The novel I wrote when I was baked as fuck
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However, I have several reasons for disagreeing with this setniment. Mrrrrp is a rather controversial term that puts cats in a negative connotation, shining them in a light that really shouldn't be shined on to anybody in general imho. Secondly, accordingly to fellow english speakers such as myself, 'Mrrrp' lacks the proper grammatical structure according to mrrpmeowmeowpaws.org, AUGH, and my brain. I made this up. But anyway, yeah. I think mrrp is really offensive to the meow meow paws community, and i'm really not a fan of it being used in general. Sorry. I just had to get my thoughts out into the open. (edited)
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Chapter ¡™¡™∂åß∂∫´˙∫å∫ß∂å. Butt sex with Jeremy.
Today Jeremy had gay butt sex today. H e was on top. I was on the bottom.
Big spoon and little spoon. We were getting it on like the big spoon and the little spoon.
It ws so ufcking intense. Bro.
I little spoon so good. I am subby sissy omega libtard bottom.
I love shit so much
He mows my lawn
I miss you so muc jeremy. I hope you wake up frm the coma soon. I know I heated on my wife for you
But baby I need you back
Your massive 9 foot long schlong caused me extensive organ failure
Becxause jeremy
Baby
Im a whale fucker
I fucked a whale
That's right
Jeremy's a fucking whale
He took his huge ufkcing whale dick and he put it inside
My asshole
God tier fictional insertion, like this
Jeremy what the fuck
How could you do that
He’s fucking
Dead
He
He died
Just like sangoo, from killing stalking
And sans undertale
He took his stupid fucking whale dick
And he died
Im so upset
I cant do this naymore
*jerks off one last time*
*at a*
*singularity*
goodbye jeremy
I loe you
Kill yourself
Abusive bitch
The end
End of book
Daniel
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WHY DO YOU ONLY GET TO READ 3 LETTERS WHA THE FUCK.FUCK YOU
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Jfc where does the day go. I finish writing this fic and then immediately have to shower and leave to make it to my show DAMN ‼️
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THIS FUCKING COMA PATIENT IN THIS EPISODE OF HOUSE THAT DR HOUSE TEMPORARILY WOKE UP BY SHOOTING HIM UP WITH SPEED JUST SAID HE USED TO OWN A FACTORY WITH 200 EMPLOYEES. THE FACTORY MADE luxury boats
fuck you
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IM FUCKING SHaKING Im laughign AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHGGGGGGGGHGHHGGGGGGGG
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free dinner
F;UFCK OFF WHAT IS YOUR FUFKCING PROBLEM WHO SAYs THAT. FUCKY OU
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I WAS SCREAMING AT MY FRIEND TO OPEN THE DOOR IN LETHAL COMPANY AND SHE FUCKING LEFT ME FUCK YOU RAINE FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCKY OU FUCK YOU
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AWWWWWWW(awwwwww)!!!!!!! AWWWWWWWWWWWWW(awwwwww)!! (a)ADORABLE. (SOO)OOOO CUTE!
o.k. yeah,. these fuckin g vr weapons are like broken
NAAGH(NAAGH)!!
* ooouhh ouuuu, *
(wo)WOw. incredible sex.
(i'll)i'll have what I'm having .
thats-- reallu fucki(ou)OUHHHHHH , (mh)MHHHHHH , (euh)EUHHHHHHHH
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Did you do your homework.
FUCKY OU YOU'RE NOT MY DAD
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whwen my internet blacked out halfwwy through lore i literally sdaw White LIke wh y of all times fucky ou internetg!!
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