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poonamranius · 2 years

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Pashu Palak Credit Card Yojana : गाय-भैंस की खरीद पर किसानों को सरकार देगी 40 हजार से 60 हजार रुपये

Pashu Palak Credit Card Yojana गाय-भैंस की खरीद पर किसानों को सरकार देगी 40 हजार से 60 हजार रुपये : हरियाणा ( Haryana ) सरकार द्वारा राज्य के किसानों ( Farmer ) की आय दोगुनी करने के लिए कई कदम उठाए जा रहे हैं। इसी क्रम में राज्य के पशुपालन एवं कृषि मंत्री श्री जेपी दलाल पशु पालक क्रेडिट कार्ड योजना ( Pashu Kisan Credit Card Yojana ) की शुरुआत की गई है। इस योजना के तहत सरकार द्वारा राज्य के सभी…

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cairafea · 4 months

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got caught up with the hnk countdown twitter account today and the panel where bortz tells dia that they don't care about fighting and like raising jellyfish better is still the funniest panel of the manga

#this is like the equivalent of a midwestern farmer looking up and seeing a ufo #it's been centuries/millenia do you think bortz just forgot what a sunspot looked like at some point #the panel in question is from @HousekiCount's Jan 11 2024 (79 days since hiatus) post btw #hnk fans how's the drought going for yall #bortz got therapy and stopped to touch grass while dia went to space and was idolised into an even more severe inferiority complex #in a less dire post-moon universe bortz would’ve left dia’s manic battle speech on read or replied with a 👍#bortz @ the jellyfish: fucking superb you funky little guys #do you think they marvel at how squishy the jellyfish are because their old routine was just fighting and sleeping #im so obsessed with bortz's short hair. i cannot emphasise it enough i find it so hdlahdsllsks #this was inspired by meme nova's entrance in terminalmontage's 'something about kirby super star animated' video #imagine the music slowly getting louder as the sunspot gets closer.#bortz #houseki no kuni bortz #hnk bortz #houseki no kuni #hnk #hnk fanart #land of the lustrous #lotl #lotl fanart #hnk spoilers #my art #fanart #art #doodle #comic #dont repost or you're getting thrown in the pool as jellyfish chow

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fishyfarms · 7 months

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August likes to paint nails to destress. Luckily for her, Harvey actually enjoys getting his nails painted. A win win scenario!

#stardew valley #sdv harvey #sdv farmer #sdv fanart #sdv oc #harvey sdv #sdv #smaller post than usual #been busy!!!!#but I’ve got stuff cooking in the back dw #also I like to think that Jas and Vincent are ECSTATIC during their checkups when they see Harvey’s nails #Jas: YOU PAINTED YOUR NAILS LIKE MINE?#Vincent would ask Harvey to paint his nails #and (after checking with Jodi ofc)#he’d call August and be like hey you have a new client #she can’t do funky designs or anything special but #it makes her happy #and Harvey looks GOOD with them #anyways I’m rambling my bad

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ryllen · 1 year

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FINALLY, the closure to my stardew life !

#sdv #stardew valley #sdv alex #sdv farmer #stardew alex #stardew farmer #stardew valley alex #stardew valley farmer #fanart #when u contemplates whether to finally finish the game while knowing very well that u have no reason to play anymore after u . u #i don't even think i want to play pass the day anymore #just so i can stuck on the day of completion and rewatch the fun funky credits again and again #is there really no option to rewatch it again?#or if we go to the summit the next passing day we can watch the credits again?#maybe not #:(#thank you everyone who has been hanging around during my stardew journey here #how many years did you take to reach 100% completion?#i really took it easy 85% of my gameplay and finally start to increase money production at the end for the golden clock #there are a lot of empty space at my farm; mostly bcs i want to let grass grow for the farm animals #but now that i have 3 barns and 2 coops i gave up on feeding them naturally and buy a lot of hay from marnie for security #7 years = 300 hours or more :')

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girlscience · 1 month

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I know everybody likes to give characters the same 10 songs on their character playlists, but I think the most egregious issue with this is that no one gives them any country songs. I am handing them out to characters like candy. You get a country song, you get a country song, you get a country song.

