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frenchublog · 1 year

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🦚Kung fu Panda 2

#kung fu panda #kung fu panda 2 #kfp 2 #kfp shen #lord shen #should i draw something else ? probably but then i don't want to #leave me alone with this stupid peacock #gary oldman #my art #Please don't repost

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itsdefinitely · 5 months

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ruth was told how everyone was related to each other but she didn't retain that information at all so she's useless when pete asks her for help

#to me. the family tree is like:#richie & daniel - brothers #gary - richie's dad & paul's brother #boy jerry - paul & gary's cousin. daniel & richie's first cousin once removed #paul - richie's uncle #paul matthews #richie lipschitz #stopwatch #gary goldstein #boy jerry #peter spankoffski #hatchetfield #nightmare time 2 #id in alt text #definitely art #honestly. i dont really like how i drew paul's hair so i'll probably change it if i draw him in the future

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perpetual-fng · 4 months

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he likes the 'splosions too

#ka-freakin-boom baby!!!#<me whenever I throw a frag #cod fanart #cod mw2 #gary roach sanderson #casual predator drone #my fbi agent is probably really concerned with my search history rn

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ohgeesoap · 7 months

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Soap's journal entries concerning dogs. Typed out under the cut in case they're difficult to read.

Consider me a cat man now.

We overcame ultranationalists, chopper crashes, danger close with gunships, but a goddamn dog is what'll get me into an infirmary? Rabies, ridiculous. What a waste of time. Obviously can't tell Price or Gaz. Nikolai seems capable of keeping a secret. Probably keeps vials of vaccine vaulted with manifest intel, secretive bastard.

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And no, I haven't exactly been on my booster shots. Think Nikolai said every two years but didn't think I'd be back in Russia so bloody soon. So yeah, was happy to follow Price and Roach over the net. Not just because it meant I was far from the mutts, but because I got to listen to the two of them working together like we once did. There was the same option: take out the target or let them him pass. Nice to hear Price taking Roach under his wing. Know the effect it can have.

#john soap mactavish #soap mactavish #john mactavish #captain john price #john price #gary roach sanderson #tagging roach and price since they're mentioned here #call of duty modern warfare #call of duty modern warfare 2 #call of duty modern warfare 3 #cod mw #cod mw2 #cod mw3 #i think this journal can be found online and probably in better quality #but if anyone wants me to post more i'm happy to share #also this is only canon to og soap #we don't know reboot soap's thoughts on dogs or if he's had negative experiences with them #so if you headcanon reboot soap as a dog person that is totally valid #or if you headcanon og soap somehow squashed his beef with dogs that is also valid lol

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natelia-aldelliz · 1 year

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More ghost! Roach - Accidental Necromancer Soap AU : little moments

141 in the middle of a briefing, when suddenly Soap gasps, interrupting Price. Everyone turns to look at him and he looks back like a deer in headlights, apologises with a stammered excuse, something like he saw a spider or something, and the meeting continues with dubious looks.

"You're so bad at that," Roach giggles from where he's floating around above the table. "It wasn't even that big of a news, they were flirting for months! I have way worse, you know one of the Corporals under your command, the redhead one? She's been secretely married for years to the medic lady that stitched you up last week! Stop gaping at me, where's your pokerface oh my god-"

And then Soap uses all that information to win bets against Gaz.

Or also, Roach telling jokes while there's people around Soap. "Don't laugh," he taunts him. "Don't even smile or they'll know you're crazier than they think."

And then he tells the worst joke ever and Soap can't help the snort that escapes him and again, everyone turns to look at him.

"I can't believe you're laughing in a room full of explosives tied to people," Roach gasps, knowing full well that's exactly the result he wanted.

Soap rolls his eyes at him quickly and focuses back on defusing. He'll get him back when they're alone and he doesn't look weird talking to the air.

"He knows you find him hot, he's neither blind nor stupid," Roach says, peeking above Ghost's shoulder. "If you want him to blush you need to call him 'pretty'. Worked every time..."

