have mercy on your 8ones because I won’t
(about a ripped cat plushie)
CT: D --> we can rebuild him. we have the technology.
CT: D --> why must being cool come at the cost of being really sweaty
CT: D --> that's a horse... with an ass on both ends...
TC: WhY wOuLd YoU bUy *ShRoOmS* oN *eTsY*
TC: SoRrY wRoNg PoSt I wAs TrYiNg To ShArE cLoWn MiLkInG
TC: “AnY lAsT wOrDs, PuNk?” “HoNk”
TC: I hAvE aCtUaLlY eAtEn LeMoN sLiCeS aT rEsTaUrAnTs As ThE wAiTeR wAtChEs In HoRrOr
CA: i wwas nevver invvited to any high school parties. they might havve happened. i just wwas not invvited
(about invasive fish coming onto land)
CA: i knoww this is an envvironmental hazard and all but let’s face it it’s a little funny
CA: i havve an spqr hat and i lovve it but also don't wwant people coming up to me like "you knoww wwhat the romans did right" like if i did not knoww a god damn thing about roman history i wwould not be wwearing the hat
CA: i'm a slut in theory. in practice i am not vvery good at it.
CA: anyone wwho thinks i'm insufferable for acknowwledging that i'm not unattractivve is ignoring all the other perfectly vvalid reasons i'm insufferable.
CC: one time I managed to make ocean puns back and fort)( wit)( a friend for like an )(our and I t)(ink our friend w)(o was also in t)(e car actually contemplated krilling us
CC: starfis)(... are mermaid nipple clamps
(Sends picture of a horde of goldfish)
CC: my entourage
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Picard
I hate this show so much.
It's not that bad, I guess. I've said before, the actors are talented, and the production values are generally pretty impressive. You can tell a lot of work went into this. It's not like they just put a hand puppet on the screen and had him go "Herpy-derp I am the Picard! Watch me make poopie!" We're a long way from rock bottom.
But it's still really unsatisfying to watch this thing. I find myself thinking of all the "bad" Trek episodes I've seen in the past, and pretty much all of them would be more fun to watch than this. Quark impersonating his mother? Better than Picard. Dr. Crusher fucks a candle ghost? Better than Picard. Warp 10 Humanders? Not even a question, that episode kicked ass. I mean, it was really stupid, but the real worst episode of Voyager was "Retrospect". Still, both of those were better than Picard.
Let's branch out a little. Dragon Ball GT? Better than Picard. The Proposal? Yeesh, that's a close one. No, Betty White was in that. Still better than Picard. Hocus Pocus? I mean, it's shorter than Picard. I'm trying to think of something objectively worse than watching this show, and I think I'm having to dip into just bad life experiences, like getting dumped or being unemployed.
Let me try to get to this particular episode. It's S2E5, "Watcher". They call it that because the Borg Queen advised Picard to locate a "watcher" who was a potential ally in the mission to fix time. Picard found her last episode, but she's actually a "supervisor" like Gary Seven from the TOS episode. See, we're doing callbacks to Gary fucking Seven here, but this show still can't figure out why Picard and Guinan don't remember meeting in 1893.
I don't think they ever named this "supervisor" character. They should call her "Gary Eight" because fuck it. Anyway, her job is to shepherd the career of astronaut Renee Picard, who's due to go on a spaceflight, but she's got the same anxiety/depression that everyone in 2024 has. Also everyone in 2401 has it too, so time is a flat circle.
Renee's therapist, Q, is trying to talk her out of going on the mission, so Picard's like "Aha! That's just the sort of trick that asshole likes to play." Except no it isn't, he's the one who showed Picard the altered timeline and gave him the opportunity to go back and try to fix it. Why would he be the one trying to fuck things up?
Apparently Q's powers don't work right now, so he does a side plan where he contacts Noonien Soong's ancestor and cures his daughter's comic book mutation to save her life. In exchange he wants Soong's help to do... something. I don't even feel like speculating. This show just drains all the enthusiasm right out of me.
There's a lot of doubles in this show. The Watcher/Supervisor/Gary Eight looks like Laris, but without the Romulan ears. This is never explained. When Raffi and Seven save Rios from ICE, there's an Elnor lookalike on the bus with Rios. This is never explained. The Soong ancestors look exactly like Alton Soong and Soji from Season 1. This... kind of makes sense, but there was no reason to have them be the Soongs. If Brent Spiner wanted to be in the show so damn badly he shouldn't keep asking the writers to kill him off.
None of this crap matters. They could have jumped straight from Episode 2 to Episode 6 and it would have been fine. Picard goes straight to the Watcher to find out about Renee, and they can just skip the bit with Jurati merging with the Borg Queen, since I'm pretty sure that won't amount to anything anyway.
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Update on my Homestuck reading
I have finished page 1148 and am about to watch the long flash on the next page (tried to earlier but had to leave before it was over) as of writing this post
I am no longer capable of acting normal in regards to Betty Crocker products because of John's hatred of Betty Crocker, I am filled with fear out of wondering how the fuck Betty Crocker is gonna come into play later
I'm pretty sure Rose is the only one with any braincells
Jade has a lot of weird shit going on and is also kind of an ADHD mood ngl
It's kinda cute that the abbreviations for the kids' Pesterchum handles kinda all went together (GT, TG, TT, GG) before John changed his to get away from the trolls. they're not very good at trolling tho, and i find it funny as hell that Dave got one of them to block him.
what the hell is going on with the segments in the future with like the Wandering Vagabond and the other characters there
also i edited the image of John staring sadly at the Colonel Sassacre Pogo Hammer thingy to be a blank meme template because the facial expression is funny
i sure do love playing a reality-bending RPG version of The Sims lol
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No matter where you came from, everyone can enjoy Glitchtale
Today, I just came across something that really surprised me. As someone who never talked about Glitchtale to people irl, I don’t expect passing by someone who knows GT as well any time soon.
But just today, I just saw someone who was coloring something on her piece of paper, crayons on the side. She was coloring the pink highlights at the end of this girl’s short brown hair. She had a light violet, pink-striped sweater on, and had brown shorts.
I thought to myself, this looked awfully similar to Betty from Glitchtale, I noticed that there was a pink ball right next to this girl that she was coloring. I also noticed both of them had no faces on.
I passed by to her a couple of time, walking back and forth so she wouldn’t notice me peeking at her drawing, I can confirm that it really was Betty and Kumu in her drawings. It can’t be a coincidence. No other girl can have the same pink highlights, pink-striped shirt and brown shorts as Betty has.
What I didn’t mention that this someone, was unfortunately is on the less-privileged side, she had all her stuff and pillow at a nearby store that I lived at. In other words, she was homeless and is on the street.
But that made me realize something, that no matter where you came from, less-privileged or privileged, you can still enjoy something that others find enjoyment from. In this case, Glitchtale.
And if ever Camila sees this, know that even someone who is struggling, they can also enjoy your works and animations.
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