For Four Chord Festival in Pittsburgh PA, Awsten wears a 90s vintage U2 Wear Me Out leather bomber jacket (no longer available). He pairs it with Firm Grip high vis utility gloves in yellow ($12.97). He has cut the fingers off the gloves.
I'm absolutely obsessed with your The Locked Tomb band AU
what instruments does everyone play?
Thanks! (I am also lol).
For the whole band, how I have it now is:
Harrow is a bassist, Gideon (aka shred-master 9000) is lead guitar, Camilla is rhythm guitar, Corona plays drums (as is her right), and Palamedes and Ianthe play keys/any special instruments (like when a band breaks out a random flute for a song or something).
Look, sometimes you are driving and are struck with a thought. Sometimes you just really wanna be friends(?) with someone you got mud on one time and who has thought you were icky ever since, and when you not at all subtly try to bare your soul they reject you so you resent them until a tree falls through a window at a sleepover. You know how it is. The instrumental is from a slightly different version of the song I thought suited AJ better and I had to pitch it up but it was still too low for me, so have mercy.
Changed lyrics under the cut.
R: Applejack, that's too distasteful!
AJ: (Spoken) Distasteful? You think I'm distasteful? Maybe, but I think I can change your mind.
(Sung)
La-da-da-da-da
I'm gonna teach you not to fuss
Mudda-da-da-da
You'll get your hair a little mussed
I'm gonna help you see it can be fun getting dirty
I'm gonna-
R: Applejack that's disgusting!
AJ: (Spoken) Oh, you don't like that?
Or do you just not like me?
(Sung)
Sorry I don't treat you like a goddess
Is that what you want me to do?
Sorry I don't treat you like you're perfect
Like all your little loyal minions do
Sorry I'm not made of sugar
Am I not sweet enough for you?
Is that why you always avoid me?
That must be such an inconvenience to you, well
I'm just your problem
I'm just your problem
It's like I'm not even a pony, am I?
I'm just your problem
Well, I shouldn't have to justify what I do
I shouldn't have to prove anything to you
I'm sorry that I exist
I forget what landed me on your blacklist
But I shouldn't have to be the one that makes up with you, so
Why do I want to?
Why do I want to?
To getcha on the ground
so you would lie next to me?
I'm just your problem
I'm just your problem
It's like I'm not even a pony, am I?
I'm just your problem
La-da-da-da-da
I know that it'd be strange
But la da-da-da-da
I think it's worth the try to change
R: Applejack, don't be ridiculous.
AJ: Yeah, that's what I thought.
(As always, I'm open to requests, they may just sometimes take a little longer than I'd like to get to. Also, Rarity was almost nicer then remembered she's both comphet and hates dirt this season and had to play it off as disgust lest she succumb to the ick)
aaahahaha the kendall and rava scene… kendall is becoming his father before our eyes in so many huge ways but what actually like genuinely raises the hair on my neck is what that kind of gross evil looks like in a personal, almost quotidian way. he doesn’t EVER speak to -let alone see- his children but he immediately starts attacking rava for not being there at that one moment. he probably doesn’t know what grade sophie’s in but if there’s a chance to get aggressive, go on the offensive and attack someone he’ll do it -not bc he gives a fuck about his child but because self righteousness and rage are forever his drug of choice. it is just such a banal and unspecial and normal type of misogynistic evil the way he dismisses the daily, rote, unending labor she puts in to the care & keeping of THEIR CHILDREN just to fuel his ego and his rage and his power at, ultimately & always, their expense
For Four Chord Festival in Pittsburgh PA, Awsten wears Dr. Meter noise cancelling kids' earphones in green ($23.99). He customized them with "GET" "LOST" written on the earphones.
Sorry I have to scream somewhere after seeing your Reddit comment. CATULLUS 16 SHIPPED VOLDEMORT/DYLAN THOMAS. Dylan Thomas who wrote Do not go gentle into that good night. 🤣🤟
:D I feel folks get hung up on eldritcher's Tomarry or whatever but meanwhile the real deal is Voldemort crushing hard on famous poets, politicians and mathematicians. Obviously this is super reductive. These fics are incredibly hard to describe. But I love his dick thirst. Off the top of my head
Cat16 - Of course Dylan Thomas. Also everybody else. This Voldemort is the dickchaser. He just needs a dick with a pulse, ok?
EotF - Voldemort is chasing Viktor Krum's dick because he has got this crush on Vasil Levski, Bulgarian national hero. Also his crush on the Mahatma. In conclusion, his dick is into history.
Entschiedungsproblem - Alan Turing. Enough said.
Republic - the statue of Augustus. I mean.
Omphale - Agnes Sorrel the French King's sidechick with one boob fashion
I am definitely forgetting a lot of other cases of Voldemort's VIP dick thirst but yeah the only version with dick selfcontrol is the version in Pandemic probably. Which makes sense. He is a cryptobro. Cryptobros ain't getting any.