"You're not seriously considering this, right?" "Why not," she shrugged nonchalantly. "That bullet to the head sure did a number on you." "Wow, have you always been such a rude asshole?" she complained, poking him in the ribs. "Mika, this place isn't called 'The Fort' for nothing. Sneaking in won't work. Straight-up marching in and asking nicely surely won't work. And unless you can spontaneously mobilize half the NCR troops in the region, shooting your way in also won't work. This is suicide." She sighed, gnawing on her lip. "Yeah, you're right... probably not worth it." He was very glad to hear her say that. Hopefully she meant it. "Oh well, then how about we just enjoy Mr. House's hospitality for tonight, and then see what valuables we can swipe on the way out tomorrow," she suggested, cuddling up to him. He raised an eyebrow. "Really? You want to steal from the supposed leader of New Vegas?" "I don't see him needing all this shit!" "You're the worst."

Milton doesn't like having his hair pulled. (Milton belongs to @wizardmolars!)

My only thoughts about a contemporary FNV au is that it’s all just a bowling league

i don’t care that halloween’s over. okay. you will look at me and @mortiifying’s corny ass 80s slasher au.

more designs lol:

mitch!! he’s the killer. yes his mask is vault boy

daisybell is the final girl! her costume is madonna ofc. also she and mitch have something weird going on

arcade is dr. frankenstein bc he’s a weird nerd. and christine and veronica are walter white and jesse pinkman bc in this universe brba is a low budget 80s thriller movie. also it’d be funny.

i haven’t drawn benny and swank yet but they’re roger and jessica rabbit. benny is the one in the dress

there’s a bunch of ocs included too but i haven’t drawn most of them lol!

Look. I love new vegas, but i always forget how potato faced the character creator is...... they massacred my boy................ this is like. Evil dimension garrett

Back on my Ranboo bs so expect to see more of them soon

I will take any opportunity given to me to make fun of Steven for being a nepo baby

Mal gets captured by raiders, but they’re fools if they think this alone can contain him

courier six and Joshua

If yall are playing fallout new vegas on pc try the Fallout: Dust mod, very easy to install, only 200 mb (aprox), all locations changed, etc. If youre looking for a challenge this is it as it affects your carryweight, health, ap, perks, skills, level of hunger, thirst, sleep, etc. Supplies like ammo, stimpacks, weapons and armor are very scarce

I really recommend it

so the "fnv au of my ocs that i will probably never talk about again" is now a short 4000 words fic. woopsie. idk how that happened.

Discussion about Hito not having treatment for his gynecomastia in the FNV AU somehow led to this

⚠️ partial nudity

Milton DOES perform a mastectomy for Hito's gynecomastia sometime during OWB. Something about the intimacy of surgery and being operated on safely by the guy you're crushing on after being a victim of medical malpractice. idk.

(Milton belongs to @wizardmolars!)

Okay, okay so. Funny idea; what if the Transportalponder malfunctions, and sends the Courier to a different Big Mountain. This has probably had been done as an idea, but the fact the Courier has to press the trigger more than once to find their version of Big Mountain is kinda hilarious as of writing this.

the new vegas brainrot is growing, gamers i don't think i could make something like this myself, but. i had an idea for a FNV au/group rp where- somehow- six different Courier 6s ended up in the same Mojave, each one having suffered a different life-threatening injury and gotten a life-saving surgery for it (one of them still definitely got shot in the head, though) in the town of Goodsprings. they all meet during the shared recovery period, and when all of them realize they got almost killed by the same guy, an idea for revenge starts to cement itself into their heads. you thought the original trip through the Mojave was weird? try doing it with 5 other people in a similar position as yours and you have a wonderful recipe for chaos. labeling this idea as Six of Spades for the time being, until i come up with something better

Hey here’s the full of the WIPs I posted lmao

If you haven’t seen, I’m having brain rot about a red riding hood au, with six as rrh and Vulpes as the wolf. Arcade’s the “woodsman”, more of a woods researcher, also Six’s godfather. The woman on the right is Bela, Six’s mama. Six goes back and forth between his mama’s home and his godfather’s home, usually delivering weird herbs Bela finds to Arcade for study. Which is where he meets Vulpes for the first time…