youve heard of sex flowers get ready for the flower that makes you into a celestial shoujo herione complete with particle effects you cannot turn the fuck off and creates a wifebeam so powerful it can incapacitate and maim and keeps making you burst into tears and fall on your ass which makes the wifebeam More Powerful and you also cannot turn this off either. and is also still, sort of, a sex flower

from one of my favorite fanfictions, Celestial Afterglow by elanor_pam, a fic that defies description in the best possible way

you ever just have a lot, a LOT of feelings all at once about a character and not even remotely enough words or brainpower to FORM the words to describe everything you're feeling. so it feels like you may explode. yeah

I'm looking at the Zora May prompts and wanna write stuff, and now my brain's just giggling with ideas LOL like--

Imagine, after Age of Calamity, that Link and Mipha get together. That has its whole set of fun and drama - a Hylian/Zora marriage would mean a lot anyway, but particularly when it's the Zora princess and the Hero of Hyrule. Link and Mipha start to have a family, Zelda is settling into being queen, and they all have their own set of stressors and joys and the three are still besties and it would be just so funny to see y'all. Like... Link takes his oath as a knight seriously, so he still assists Hyrule often, and just this scenario in my head came and--

Zelda, sighing: I hardly slept last night. I was up late researching the latest Zonai discoveries and almost forgot I had a meeting with the Rito delegation this morning. I'm so tired.

Link, hair a mess, on his third cup of coffee after dealing with one of his kids having a meltdown while the other kept everyone up crying all night, dealing with Mipha also trying to do royal duties, having just teleported over here via Sheikah towers: .....That sounds rough.

tall shadows line of "she was only a kittypet" kinda reminds me of the line "they were only slaves" from the prince of egypt.

What kills me about it is that like, at that point in the movie, the Pharoah Is Bad. Him saying that a billion babies where fed to crocodiles is A Bad Thing. It's the point where Moses realizes he can't be part of the royal family without being complicit.

But Tall Shadow says "calm down, Bumble was less than human anyway" and Gray Wing nods along (complete with the jiggly clicking noise that comes with shaking a can of spraypaint) and this is an example of them being reasonable. Level-headed, even, not getting swept away by the passion of the angry mob.

There are so many levels to how fucked up the Bumble Debacle is that you can't explore every floor all at once. It is an onion. It has layers.

It’s just…so painful to watch Armand readily submit in order to obtain the love he so desperately craves. And while it’s most assuredly a manipulative tactic, it’s still one borne out of fear and desperation. He cannot lose this person he’s come to love and so will become whatever they want, do whatever they want just so they’ll stay with him. But it won’t be enough. No matter how much he acquiesces or seeks to control (himself, others, the environment), he won’t be able to make Louis stay with him in the perfect life, perfect self he built in the hopes of finally being loved. It will all crumble with Armand left alone in the rubble of what he created, the author of his own abandonment.

ur so pretyy

PFFT,, SORRY BUT SEEING YOU SAY THAT AND READING YOUR PROFILE NAME ACTUALLY MADE ME GIGGLE.. THANK YOU. I KNOW IM GORGEOUS

The type of Christian who asks atheists how they don't like, murder people on the reg are so funny to me because they seem to think their religion makes them the Peak of Morality when statements like "if you don't believe in God how comes you don't do X thing" all but outright state they have no idea why shit like murder and rape is bad except that God doesn't like it lmao. Like way to admit you have no intrinsic sense of morality and need to be afraid of a higher power to be a decent person, but I promise if you're not a piece of shit it's actually very natural not to want to do heinous evil shit all the time potential punishment from a higher power or not 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

here's a neat vid, go watch it if you haven't yet

there's Some things that i don't completely agree with personally, like attributing the Third sin to Materialism rather than Connection (i'd argue that the Ancients had no big issue with being materialistic, considering their golden attires and such- and that going with Connection overall better addresses both the core of Materialism and relationships overall) and then attributing the word Dynasty specifically to asian cultures but that's more history/word definition beef more than anything djgklsjlcgjkd

oh how i'd love to have a debate with this guy about Ancients...

trying so hard not to have full blown panic attack, im beyond devastated, i just keep saying in my head, oh god not again, it cant be true, but it is.

i think my brain should be studied i'm being fr

Callum is so handsome I hope they reveal his father as the hottest man ever

he’s performing a gay ass magic act

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back from vacation so time to speedrun art before september

Okay I'm doing speech to text because I need to have a little rant right now. As somebody who reads quite a bit of reader insert fanfiction I have a lot of likes and a lot of things I don't like but overall I I'm pretty open to a lot of different fics. What frustrates me though is that when the reader is female she is not allowed to suffer the way a man would suffer in her place. When a man suffers it is it's torture it's manipulation it's losing people and women do get that too. But not as much unfortunately what I see the most is when they need to give female characters trauma they have them raped a lot. No I'm not saying that that has no literary merit but I am saying it's incredibly frustrating that the only way I seem to be able to suffer in a lot of author's eyes is by one specific type of horrific violation. It makes it hard to enjoy a lot of good storylines because it's extremely triggering and these authors I'm sure they're great writers and they do have a lot of great ideas but they can't seem to comprehend of a woman's suffering without being raped.

Sorry I know that was really long I'm just going through it right now. I am really enjoying a lot of the fics I'm reading but it's really taxing trying to enjoy the the world and characters and all these fascinating things these authors have written while also having to read graphic descriptions of myself getting raped if I want any semblance of an in-depth story with lots of character growth.

everyone is entitled to their own interpretations of media and all that, but some of the mental gymnastics fandom people pull off in order to excuse their favourite character's wrongdoings are frankly ridiculous. totally unrelated but today i saw someone claim that manfred von karma isn't actually abusive to his kids because he's neurodivergent and has lead poisoning

people will literally see a post of (supposedly) character or story analysis, and if it sounds fancy enough or uses enough big words they’ll just be like “yes omg EXACTLY” and hit reblog, and they’ll even call it gender studies or queer studies or whatever the fuck. because they feel like it’s automatically enlightened insight.

and so then you have posts that go around and get hundreds of notes but if you look closely it’s like… this is salad. just pure word salad. absolutely nonsensical. and you’re like, what the fuck is going on.

just because something sounds like a brand new genius insight doesn’t mean it actually is. you can and should, in fact, (internally) call bullshit by utilizing your own critical thinking skills because tbqh sometimes people using fancy buzzwords are actually NOT making significant points