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deadharvester · 2 years

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Everyone in the realms watching Death pretend hes a soulless, heartless bastard:

#darksiders #darksiders 2 #darksiders death #horseman death #fuckin dumbass #get some therapy #its the mommy issues for me

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hells-greatestdad · 3 months

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// when will I learn that my consequences have actions

WHEN

#ooc #I turn my back FOR ONE SECOND #my cat steals the top bread piece on my sandwich #NOT EVEN THE BOLOGNA #JUST THE BREAD #FUCKIN DUMBASS #also I keep dropping the plate to the fucking floor cuz I'm trying to sit it in my lappppp

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pixiethoughtsfairyfeelings · 11 months

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I want attentionsnsnsnsns

#babygirl #text #attention #fuckin dumbass

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koravelliumavast · 1 year

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Saw a guy wearing a tanktop today. There’s like 3 inches of snow on the ground. It’s 24 degrees out and feels like 10 (-4 and feels like -12 for celcius). WHAT is he trying to prove???

#fuckin dumbass #but that has not left my brain #and it’s not like he was at the gym. no dude was at the library.

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guroshitsugi-archived · 11 months

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thinking about i how really did fumble this cute lesbian who said she had a crush on me when i was in like 4th grade

#i literally like her too like wtf why didnt i just say it back #fuckin dumbass

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lipgoth · 1 year

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just want attention from him 🙄 sick of this

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dogydayz · 2 years

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Doodle i made on an Aggie

#undertale au #underfell #sans #underfell sans #bastard man #fuckin dumbass #my art #doodle #skeleton #skeleton bastard #look at this fucker

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tripthelightfandomtastic · 2 years

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behold

What if he's forgotten how to play the bass? Lol I imagine before the show he asks Danny for a drumstick, "You play the bass remember?" "Uh duh, I just wanna... try something?"

#fuckin dumbass #wild wednesday #gvf #greta van fleet #josh kiszka #jake kiszka #danny wagner #jake gvf #sam kiszka #josh gvf #danny gvf #sam gvf

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dramaphan · 1 year

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Girl help I'm thinking about changing careers

#I'm thinking funeral director or 911 dispatcher #but one of those I have to go back to school for and the other is basically sitting at a desk being stressed out for 12 hours #but like I already spend 12 hours a day stressed out I just don't get to sit down #surely sitting stressed is still better than running around stressed #girl why didn't I just take a business admin course when I left highschool like everyone else #I could be a secretary #but nooo I like medicine and anatomy and hElPiNg PeOpLe #fuckin dumbass #what are you passionate about? emergency services and dying with dignity? loser #why aren't I passionate about invoices a spreadsheets my life would be so much easier

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1-jar-of-stars · 2 years

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I don’t even know what to do with this

#bb24 #big brother #fuckin dumbass

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whatever-local-cryptid · 6 months

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Thought #29 of ?

You know what’s frustrating about marriages where one spouse cheats?

The person who got caught immediately blames their partner: “If you had given me more attention.” Or “I couldn’t control myself.”

That’s bullshit.

It’s called communication, you talk to your partner about what’s bothering you. And control?

. . .

Nah that’s you. Unless you were roofied that’s ALL you. Even under the influence of alcohol all alcohol does is lower your inhibitions not your standards.

Fuckin cunts-

#stupid people #they bring rage #like come on #fuckin dumbass #kiss my ass #sick of your shit #😡

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sashatheowl-thefurryone · 9 months

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Harry Potter is weird to me like not only did a terf write a completely mediocre fantasy series that got overhyped but she also ruined her own career when she could’ve shut the fuck up and not said anything and earnt fat stacks for the rest of her life from insane amounts of royalties

#harry potter #terf #fuckin dumbass

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pixiethoughtsfairyfeelings · 1 year

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You're just like me

#babygirl #text #STUPID AF #let him go #fuckin dumbass

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cryptidowl · 2 months

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