A Lion For An Orca (1)
Just a little social media au for my Elias/Joanna stuff, cannon to the main timeline. I'm kinda a novice at these, so go easy on me!
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@Joanna_Rose: Feeling like this right now.
liked by: @TessaKnight, @bboeser, and 50 others.
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@TessaKnight: Hey, bestie, pick up your phone, please. Been trying to call you for two hours now.
@bboeser: Anna, what does this mean? Are you okay?
@ChelseaCali: Hey, babe, Jon and I are worried about you, please answer your phone.
@NathanTheBoss: Anna, we're worried about you, talk to us.
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Gang's All Here GC
Strecher: Anna, come on, talk to us.
TheFlow: Tessa, you know her best, what's going on?
MamaTessa: No idea, she's not answering calls or texts, I've tried.
Snatcher: Joanna, come on, we know you're hearing us.
Angel: Hey...
BennyTheHutt: OMG, she finally responded!!
HollyDon: Not the time, Ben. Okay, Anna, what's happened? We're your friends, it's okay.
Angel: Promise not to tell anyone else?
Scorevat: Of course we do.
Angel: Okay, well, uhh... Brandon wasn't at his tryout thing for the Lions.
TheFlow: Yeah? Where was he, then?
Angel: Making out with some other girl, at our tree on UBC campus, the willow we chill out at. So, we're done, and I'm just... so tired.
MamaTessa: Okay, darling, get yourself ready for bed, I'm on my way over.
Angel: Okay, I'm gonna go dark, love you guys.
Stretcher: Love you too, Anna. Get some rest.
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@BranTheLion: Cannot wait to join my childhood team as a pro next weekend! Tryouts are gonna be lit 💥
liked by: @bclions_official, @ChristianPat, and 60 others.
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@ChristianPat: So proud of my best friend, you're going places, bro! Can't wait to see your name on the Grey!
@bclions_official: Welcome aboard, Brandon! Nice name change too!
@troystecher: Go fuck yourself.
@bboeser: Amen to that bro.
@BranTheLion: Why? What did I do?
@tdemko30: You fucking know what you did, asshole.
@BranTheLion: Aaand, blocked.
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@BCSportsUpdates: tweeted on 30th July 2018.
Looks like a mini beef is breaking out from the teams across the street from each other. BC Lions top prospect Brandon Carpenter was seen blocking young Canucks Troy Stecher, Brock Boeser, and Thatcher Demko on instagram. Relations between the teams have been historically friendly, so what's caused the change remains unknown. As yet, the Whitecaps are uninvolved.
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Gang's All Here GC
Angel: Boys... have either of you looked at twitter recently?
Snatcher: Angel, don't get mad at us, okay? He's the one who fucked you off for someone else.
Angel: I'm not mad at you, Thatch, but... I dunno, what if he comes for me?
Scorevat: He won't, he knows fine fucking well we're right across the street from him.
The Flow: Anyways, it's almost that time again, so, should we add the rookie to the gc?
Stretcher: Yeah, Bo, would you do the honours?
Scorevat: Once he's in town, I'll add Elias, yeah.
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@Joanna_Rose: One last group hike of the Grind with my favourite people before semester and training camp. Always nice to have a mental reset in nature before life gets chaotic again. Summer has been hectic, and depressing, but I think I'll be okay.
liked by: @TessaKnight, @bboeser, @troystecher, and 45 others.
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@bboeser: Always the best part of summer!
@tdemko30: Here's to this next season!! #GoCanucksGo
@ChelseaCali: Can't wait to get back north to you guys, good to see you're doing better, Anna.
@Joanna_Rose: Can't wait to see you and Jon again, Chels. I'm on my way, it'll take a while, but I'm getting there.
@troystecher: We gonna talk about how Ben and Marky took off and left us all behind?
@Joanna_Rose: Nope, not on my post we're not. Happy vibes only here.
@troystecher: Okay, fine.
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@BranTheLion: How's your life going? Mine's great, thanks.
liked by: @ChristianPat, @Lottie_Love, and 25 others.
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@TessaKnight: Wow, the fucking audacity of this man. hope your blondie is worth it, asshole.
@Lions_and_Nucks: Wait, has Joanna died her hair blonde, isn't she a brunette?
@TessaKnight: Yes, she is, there's not been a blonde in her immediate family for something like three generations. Which, for someone from the literal Blackwood family, is easy to track.
@LionsWags: OMG, really?
@BelieveInBlue: Ugh, the lion, the witch, and the audacity of this bitch.
@Lottie_Love: Maybe lay off him, Theresa? Just an idea?
@TessaKnight: Maybe shut your bitch mouth up? Just an idea? Do you have any idea what your new man has done to my best friend?
@BranTheLion: Joanna, call off your best friend.
@Joanna_Rose: Nah, I'm enjoying the show too much. If you wanna talk instead of vaguing on insta, you know where I am. There's not too many nineteen year olds who live in manors, I'm not hard to find.
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@BCSportsUpdates: tweeted 12th september 2018.
We may have somewhat of an answer re. the beef between the Lions prospect, and the young Canucks. It seems as if Mr Carpenter dumped his girlfriend, Joanna Blackwood, for someone else over summer. A friend of the Canucks, Joanna is also of the province's most elite family. Not a girl you want to break the heart of certainly. 1/2
@BCSportsUpdates: tweeted 12th september 2018.
However, judging by her last instagram post, Joanna seems to be healing. Judging by his, he's made some risky enemies across the street. In other news, Elias Pettersson is now the new 1C for the Canucks! 2/2
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@Joanna_Rose: Hey, friends, haven't touched my insta in forever. But, here I am. Everything you've read on social media about myself and Brandon is true. However, I'm doing a bachelor's in journalism, and want my privacy respected. But, all I'll say for now, is I loved Brandon when I was 16, it didn't take long for me to dream of our future together. But, he ruined it for us. I bear no hatred to him, but I must continue my life without him, as he will do without me. Forever is a big word, as I have learned the hard way.
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