My mom just said to me "I know why you like that blue eye samurai show" and I PANICKED bc how did she find my mizu whimper audios how am I going to explain myself uhhhh but on the outside I was like "oh? 😇😃" and she said "yeah it's because you like the idea of a woman going incognito in the world, unharassed for her gender"

and let me tell you the instant relief i felt could rival twelve horse tranquilizers

*cough cough* LUFFY *cough*

Belphie records people talking in their sleep 😭

He also has a personal collection of his brothers talking in their sleep

“Nice way to start our journey with no protection “

THEY JUST HAD A WHOLE NUMBER ABOUT HOW YOU WERE PREPPED AN READY SKWISGAAR

Ophelia would have made a better OP villain than Priscilla. At least she had a legitimate reason for being sadistic and thinking everybody was stupid. It was easier for her to shut down her emotions by thinking people's sacrifices for others were just plain idiotic. In order to cope and not have a mental breakdown she embraced the environment she was thrown in instead of pointlessly fighting it. Her dynamic with Teresa would have been a lot more compelling bc she would've had an actual reason for despising her, unlike Priscilla. Priscilla, on the other hand, is an undignified dumb fuck who kills people primarily bc she's just throwing a temper tantrum over Teresa

the cat like "i am going to lay down on the backs of your knees in a way that is so uncomfortable every time and i will not take no for an answer"

what if I'm being paranoid and he does in fact love me as he always did

So much fear, despite clearly having the upper hand over him in the current situation. Bill was tied to a chair, and yet he could get a reaction like this outta them? Good.

This will likely go through edits by the time I get to the final draft but I hope he explodes.

Sleepy guys deserve to wake up with a needy little mouth wrapped around their cock