And he's right. When Soap tells Ghost he's a bonnie lad, explains what it means, it's very obvious how flustered he becomes, and the visible part of the bridge of his nose gets very red.

"Be ready to be grabbed at every opportunity, his love language is physical touch but he'd rather die than admit it."

Roach has a bit of a poltergeist moment when he finds out he can touch things again. Cups go flying into walls, chairs move around, shoes disappear. Roach is very overwhelmed and gets non verbal, which is a bit hard because Soap only knows the basics of BSL and has to ask Ghost to translate by copying live what Roach is saying. (Ghost, who has seen the ghost of his dead lover save his life just a day before objects started flying, recognising in the back of his mind the quirks of Roach's way of signing being reproduced by Soap, but not willing to believe yet)

It lasts a few days and the whole base is convinced they're haunted by a ghost. They're not wrong, Soap wants to say. And not only one, but the others are far more apathetic, barely there.

Then Roach calms down, all at once, when he realises that maybe... maybe he can touch people too. He's very nervous. It's been years since he touched someone, years of his hand going through Ghost's arm as he tried to make him see him. Years of not feeling the warmth of a living being.

That scares him. What if he can touch Soap, but he doesn't feel anything? What if it feels the same as the glasses he's been trying to juggle for days?

So he waits until Soap is asleep and he holds out his finger, slowly, hands trembling, and presses it softly to Soap's forehead. He's... He's warm, he realises with a gasp. He's warm!

Soap wakes up to sobbing and soft fingers on his cheeks and in his hair. He gets reassured very quickly that it's happy sobbing and Roach kisses him.

Ghost, after learning about the ghosts existence, starts having really bad nightmares every night. Has to be reassured that no, he's not actually a ghost. He hasn't actually died in that grave, he's here, he's warm and he's alive and loved.

#cod mw2 #john soap mactavish #gary roach sanderson #simon ghost riley #ghostsoap #soapghost #ghostroach #soaproach #ghostsoaproach #accidental necromancer soap and ghost roach au #oh imagine soap saying 'excuse me' walking around someone in the corridor and the other people looking at him like ? bc there's no one #because it was just a ghost walking around and he didn't realise #gaz going 'cap i think there's something wrong with soap' 'yeah i know he ate all your cereals...' 'no no something actually wrong as in #horror movie wrong he speaks to people who don't exist' '... and your first thought is horror movie? before ptsd or schizophrenia or smth?'#'yes i know he's... well i'm pretty sure he's fine he's just speaking with ghosts i'm sure of it'#and soap - sweating - being like 'ahah speaking with ghosts? me? ahah ghosts don't even exist what are you talking about ahah?'#and gaz just looking at price like see? see how bad he's lying? and price thinking it's such a bad lie that it's probably a joke

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miilkybnn · 8 months

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May I hold hands, or be held in their hands, with/by Roach and/or Ghost

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I just wanna be friends with them 🥹

ofc you can, they always have time for you

#imagine ur talking about ur interest here or something #they are both active listeners #gary roach sanderson #simon ghost riley #ghostroach #ghost x roach #cod #call of duty #cod fanart #ask me stuff #milky art #my art #anon ask #anon request #technically #but not really but I’ll tag it as such #also I'm probably gonna keep using this style for doodles an such it's very quick and easy

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scullcrusher101xd · 6 months

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im drawing a pretty big picture rn, heres some progress bc im liking some parts of it so far, it wasnt supposed to be serious from the start but i got carried away...when ill finish it though it probably wont look much different

#venture bros #Hatred is crying hes just like me fr #I cry at social events and in public whenever i have a meltdown its annoying #Al is lying on the ground he probably tripped over dermott #Gary is looking at the guitar like it upsetts him by simply excisting #Jefferson gonna be there too #Dont invite me to your party if it dont look like this #This reminds me of my family gatherings #I messed up with billys arms and molotov's eyepatch but this way the sillouette reads better

