when a sick new legendary creature drops and the silliest edh deck idea drops in your head

finally watched may december and charles melton should really sweep awards season

“The Barbie Movie is anti-men!”

No. The Barbie movie was just not made for u s. I honestly didn’t find the movie all that relatable outside of Allan but it’s still a GOOD movie! I wasn’t bored during it, it was funny, the music was good, it’s thematically a great movie. I was just not the target audience and that’s okay!! Seeing my 49 year old mother crying at the end of the movie was all I needed for the movie to make me happy, knowing that it touched my mother in a way that other movies don’t often do. And that’s okay :)

Barbie is a movie for anyone who has lived the female experience, especially older women like my own mother who grew up playing with Barbie. That doesn’t mean that you can’t relate to it just. As a human being, and I have lived a female experience briefly in my life but I didn’t relate to the movie. And that’s okay! If you relate to this movie fucking awesome!!! I’m so glad that there’s a movie that means a lot to you :) /gen

I’m just beefing with the other men on the internet who didn’t relate to it like me, yet they insist it’s a bad or “anti-men” movie when it’s clearly not???

Also shoutout to Allan he was literally made in a lab for the transgenders

Only critique? I wish it was more anti capitalist and anarchist but that was never really the point so I get it I will wallow in my corner praying for a progressive movie to arrive that fulfills my genderfuck anarchy goals. ( Idk maybe I’ll write something to fulfill my own dreams ❤️❤️ )

just watched aftersun and i've never seen anything that managed to be sweet, sad, and unnerving in the way the end of that film was

danny and bridget look like they’d get into lgbt community infighting twitter discourse against each other

Puss in boots the last wish said embrace your mortality, and YES, you will die but doesn’t that just make life even better while you have it, may as well enjoy it and do whatever you want forever but in a way that is kind to yourself and others. And it was GOOD! Shoutouts to death, personified :]

ahhhh ok ok so nope was not nearly as distressing as i was anticipating

I watched Tár this afternoon and possibly the craziest part was seeing Monster Hunter in the opening credits and then forgetting I saw that for the next three hours

Ohhh, yeah I see why everyone went wild over the puss in boots wolf now

i’ve never seen American Psycho but that scene where Patrick Bateman very confidently explains the lyrics to his favorite song completely wrong to a guy who extremely does not care at all? Me.

i watched X last night seems kind of apt now considering events. in some insane way

LABYRINTH!!!!!!!!

me, driving home from the movie theater, wow this is just like the bad guys in the hit movie the bad guys

not enough fucked up little freak animals in the barbie movie. not enough busted ass capital-c Creatures. barbie god's™ mistakes.

Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse + text posts

*puts hands on hollywood exec's shoulders, staring unblinking into their eyes* listen to me. you will never get people who hate musicals to like musicals by making your musical less of a musical. if you hide the fact that your film is a musical in the advertising, you're going to get a lot of low ratings from people who hate musicals and went into your movie not expecting a musical and got one anyway. people who hate musicals will hate them no matter how realistic and diegetic and lowkey you try to make it. they will hate musicals even if you completely excise anything complicated, over the top, silly, or even slightly challenging. they will hate musicals even if you cut half the songs. they will hate musicals even if you cast that a-lister who can't sing worth a damn. stop trying to market to people who hate musicals. they're a lost cause. your audience should be people who love musicals. this half-assed middle ground pisses off both camps. just embrace the fact that your movie is a musical. lean into it. don't try and trick musical haters into coming to your film when you could be marketing to the theater kids. better cringe than a coward.