Introduced my friend to Nevermore. While they were reading the maze arc they commented that Lenore has victorian 'tuberculosis physique'. Pale, slim, entangled with death...

Now when I tell you I CACKLED-

percy looking off to the side at annabeth right before he's about to sing the consensus song 'cause he's a twelve-year-old trying to see how the girl he likes is going to react to some dumb shit he's about to do yeah I see you man

"'why does everyone assume it's always about sex' looks at the narrator" Neil says, looking directly into the screen.

Neil really out here calling out the fuckers (cough probably twitter omg who said that-) who just think Astarion is all 'lets fuck ;}' and doesn't even try to have moments outside of that and I'm HERE for it.

NEW PEOPLE DONT KNOW BELLA. BOOM HERES MY GIRL SHE IS 13 YEARS OLD AND HAS NOT A SINGLE BRAINCELL IN HER HEAD. SHE SAYS GOODNIGHT 💖💖

lancer hot take GO

1. CRIMINALLY underrated as a key player in the narrative. so often in fan content, he’s relegated to comic relief when in reality his character arc is the fucking CO-FOCAL POINT of ch1 (alongside susie’s)

but where susie learns that opposition isn’t always the answer, and it can lead to her hurting people she loves, lancer learns that the authority figure in his life isn’t omnipotent and perfect and he can stand up for what he knows is just. he can question the adult in his life he can BE HIS OWN PERSON and he doesn’t have to feel like he’s not good enough. fuck. not personal or anything prommy (lying)

2. i think he should be allowed to KILL. queen will livestream it. shit would be funny as fuck

was doing movie mode of the quarry last night and my friend said she thought dylan was annoying and this was me

GET ME OUTTA HERE ⚠️

OH YEAH ALSO finally watched the FNAF movie with the coolest person on Earth, 11/10 movie, Mike looked ready to curl up into a fetal position on the floor and burst into tears at all moments, he is so me, would watch again

More Pokémon Horizons Episode 25 spoilers under the cut!

As much as I laughed from how this played out like an unintentionally comedic moment---can I mention how much this actually does to separate Amethio from the rest of the Explorers; how he's actually honorable and respects Friede as a rival of sorts?

The rest of the Explorers tend to use underhanded tricks to get what they want (Spinel brainwashing Liko and attempting to wipe her memory, Onyx and Sango trying to overwhelm the others against direct orders whilst causing the destruction of everything else around them), but Amethio has been unique in how he's regarded as 'by the books' (by Friede) and constantly tries to be on equal footing with his opponent- even if it means putting himself at the disadvantage when he has more resources to utilize.

He could've very easily overwhelmed Friede by having both of his mons attack at once (given how Captain Pikachu hadn't arrived yet)---and yet he- doesn't. Which is just so interesting to me as he's meant to have a similar goal as the rest of the Explorers (which is to retrieve the pendant/Terapagos by any means necessary).

So in this case, was it really a matter of defeating Friede so that he could easily confront Liko afterwards,,, or,,,,, was he trying to prove himself somehow? 👀✨✨✨

guys i am licking all of you. affectionately in a social bonding way

I do tend to like the trope of "one or both characters faking or being disingenuous about their role in a relationship but ending up being shaped by it anyway"—and yes "fake dating" and all its variants are included in that! but! that is not the end-all-be-all; the possibilities here are endless. for example:

fake mentor/mentee

fake siblings

fake bodyguard/person they are protecting

fake parent/child

fake prisoner/guard

fake royalty/servant

fake rivals

fake divorced

even just. fake friends please I love fake friends

@summer-solemnly-swears sometimes yeah :/ I’ll imagine or write cute little scenes and shit but eventually again I’m like hmm.. well what if she was going through the horrors again . Anime monologue in the tags as usual

the Ace Attorney subreddit really does suck, huh. i wanna see people talking about AA but every post i see on there is just people making 43854747 posts about how Dual Destinies was bad, how Spirit of Justice was bad, how the new trilogy is just bad, or how Nahyuta is the most boring prosecutor or the worst character ever and i'm tired of it already. but i also don't want to unsub yet KRKF