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torchickentacos · 18 days

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As soon as I turn this stupid-ass assignment in, I'm going to see if I can track the route rivals traveled through in the anime. For no real reason other than 'I feel like doing something stupid and inconsequential for three hours to unwind' and 'idk maybe I'll find something interesting' tbh

#nobody hold me to this by the way. i'm probably going to give up fifteen minutes in because rivals just kinda show up wherever they want #i know i can probably figure out drew's. paul? probably not. zoey PERHAPS. harley no. solidad no. gary PERHAPS #part of this means figuring out where the fuck places like fennel valley are but that's a problem for later

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extremelyputridfishbreath · 6 months

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so like. im not gonna beat around the bush- ARE WE NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT THIS. ARE WE??

*SLAMS THIS ON THE TABLE*

I AM CONVINCED THIS MAN DOES NOT KNOW WHAT HE'S DOING! THINK ABOUT IT:

The hover discs Aunt Arctic mentions automatically despawn after you use them to place the detectors/transmitters in both episodes they appear in. With the knowledge that Gary does not test his inventions often, to the point where Aunt Arctic feels the need to warn you...is that intentional feature(keep in mind you use them to access higher up areas like the ceiling of the Sea Caves)...or a bug because he did not test them? Keep in mind the discs disappear near-immediately once you're done placing objects, so you CAN end up free-falling to the ground afterwards from several feet above in the air.

Knowing this, what else is this man hiding? Sure, we know that the Auto-Warbler 3000 works...but is that because this is an invention he personally tested, or in spite of being untested? Did the Jet Tube's avoidance systems have glitches because of an unforeseen bug Gary happened to run into...or is this something he made, gave to Rookie and didn't test for whatever reason?

Keeping this tidbit in mind, is Gary knocking down Herbert's defenses because he is SO smart, or did he just get lucky? Is he better at programming than making inventions? Or does he actually test his coding skills more than his inventions? If so, why?

IF this 'brilliant penguin' was intended to be Gary (which I'm fairly certain it is but hey, CPI closed down before it's time so who knows for sure?)

Is the reason the Party Sub ended up sitting in the Sea Caves related to his tendency to not regularly test his inventions? Or was it simply because it broke while he was testing it?

Because he does not test things as rigorously as his Club Penguin counterpart (who, as we know makes up to 3000 versions of his inventions before they are considered done, and asides from some examples like Mascbot's being used at their 'near-perfect' 2999th iteration or prototypes like the Electromagnet 1000 are rarely used until then)... does Club Penguin Island Gary name his inventions with the '3000' at the end because they have been tested, or for aesthetic reasons?

#club penguin island #club penguin #gary the gadget guy #as an aside: im thinking of cpi more since i picked it back up and played through most of the adventures again #considering changing gin to an /amur/ leopard for cpi because it feels like a change that would've been made tbh #although sonata would still be an arctic fox...just drawn with a summer coat instead. i dont think id change penelope into a different #owl though...maybe? idk depends if i see any compelling swaps for her cpi counterpart #real talk i cannot believe people were dragging gary prime (as in original game gary) for the test sled when it's informed consent that #you're using a prototype when this motherfucker (affectionate) IS LETTING YOU RUN AROUND WITH INVENTIONS OF DUBIOUS QUALITY #i say this as someone with adhd when i say this man has adhd <3 working on so many projects and so many dont get finished #although tbf to ME <3 at least ive been chipping away at my lore documents lately. i mean i still struggle but yk #and yk be slacking off writing down stuff so i dont forgor isnt like. me handing out inventions that probably arent safe like candy <3 #i could be writing down important stuff right now :') oh well * points and laugh at cpi!gary * THIS MAN IS A POSER

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boxofthings · 1 year

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GhostRoach & Ghostroachsoap brainrotters understand the pain of going through their respective ao3 tags and getting excited to see a new fic only to find out it's another "Roach was a past lover who died tragically" trope fic :')

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player1064 · 1 month

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jan 2019 pleak 🙏

WIP asks but it's just the various sections of my happy (???) beville (/angsty carraville) WIP

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January, 2019.

