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biblethumpersims · 1 year
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Jeff got married in a wedding that was 90% Candace barking at everyone to pose for her camera and 10% actual ceremony.
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biblethumpersims · 1 year
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from the Simstablr of Candace Mills (@.godspiousprincess) 
PRAISE THE WATCHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The day EVERY mommy dreams of has ARRIVED: my SUPER PRECIOUS first born son, strong & handsome Jeffy, is ENGAGED!!!!!!!!!!! We are SOOOOOO excited as Jeff enters this new season of life!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The GODLY bride is MISS FAITH CRANDALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Faith, I am SOOOOO EXCITED to welcome you to the Mills family, and SOOO EXCITED to welcome you as a SWEET AND PURE daughter-in-love!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
As an EXTRA CELEBRATION, you can get 7% off my Robbie’s BESTSELLER, The Watcher Is Watching, with PROMO CODE “MRANDMRSJEFFMILLS”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ACT FAST, because this sale WILL NOT LAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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biblethumpersims · 1 year
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Jeff asks Faith Crandall’s father for permission to date his daughter. Jeff and Faith start courting.
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biblethumpersims · 1 year
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“Jeffy! Your father and I want to talk to you. You’re 16 now, so it’s time to start looking for a wife. Don’t forget: marry early, breed early, breed often!”
“Actually, there is this one girl at church-”
“Perfect! Ask her father for permission to court her, and let God handle the rest.”
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biblethumpersims · 1 year
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It’s January. I won’t make a million Christfest posts. Everyone had a jolly good time worshipping Jesus and snorting eggnog.
Birthdays were:
- Jill Eaten: Teenager. Received the Restaurateur aspiration.
- Jeff Mills: Teenager. Received the Fabulously Wealthy aspiration.
- Sapphire Flanagan: Toddler. Received the Difficult Temperament trait. 
- Ash Eaten: Toddler. Received the Talkative trait.
- Hunter & Holly Eaten: Born.
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biblethumpersims · 2 years
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Later that day, Candace welcomes her firstborn son. The homebirth was extremely painful, but the video she’ll make about the birth will insist that it was a total breeze because the only nurse she needs, jEsUs, was there. The screaming dollar sign baby is named Jeff Graham Mills.
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biblethumpersims · 2 years
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from the Simstablr of Candice Mills
Happy BIRTHDAY, my manly Jeffy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It’s soooo great to have the total honor of molding you into the PERFECT man of God you were created to be!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MAMAS!! Your nurturing guidance is suuuper IMPORTANT, but your little boys NEED their father’s masculine influence!!!!!!!!!!! If I was a SINFUL single mother, little Jeff would NEVER be HALF as CONFIDENT as he is today!!!!!!! Because God BLESSED Jeff with his wonderful, Godly father, he is a STRONG AND PROUD WARRIOR OF GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And WARRIOR doesn’t always mean SERIOUS!!!! Jeff is also a GOOFY boy, full of jokes and laughter!!!!!! They say you catch more flies with HONEY than VINEGAR, so his sweet and cheerful personality will do MIRACLES to bring lost souls home to God!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We love you, Jeffy!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Happy birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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biblethumpersims · 2 years
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“Sul Sul, my fellow #godlymamas! As the proud mother of a boy and a girl toddler, I’m learning soooo much about Godly motherhood! As promised in my last video, Top 7 God-Approved Ways To Raise Godly Christian Children, here’s part two: 7 Surprising Hacks To Put Jesus First In Your Baby’s Life!”
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“As we alll know, life begins at conception, but so does gender! Men and women are formed totally differently in the womb, so of course you must treat your toddlers totally differently over if he or she is a boy or a girl! Hack one: different deserts for different tots! Men aren’t told to keep trim and be attractive, so boys just don’t have to worry about food like ladies do! Now, it’s suuuuper important to keep your little man from gluttony, but a little chocolate once every so often won’t hurt him! But it will totally hurt your little princess! I give my sweet Tay-Tay some yogurt once every few months as a sweet treat - never chocolate, cake, or candy! Baby fat is suuuper hard to manage already, so your little girl needs to learn to watch her tummy as soon as possible! Healthy toddlers become become healthy children, and healthy children become Godly women who put God in charge of her diet!”
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“Never forget - our glorious Watcher looooves music! It’s the one hobby that all two of both genders can have! Women are naturally less talented than men, but my little girl is still a suuuper good xylophonist! This hack has been spoken about a looot, and for super good reasons! Singing about Jesus and God’s glory is a totally perfect hobby for the littles! And as soon as he and she are old enough, we’re adding aaaalllll sorts of Jesus-approved instruments to his and her schooling! And speaking of...”
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“Flash cards! You can act like a secular mother and keep Jesus out of any part of your baby’s education, but that’s soooo not it! A is for the apple that women used to doom humanity! B is for Bethlehem, which is where Jesus was born! C is for Christ, our Lord and Savior! Go on through the whole alphabet, assigning each letter a Godly meaning! You won’t see any ‘Z is for Zebra’ nonsense in our house - that distracts from the Lord!”
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“You might think you ought to potty train your kids the same, but remember my first tip! Men and women are totally different! Boys are naturally wayyyy more independent while women are naturally helpless, so you should finish potty training your boys before your girls! Just take a look at my Godly kids - my oldest, Jeff, was finished potty training wayyyy before Taylor! That’s sooo proof of God’s design!”
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“But the opposite is true for learning to talk! Women just can’t shut up, while men keep it short and simple! Your little girl will gain Communication skill without you even trying, while boys need a liiiiiittle more help! Now, this does not mean women are better talkers! Us girls like to gab and gaaabbbb about things that don’t matter, while every word a man speaks is important! Your little pink angel will learn to talk suuuper quicker, but your little blue angel will be better at using his words effectively!”
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“I’m nooowhere near the talker my wonderful hubby is, but I still use my words to glorify Jesus in our children’s lives! I’m aaaalways telling Taylor that she’s going to be a wife and mommy one day, and it’s obviousssly super important that she trains for it early! Mamas, listen up - letting your little girl pretend to be anything except a wife and mother only opens the door for Satan to infect her with feminism! My little sister snuck away to play with my brother’s firetruck, and now she wears pants! Protect your daughters, and ooonly let her play with gender-appropriate toys!”
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“And my last hack is a surprising one: home birth! Hospitals are infected with working women, and the first thing your baby might ever see is a woman of sin glorifying the Devil! That’s noooo way to introduce your precious baby to God’s Earth, so protect his or her vulnerable eyes from the Devil’s plan by birthing him or her in a Godly home!”
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“That’s all for now! Goodbye, and God bless!”
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biblethumpersims · 2 years
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Jeff Mills ages up...
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...Taylor Madison Mills is born.
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