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Alright kids.
Dad booked a weekend getaway. Pack your bags and get the bus loaded up. We are going to the water park!
Don't forget your swim suits. Bring a toothbrush. Bring your comfort items.
We split the cost with the other agencies in the area, so everyone needs to play nice please!
(let's make today the road trip there. I'm looking for sibling road trip energy. Who's the angsty kid with the headphones in? Who's arguing with who? Who has to pee every 20 minutes? Let's kick off the bungo water park friends!)
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*they pull in to the theme park*
Alright kids
Before anyone is allowed off the bus:
You each take your bags to your rooms.
We are meeting in the hotel restaurant for dinner in an hour.
We rented the whole place out - but please be respectful and don't break anything.
If you can't swim you MUST wear water wings in the pool area - NO EXCEPTIONS
Happy vacation weekend my babies
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Things that aren't considered a tragedy in the ADA:
1. Being an orphan
2. Having a troubled past
3. Coming close to death on multiple occasions
Things that are considered a tragedy in the ADA
1. The market ran out of dino shaped nuggies so I had to buy regular ones
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It's bedtime my loves 🛏️
Time to brush your teeth 🪥
Put your jammies on 👚
Take your medicine 💊
Drink some water 🍶
Go potty 🚽
And get your favorite stuffies 🧸
I'll be by to tuck you all in shortly ❤️
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Dazai is flirting with Chuuya, Atsushi is flirting with Ryuunosuke, Yosano is flirting with Kōyō, Ranpo is flirting with Poe, etc
EVERYONE IS GROUNDED
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Parenting pro tip!
Everything is easier if you're a little tipsy
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I've been thinking of updating my wardrobe to be more modern.
I hear crop tops are in style...
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I'm changing my name and fleeing the country.
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Bedtime reminder:
Have a snack 🥨
Take your medicine 💊
Drink some water 🍶
Brush your teeth 🪥
Forehead kisses and big hugs to all of you babies ❤️
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QUICK - THERES A BABY THIEF AROUND.
ALL MY KIDS NEED TO SIGN THIS AND GET IT BACK TO ME PLEASE.
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WHICH ONE OF YOU DREW A PHALLUS ON MY BACK IN SUNSCREEN WHILE I WAS NAPPING???
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@rashoumons-wearer @panthera-tigristigris
*Fukuzawa sits down at the table with a yellow legal pad and a pen*
Akutagawa, would you mind telling me why Atsushi didn't make it home last night - just...one more time?
There's something I'm confused about.
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Going to take a bath with my toaster. No one need anything for an hour.
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Alright kids. Meet Clementine.
I expect you all to pitch in and help take care of her...
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Family movie night kids!
We are watching all the minions movies!
Get your jammies on and let's build a pillow fort
@fukuzawasrealwife is making snacks
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Good morning my darlings
Let's have a better day today alright?
Be kind to one another
Keep your drugs in a safe spot where unsuspecting father's won't find them
Remember to lie about any unholy things you and a partner may or may not do
And as always - NO GOATS
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