“Ugh, Carragher invited me to his birthday party.”

David looks up at Gary over his glasses, does a pretend gasp. “Your friend invited you to a party? Someone call the fuckin’ press, this sounds like the start of a national crisis.”

“Oh shush, you. D'you think I actually 'ave to go?"

"He's turning forty, ain't he? That's a big'un."

Gary hates parties. He hates Liverpool. He hates parties in Liverpool, or he will once he's actually attended one.

He remembers the Carragher convoy at international tournaments, knows they'll be out 'til the early hours of the next morning, which means that he'll have to be out 'til the early hours because he's never in his life left a party early and he's not about to start now. Which means that he won't be able to drive home at the end, which means that he'll have to stay in Liverpool overnight, and this is sounding worse and worse by the second.

"Don't suppose you fancy comin' along too?" he asks David, because why should he have to suffer alone?

David, because he is much more of a miserable bastard than people give him credit for, hums and says "can't, I'll be in London."

"I've not told you when it is yet, you twat."

"Whenever it is, I guarantee there will be very urgent business I need to attend to. In London."

"You're not very nice."

"Oi! I am delightful."

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Just close friends and family, Jamie had said.

Gary's yet to see anyone at this fucking party that's not related to Jamie somehow. He's not sure what Jamie would qualify as a 'close friend', but it can't be too tight a group if he counts Gary among them. He'd been expecting to see Stevie, at least. Jamie's an antisocial prick who tends to rub people the wrong way but Stevie's managed to stick it out all these years, and Glasgow's not that far away.

But two hours in and there's nobody else from football there.

He'd chatted to Jamie's dad for a while, reminisced about Big Nev - a unifying power if ever there was one. Gary's not sure he's ever met someone that knew his father who hadn't loved him. He's caught up with Nicola, entertained Jamie's kids - or tried to, as much as you can with two spoilt unimpressed teenagers.

He's starting to run out of ways to pass the time, and the party's still going strong.

There's not been much opportunity to speak to Jamie, not properly. Not that he's got much to say - he'd seen him at work just a couple of days ago, and they text pretty much every day anyway. And it's not like he's brought him a present, or even a card, so he doesn't actually have a reason to pull him away from his friends.

The more he drinks, the harder it gets to parse the Scouse screeches of the other guests into recognisable words, so he grabs a can of coke and goes to hide in the bathroom for a bit, decompress.

He's checking his emails - because it's midnight on a Saturday, why wouldn't he be checking his emails? - when the door swings open, startling him. Jamie stumbles in, flushed from drinking, and when his eyes land on Gary his whole face splits into a grin.

"Gaz!" he cheers, much too loud for such a confined space. "Was wonderin' where you'd got to, I'd been startin' to think you'd flaked out on me."

Gary shrugs. "Never, Carra, you know me. Just needed a time out."

"Ah," Jamie says, nodding sagely. "Were you getting' all - " he waves his hands around his head, as if that's explanation enough. "Wassit called, again? Senses… sensory overload, innit?"

"You been talkin' to Becks?" Gary asks suspiciously, because he's the only person he can think of that uses all those weird therapy words in casual conversation. Always, at big parties, squeezing Gary's hand and saying I know it's loud, Gaz, I know it's too much. Just keep your focus on me.

"Why the fuck would I wanna talk to 'im," Jamie scoffs, and Gary feels his heart rate pick up.

Just keep your focus on me.

He thinks… he thinks there must be something wrong with him, he must've had more to drink than he thought, because -

Because he's looking at Jamie, and he finds he doesn't want to think about Becks at all. He almost wishes - and it's crazy, there has to be something wrong with him - he almost wishes there was no Becks to think about.

Jamie's looking back at him with those piercing grey eyes, and Gary's clenches his hands at his sides before they go and do something stupid like reach out to him.

He clears his throat. "Enjoyin' your party?"