#this has nothing to do with the fact I think cowboys and farmers are sexy I SWEAR #it has a lot more to do with the fact I grew up around country music and rural farmers and rednecks #I JUST THINK superman should listen to a lot more country music than other people do #same with will graham. sorry you think he was listening to npr while fixing motor boats??? wrong #and I gaurantee there are transformers who would listen to it. fight me on this #every once in a while I will see johnny cash but I want to see toby keith on a playlist #or chris stapleton or the cadillac three or tim mcgraw SOMETHING fucking keith urban #get funky with it put reba on there. some dolly parton #do you know how many country songs are about murder??? you could make it work for will sooo easy #personally I enjoy the idea of clark listening to tan lines by tanner adell and bruce having a whole moment #I think will should listen to cowboy casanova and have a RealizationTM about hannibal #come on you guys. it would WORK #AND STAR WARS COME ON you can't convince me the outer rim isn't the wild west #make luke and anakin listen to save a horse just once please i'm begging i need it for my health

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mythicalyeticat · 2 months

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Does anyone else play stardew valley while listening to music from the 40’s-90’s or is it just me?

#idk it just feels right #like I’m on this little farm listening to funky music #stardew valley #stardew farmer #stardew valley update #Yeticat rambles

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sketchedspiders · 5 months

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Finally made a new ref for my farmer Rose:) it’s been a bit since I’ve drawn her and she’s definitely grown over the years

I might try to draw her some more…I really enjoy her design and character a lot more now. plus I have some other SDV ocs I need to draw out as well

#these refs took HOURS and i might’ve crunched it in the end but it’s currently 1:56am as i’m typing this and i could careless #also goth farmer supremacy #stardew valley oc #stardew valley #sdv #stardew valley farmer #sdv oc #sdv farmer #sdv fanart #might make a playlist for her #my art #also shout out to seanie dew i binge watched his videos while making this and it was joyous #ALSO also she’s pretty muscular which is why her arm is pretty buff.#her arm does look funky but trust #sketched spiders oc

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sscrambledmeggss · 1 year

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A girls worst nightmare (all her comfort media is upsetting/stressful)

#like I am not having a funky fresh time atm #and my comfort media is like #glee- which as much as I love it there are so many things that stress me out LOL #acitw which is unfinished 😟#the raven cycle which makes me feel psychically ill when I think about it sometimes because I like it that much or something #(<- i think it’s the pain of not being able to read it for the first time again LOL)#and then fruits basket #which also makes me feel ill if I think about it #and also when I think of scenes I will cry #like I was on tiktok and I saw a Kyo quote aand I genuinely sobbed #like girl #i was already having (as a dog would say) a rough day and then I saw that and it was my last straw 🧌(as a farmer would say)#there’s also Anastasia the musical but that also makes me sick with nostalgia #and hunter x hunter which makes me so sick for 2019 #most musicals I found comfort in I can’t listen to because of when I found them #like I will break it down (not on the dance floor but mentally)#dead poets society is self explanatory #the labyrinth also makes me sad LMAO #like everything I find comfort in makes me sad and it’s upsetting me #like I just want to grab onto something I love and not sob about it but also I do want to sob about it #hope this helps #meg’s incoherent thoughts #this was so ramble-ly but I guess the tag is meg’s incoherent thoughts for a reason

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autismcupcake · 2 years

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Needed a distraction from pain so I played some Stardew and now I'm thinking about Cecil so have a drawing of it from a few days ago

[ID: a drawing of Cecil Woods, a person with light skin with freckles across its face, dark brown hair and dark blue eyes. It is wearing a white shirt with puffy sleeves under a dark pink floor length pinafore. Its hair is in a high ponytail held together with a scrunchie the same color as the pinafore. Its hands are behind its back and it is smiling. End ID]

Another part of my drawing OCs in their favorite Looks series

#cecil is very chef's kiss I care it #I just think it's neat <3 #funky little farmer #I probably should've come up with a different position for its arms but. I didn't wanna draw hands.#oc tag #cecil woods #tommy art

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festive · 2 years

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anyways, kita is still the love of my life

#love that funky lil farmer #love him #viva.txt

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wow-an-unfunny-joke · 2 months

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WAIG DIES THE DWARF KNOW WHAG THE SKELETON KEG IS????

I’ve been tryna figure it out ever since I found the key (no you dare suggest the wiki) and I haven’t even TRIED to speak to them!

#I think they’re the dwarf????#idk the funky lil dude who talks funny in the mines #stardew valley #stardew farmer #stardew dwarf

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dewphox · 1 year

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Hehe this is Dorothea UU I don’t have time to get into details just yet or do actual artwork instead of doodles but I had to get her out of my system.