Going off of first impressions alone the two of them should’ve had absolutely nothing in common, so Pallas had been surprised to find that, despite everything, they shared an inescapable need to be busy at all times. It happens that Agnes, if not given something to do, descends into restless anxiety that manifests itself in increasingly frantic bursts of activity that tend to leak into everything around her. In a seeming effort to cure this she developed several projects (in addition to schoolwork) to all run at once, so that in the event she grows exhausted with one she can immediately pivot onto another and work on that, repeating the process at infinitum. The most notable of these being: tuning into all radio broadcasts sent out by the Society of Endless Dawn every second night so that she could record them for later transcription, a (to Pallas’s constant horror) growing pile of sewing and knitting and clothing-modification experiments, a set of children’s hymns she was dead-set on translating into Spanish despite having never done any translation before and refusing all their offers to help in that area, multiple attempts to make her own perfume using a sampling of essential oils ostensibly “borrowed” from the head archivist, disparate cuttings from the greenhouse placed in old teacups and propagated on a windowsill in the study three floors down, and finally (in what must be a desperate bid to stake her claim on the territory she’s been granted) a growing armada of porcelain or wood-carved or stuffed or velvet woodland creatures decorating every available surface of her room. China rabbits and polish-stained bears, deer with anatomically incorrect painted spots, sparrows and robins and starlings made of blown glass, soft mice with paisley sewn inside their ears, little beast made with realism in mind and little beast that stood on their hind legs and wore quaint old-fashioned frocks. Pallas does not understand the appeal and always feels foolishly threatened whenever they find themself locked in yet another late-night staring contest with a chipmunk in a sailor hat. There’s nothing that destroys dignity quite like it.

do you even understand how she’s everything to me (ft pallas’s judgemental little thoughts because their second priority is achieving success no matter the cost but their FIRST priority is and always will be being a hater)

Suletta: *timidly does something brave*

woke up thinking about the narrative use of astarion & how weird it is that his personal quest doesn't tie into the main narrative At All bc something is wrong with me, etc

ftr, i'm saying all of this as a bigtime astarion fan. love this guy. i keep romancing him and it's begun to feel like a cry for help. And Also, @ larian it's really fucking weird that you made a guy who doesn't tie into the plot at all

i'm putting the rest of this under a readmore. also i'm maintagging this mostly just for being able to find it later, if anybody wants to come @ me then pls know i basically never engage w/ tumblr and you'll probably be disappointed.

best i have for a real justification is that astarion exists in part for players who want to be Evil And Fucked Up. none of the other companions are fully down with using the tadpole powers or trying to take over the cult. and it is genuinely good to have a companion who gives you that option! if players who wanted to explore the fucked up options had complete disapproval from every companion, it would be kinda feelbad and make those options feel less like a real choice you're allowed to make.

why does that matter re: astarion being entirely detached from the main narrative? thank you for asking. it means that "guy who is down for being fucked up and taking over the cult" doesn't come across as secretly being in league with the bad guys the whole time. astarion having no link to ketheric, orin, or gortash means that his power play ideas don't make you suspicious that he's been lying to you and is just waiting to deliver you to the Chosen.

to be clear: still weird that he has no direct tie-in. but this is the best reason i could think of for why he'd be so completely not involved.

the other Point Of Him, i think, is for The Dark Urge. it's no secret that astarion is a killer parallel for durge. i'm not gonna go into that but goddamn, i love it.

and if we're looking at things from the durge perspective, i think it kinda works for astarion to be so detached. he then becomes Random Baldurian Affected By Durge's Actions and it adds more strength to him also functioning as a piece of nuance for the tadpoles. he's the only one who directly benefits from the tadpoles existing! and that on its own is a cool bit of narrative. i think the durge side of things makes astarion's narrative tie in just a bit more. we've now got Dude Who Was Saved By Player Character (Albeit Unintentionally). i think it adds more depth to the durge narrative, and if the dark urge was the only non-origin option and tav didn't exist, i think it makes astarion's lack of narrative relevance a bit less glaring.

tldr; useful for the guy who's down to be fucked up to not be involved with the villains At All so you don't get suspicious of him and the option to be fucked up feels like more of a real option

(also tasty durge & astarion narrative depth)