The scowl fades from Jamie's face into something softer. "Yeah," he says, nodding vigorously, "it's sound."

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It's still dark when David is woken by Gary bustling around the bedroom, but it's the middle of winter and they have blackout blinds so really it could be any time at all. He grabs his phone to glance at the time - it's not quite 6am yet, much too early for him to be waking up. Much too late for Gary to be coming to bed.

Gary comes over and pats his hair clumsily, says "sorry, Becks, din't mean to wake you. I'll go to spare room."

David's eyes are too heavy to roll them at Gary, but he huffs an exasperated sigh and wordlessly lifts up the covers for Gary to climb in next to him.

Gary climbs into bed fully clothed and immediately snuggles up to David, the way he'd never admit to liking when he's sober. He bunches his hands in the fabric of David's t-shirt and rests his head on his chest, his breath smelling like sweet wine.

"Thought you were staying over in Liverpool?" David mumbles into Gary's hair.

"Called a cab," Gary replies vaguely. "Was missin' you."

"'s only been a few hours, weirdo."

Gary whines unhappily, so he adds "I missed you too. Will you let me get back to sleep now?"

#gary experiencing any sort of feeling for anyone other than becks: i think there's something wrong with me. better go home!#beville #carraville #wip asks #im always out here in the trenches pushing the 'gary is autistic' agenda #also didnt know how to work it in there but jamie here knows what sensory overload is because he has been reading up on it.#so that he can understand gary. he probably googled 'why does my bestie get stressed at loud noises sometimes' and went from there

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mrsgaryrennell · 5 months

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#NO ONE TOUCH ME IM EMOTIONAL #my poor golden gorilla my god he deserves the world #I’m probably biased but Gary is one of THE best written characters in all Litg seasons #I’ll debate anyone on this 😭😭😭😭#I’m gonna miss playing this game #litg #litg s2 #litg Gary #love island game

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fixfoxnox · 1 year

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Ghost: Did you learn that in highschool?

Soap: Yeah?

Ghost: Interesting

Roach: Ghost didn't you go to school?

Ghost: No, I was busy

#this probably makes no sense to anyone but me #thoughts with luke #also inspired from a part in the mentalist #so #gary roach sanderson #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #call of duty

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cat-attack1701 · 6 months

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Got Gary vibes from an image I saw on @picsthatmakeyougohmm ref under the cut

#ik it's probably just some lady with an earbud in but #it looks like an eye #and the white reflection gave me gary vibes #gary loves you #he's a normal human being just like you and me #my art #memes #faith the unholy trinity #gary miller #father garcia #cat-attack1701

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transfagfemme · 8 months

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butch4femme + t4t .. BTW!!!

#me in every situation: how do I make this about butchfemme transfags #I would say bi4bi but im pretty sure PB is lesbian coded (not canon but smthing like 'not into boys' on her storyboard??)#therefore gumball is probably gay #btw im NOT calling his ass GARY 😭😭😭💀#gumlee #adventure time #🐈

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average-hyperfixator · 3 days

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I'm just thinking about the time I was explaining Gary lore to a friend of mine, and ofc I was mentioning his birth, and for that I need to bring up the second death ritual, and for that I need to bring up the infant sacrifices, and when she was like "where do the babies go?!?!" I was just "idk" and then the following interaction happened;

*me quoting the game*

"After several days of sacrifices, something happened"

"😦"

"a tiny hand reached out"

"😲"

"we pulled out a baby, it looked like a regular human, just like you and me. We named it Gary"

"GARY ATE THE BABIES?!!?! 😰😨"

cue several minute long laughter from me and then a moment of "wait that might be right" followed by more laughter

everyone needs a friend not in their fandom to hear wild theories from

#faith #faith game #faith the unholy trinity #unhinged post #gary miller #how do i even tag this #interaction #insane friend/pos #this will stick with me for the rest of my life probably #she's one of my besties she's great #please someone notice this im begging this is one of the funniest things to ever happen to me

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