The short story is she’s an ex rhythmic acrobat and varieté theater performer, who after an accident went to stardew valley with her grandmother to recover and escape the media. For the first years she’s rocking crutches or a cane and maybe a cast where all of the villagers will sign and draw on hoho.

Also her grandmother is the younger sister of the granpa and the actual ‘‘farmer’‘ that inherited the farm. But Dorothea would be my player character it’s just to spice the canon up a bit. Her grandmothers name is Elfriede, Elfie for short and she’d be the sort of lady you could find in the golden girls or a jessica fletcher from murder she wrote. If you know you know <3 She’s also the owner of the Varieté Dorothea performed in! When they moved to pelican town she only left a letter proclaiming her successor but they didn’t tell anyone where they went.

Dorothea is also an insect girly and likes butterflies perhaps a bit too much UU She has a pet snail (unnamed for now) and their dog is of the species Leonberger and called Joseph (a healthy dose of Heidi references are included :> you’ll know why later when i can draw her more hehe)

Their Farm is canonically an Alp and they specialize in goats, sheep, flowers and honey. I don’t know a ship yet, but just for the goth x girly girl aesthetic she’ll have some kind of relationship one way or the other with sebastian, even if it’s just unlikely friends, or something haha. She’s also albinistic! At first i just wanted to give her white hair just because, but when Alex dropped the line ‘‘you should go out into the sun more, otherwise you’ll get pale’‘ it would be just too funny if she is. I already have a few designs where i included funky sunglasses or sunhats and i’ll propably make some cute parasols too.

She’s very girly pop but more frugal and capable than most people would think at first glance. All her clothes are secondhand or upcycled she doesn’t buy or care for brands. She also doesn’t care if her clothes get dirty because she ‘‘only has nice clothes’‘ and if all her clothes are nice then all her clothes hold the same value to her and as such can be used as work clothes all the same.

She also has a mischievious streak and often plays into it when people don’t take her seriously, very ‘‘be smart, play dumb’‘.

As I said I don’t have too much time at the moment but I still already love her very much and am excited to get more in depth UU

#stardew valley #stardew valley oc #sdv #sdv oc #sdv farmer #stardew valley farmer #art #sdv sebastian #sdv abigail

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dollishsims · 3 months

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Funky Fresh Farmers Market is available on my Patreon now! :)

Funky Fresh Farmers Market | Patreon

#sims 4 custom content #sims4cc #sims 4 #sims 4 cc #simblr #sims 4 simblr #sims 4 build #the sims 4 custom content #sims 4 growing together #the sims 4 growing together #sims 4 kids cc #sims 4 toddler cc #sims 4 build cc #ts4 cc

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shuttershocky · 4 months

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what do you think of shu, new sui kid on the block? i like her design. the colors are very tasty looking :)

Shu's design is my favorite among the Sui siblings so far, very impressive given how much Ling was made to appeal to my personal tastes.

It's the Roberta in her eyes (same artist). Can't help but be charmed.

I also love that her whole theme is agriculture. All the Sui embody an artform. Nian does metalwork, Dusk does painting, Ling does poetry, and Chongyue does martial arts, but Shu's art is agriculture. Not to embody an Asian stereotype here but I love the respect towards rice farmers.

Now as for her skillset, Shu is a Guardian Defender, a bold choice when Saria has so thoroughly dominated the Guardian class (or just ground support units in general) that the last 6 star Guardian, Blemishine, steered clear of Saria and played a funky DPS/Sleep/Defensive Recovery support role just to be able to see play.

Shu on the other hand, returns to focusing on heals and support utility, meaning she'll actually be encroaching on Saria's turf. Let's look at her skillset.

So from her first talent, we see that Shu goes all in on utility, compared to Saria talent 1 bulking herself up with +ATK and +DEF stacks, or Maria's talent 1 letting her attack sleeping enemies. The "rice fields" give HP regen instead of heals (which means it heals unhealable units like Musha or Juggernauts) which greatly extends her versatility, and granting shelter to allies hiding in her sowed times is a nice bonus, but what I really value about the talent is that she sows the 4 tiles around a healed ally as well, meaning you can get great coverage on a map.

Her Talent 2 is kind of a meme. The Max HP and ASPD effects are really easy to get which is great, but the SP and ATK buff applied when four of Shu, Nian, Chongyue, Dusk, and Ling are all in the team is kind of a meme imo. That's 4/12 slots taken for a meh attack buff and a 0.25 SP/s increase, which is lower than the +0.3/s provided by Ptilopsis (although Shu's appears to work on all SP recovery types which is nice). The Sui siblings don't really have all that much synergy with each other (in fact Ling would rather fly solo to have as many deployment slots for her summons as possible) so trying to force the Sui buff by having 4 deployed seems to me like you will just be griefing yourself half the time on harder stages.

