"I think that's a red flag,
I don't want to get stabbed"
And then I thought about KC's tinder dates. This is how they go I assume. Before they realize he's such a catch.
Server approved! For marriage.
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He bites!
i love when people make KC an unspeakable creature who will absolute kill everyone and will spread misery and unfortunate to every human being who is near by.
But he still just a fucking dilf.
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A monster? Why not! Normal human? No problem! Criminal or innocent, mortal enemy or best friend, they don't care! No matter what you are, who you are, or what you've done, they'll cook for ya!
(Though, the better you are and the closer you are to them, the better food you'll get)
Without their apron
Someone get this creature a belt
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Here’s some weird lines that I came up with! Sorry for bad grammar. I suck at grammar in general. Enjoy?
Yandere:
🌗Moon - “Starlight, why don’t you stay in dark with me forever?~”
🌙Lunar- “Hey Stardust! Let’s take some Moondrop’s so that we can be together.~”
🌜🩸Crimson/BloodMoon 1- “Moon Beam!~ Why don’t you let me rip you apart so that I can have pieces of you with me?~”
🌛🩸Harvest/BloodMoon 2- “Crescent…~ Let’s stay together forever and rip those who dare tear us apart!~”
🌑🩸Kc- “Moonlight, let me make you into a bowl of soup and eat it so that we can be together for all of eternity.~”
☀️🌒Eclipse- “Star~ Why don’t you let me keep you as a pet?~”
☀️🌖Solar- “Starshine let me take you apart and put you back together until you love me.~”
☀️🌑Ruin- “Starry!~ Let’s play a game of stick together. The rules are we can never leave each other side for any circumstances and we can’t see anyone else.~”
——Extra’s———
☀️Sun- “Sunshine!!~ Let me put you in a cardboard box and keep you in the closet so that I can always see you! Even when you’re dead….~”
🌎☁️Earth- “Hello my world! Why don’t we do a therapy session and never let you leave the room…?~”
(What the hell did I just create?? I just realized I forgot got SolarFlare dammit. Next time I’ll do one for him.)
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Killcode: (Just finishing up reading a book to the majority of his children who are lounging around his super comfy 'throne' Which is really just an overstuffed very large recliner) And they all lived happily ever after in Tir Na Nog; land of eternal joy and beauty.
Banshee: My favorite story. 😊
Wendigo: That's because it's Irish and you love Irish mythology.
Banshee: ...that's because I AM Irish mythology antler head.
Killcode: Your sister has you there Wen.
Vamp and Lycan: (Snickering)
There is suddenly the echoing and unhappy cry of 'Father!' Coming from the tunnel that leads outside... And within a moment Bloodmoon charges in looking surprisingly distraught, with Wisp floating next to him as a little ball of blue flame as she usually is...
Killcode: Bloodmoon? What's wrong?
Bloodmoon: We need you to fix us! It's stuck!
Killcode: What is?
Bloodmoon: We were hunting! The human threw a stupid dog toy at us and... (Trails off...)
Killcode: And?
Bloodmoon: ..........
Killcode: ?
Wisp: (Becomes larger, resembling more of a 5 year old girl than a ball of flame... And she abruptly pushes on Bloodmoons chest... resulting in an incredibly loud 'SQUEAK!')
...there is dead silence as everyone stares...
Killcode: (Fighting to keep a straight face) You... Ate it?!
Bloodmoon: Not delibrately! Fix it!
Killcode: (Stands up but turns around to not face Bloodmoon right away... He is trying to compose himself.)
But barely contained whimpers and snorts are now starting from every soul in the cave... Before everyone loses control at once and just explode into outright laughter.🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bloodmoon: Stop laughing! It's not funny!
Killcode: (Turns around, still smiling but no longer laughing) Oh my son, I am sorry. Of course I'll help... (Hugs Bloodmoon)
Bloodmoon: ......
Killcode: ..... (Squeaks Bloodmoons chest again)
Bloodmoon: I HATE YOU ALL!!!
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*Killcode is over for a visit*
Moon: anyway this is Good Eclipse!
Good Eclipse: hello...
KC: ... Hi?
Sun: MOON I NEED HELP WITH SOMETHING
Moon: coming!!
KC: is your name really Eclipse?
GE: what do you mean?
KC: it says Eileen on the back of your shirt
GE: oh... It's just... Something Sunny called me before... Everything...
KC: well... Would you like to be called Eileen?
Eileen: y-yes...
KC: okay then Eileen!
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Feral Tinder KillCode I forgot to post here.
Look …. Tumblr is still such a mystery, I never know what to bother slapping up here, but if you haven’t seen it on my other socials, you need to see this sweetheart.
OG and bloody version below the cut
Someone finally told me who did the OG art, @usedsoil on IG!
My friend sent it to me as a reaction and I had such KC energy. I adore this sweet (mostly) reformed mrrdrr bot.
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