Now for her skills

S1 looks to be the exact same thing as Saria's and default Nearl's. I think Saria's S1 will remain the most valuable version of this since Saria stacks both ATK and DEF on herself over time and this S1 is mostly used to make a Guardian act as a tank. Shu's regen and shelter from ricefield tiles would have to be crazy high for me to consider her S1 when I already got both Saria and Nearl on S1M3.

Shu's S2 is interesting, it's basically an upgraded version of regular Nearl's S2 (which no one uses). I need to see the numbers on the boost to Talent 1 to properly judge this skill, but for now this could potentially open up new strategic options (due to being a ground unit-based shelter buff). It's manually activated and heals two at a time which can be a pain in the ass vs just using Saria's S2, but I'm looking forward to seeing how much it buffs her sow tiles.

And now for Skill 3.

Welcome to the rice fields motherfucker, you aren't allowed to leave. The bonus ATK and ASPD for allies inside her range is a buff no other Guardian can provide, but the really cool bit is teleporting enemies who have stepped on a Sow tile back into it if they end up walking too far.

I'm going to be honest, I have no idea if that is insanely broken for crowd control or if it's just a big meme, as you need to heal allies to plant sow tiles (so you can't plant ahead of your units to make an unescapable trap without using an Operator to create the Sow tiles). It is weird and creative and a very different take on Saria's S3 also being AOE crowd control and heals though, so I like it and can't wait to experiment with it.

#arknights

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kcrossvine-art · 1 year

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Heya folks n friends! Today on our LotR cooking series, we're going to be making something inspired by Mrs. Maggot, wife of Farmer Maggot. Originally we were going to do a cream of mushroom soup, but the idea of adding meat as a cheeky lil joke on their last names was too good to pass up. In my mind meat goes better with thin soups than creamy ones.

And thus Mrs. Maggots Meat 'N Mush Stew was born.

(As always you can find the cooking instructions and full ingredient list under the break-)

MY NAMES CROSS NOW LETS COOK LIKE ANIMALS

SO, “what goes in to Mrs. Maggots Meat 'N Mush Stew?” YOU MIGHT ASKFor the stew portion itself we're going to be using a hearty base, aiming for a layering of flavors. If you feel comfortable making a roux, feel free to do so, but I did not due to energy levels and thus the flour in this recipe is only used for searing the meat before its added to the pot.

Cubed beef

Flour

Peanut oil

Beef stock

Dried porcini mushrooms

Carrots, chopped

Onion, diced

Garlic, crushed

Scallion, chopped

Bay leaf

Salt and pepper

Ground red pepper

Cumin

Zatarins gumbo file

For the other mushrooms, were going to cook them separate and throw them in at the end (but they'll have friends to keep them company!!).

Cremini mushrooms, sliced

Half an onion

Carrots

Garlic

Salt and pepper

Thyme

Olive oil

This took about 4 hours in total. If you have a slow cooker itd probably be easier to use that, but as is isn't too bad either. I mostly worked on commission stuff in the kitchen in-between stirring. "The best food is the one you don't have to make, the second best food is the one you don't have to think while making."

AND, “what does Mrs. Maggots Meat 'N Mush Stew taste like?” YOU MIGHT ASK

HOT HOT HOT

Tastes like walking from the cold into the cramped but cozy bar your friend works at

Meat was so tender and juicy, melts in your mouth. Makes you cry

It wanst actually carmelization but the onions had a hint of tasting caramelized

Mushrooms- a strong umami flavor with a bit of smokeyness

Once you get that Perfect level of gumbo file, it just makes every other element stick out more

Like an energy booster for the ingredients

A spotlight on the bay leaf, and oils, and spices

. If you don't want to use beef, feel free to use vegetable stock instead and replace the cubes with strips of king oyster mushrooms. Exclude the flour but still cook them in the pan. . this isnt officially part of the recipe since im not sure itd be 'on theme', but feel free to start your rice cooker around the 3 hour mark so you can have some hot rice ready for serving as filler.

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When I was looking through food and food mentions in LotR, Mrs.Maggot just stook out to me. 'Queen amongst farmers wives' is both really sweet and a fuckin killer description. What a legend. I wanted to do something based on her and our two options were either beer, bacon or raw mushrooms. Beer while very appealing is also not something you can whip up in a day, while raw mushrooms have a chance of killing my beloved readers. I don't want to talk about me and bacons sordid past.

And so as praise to this funky farmer women, may you add this stew to your collection of potpie, lasagna, and roast recipes.

Did i mention i started my first grease fire when making this? Yeah. Don't cover any empty greased pan even if your intent is to keep water from splashing into it.

Anyway, this recipe is a solid 10/10 (with 1 being food that makes one physically sick and 10 being food that gives one a lust for life again.) The partner has already made me pledge to cook it again hehehe

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Ingredients:

2 lbs cubed beef

A little bit of flour to 'tumble' the meat in, in a bowl

Peanut oil to sear the beef, as needed

3 kilograms beef stock

28g dried porcini mushrooms

4 carrots, chopped

1 white onion, diced

4 cloves garlic, crushed

1 scallion branch, chopped

Salt and pepper to taste

Ground red pepper to taste

Cumin to taste

3 bay leafs

A pinch of Zatarins gumbo file

Ingredients… . . TWO:

1 lb cremini mushrooms

Half of a white onion, diced

1 carrot, chopped

2 cloves garlic, crushed

Salt, pepper, and thyme to taste

Olive oil as needed to pan-fry

Method:

Put the porcini mushrooms into a bowl, add enough warm water to cover. Give them roughly 20 minutes, or until softened and the waters turned color.

Cut the carrots, onion, and garlic.

Get a large pot with a lid, pour in your stock (or water and bouillon cubes). Pour in the porcinis and the mushroom water. Turn the burner to medium-high.

Add your bay leaves, carrots, onion, and garlic to the pot. Add extra salt if you'd like.

Tenderize and cut your beef into roughly 1 inch cubes.

In a small bowl, pour a handful of flour along with pepper, cumin, and ground red pepper. Mix until combined.

Lightly toss each cube of beef in the mixture, get a little coverage on each side.

Heat a frying pan to medium heat and add peanut oil. If using an electric stovetop it will take time to heat up.

Add some of your beef cubes to the pan, don't overcrowd it. Flip to check sides are a light brown with dark brown edges, its good for some pink/red to poke through.

Add beef cubes to the pot when done, careful of splashing.

Keep doing this in batches until all beef cubes are added.

Once the pot has reached a simmer, turn the heat down a few notches and cover.

Set a timer for 4 hours. Taste test every so often. Aim to stir the pot every 10-15 minutes.

(You can do steps 14-21 immediately or optionally wait a bit)

Rinse and dry your cremini mushrooms.

Slice them vertically. Cut the carrots, onion, and garlic.

In a frying pan on medium-low heat, add olive oil, carrots, and onion. Keep the vegetables moving! When they start to change texture, add your cremini mushrooms.

Bring the pan up to medium heat.

Once your mushrooms have cooked off the liquid inside, theyll start turning a deeper brown. Add the garlic. Keep! the! vegetables! Moving!

If the pan gets overcrowded, take some out and set it aside in a bowl. Smaller batches.

This process took roughly 15 minutes, but youll know its done once everything has a nice sear on it and the garlic is brown but not burnt. Add salt, pepper, and thyme to taste.

Set everything aside in a bowl.

Once the 4 hours are up the meat should be cooked all the way through and tender enough to pull apart. Strain the bay leaves out. Cut and add scallions. Add the bowl with cremini mushrooms.

Add a pinch of gumbo file to start, stir and taste test.

#cross cooks lotr #food recipe #j.r.r. tolkien #soup recipes

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levia-san · 1 year

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Farmer Qi x Crow Jiu AU One day I told the server the story of how I once threw away 100 yr old ginseng on accident and then someone mentioned a crow eating it and ascending This lead to this funky AU about a lone Farmer Qi getting pursued by a crow he'd frequently feed on his way to the fields

Bonus: Somewhere, some poor QCP disciple (not me) is getting chewed out

Bonus Bonus: slapped some colours on the "cover", but not sure how much i liked it still i think its fun

#qijiu #svsss #mxtx #yue qingyuan #shen jiu #sometimes i wonder how many timse i mistyped svsss by adding too many S and didnt notice #but i noticed this tiem so #ehehe #anyway #this AU is so fun as it adds another bird to the qijiu collection #watch me next time whip out #idk #owl qige or smth #we already talked about emu jiu and ostrich qi so....

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