FNAF Movie! Incorrect Quotes (Part 3)
ABBY: I wanna walk home
MIKE: I'll join you. I'm always game for a brisk walk. Also, if I leave you alone, I'm pretty sure you'll die.
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VANESSA: So, are we friends?
MIKE: I guess.
VANESSA: You sure?
MIKE: Sure.
VANESSA: ...Should we kiss?
MIKE: No.
Because there's still a small chance they could be siblings and I like their friendship
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MIKE: You read my journal?
ABBY: At first, I didn't know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.
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VANESSA: Have I ever let you down?
MIKE: Do you want me to answer that or should I just glare?
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ABBY: You promised you'd stop drinking milk in the shower!
MIKE: Stop trying to change me!
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VANESSA: If Abby jumped off a bridge, would you do the same thing?
MIKE, sighing and getting ready to jump off: Yes. She can't swim.
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ABBY: Mike, you love me, right?
MIKE: Normally I'd say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won't like.
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[Shortly after what happened to Garrett]
MIKE's Teacher: You are very mature for your age.
Younger!MIKE: Thank you, it's the trauma.
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MIKE: Everybody's tragic backstory gave them mad skills, and all I got was trust issues and anxiety.
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CASSIDY: Are you the chosen one?
MIKE: I'm very much the guy who's here
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DOUG: How much stuff do you need to be happy?
AUNT JANE: Gee, I don't know...how much stuff is there?
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WILLIAM: Why do you think I'm incapable of doing anything nice?
VANESSA: Experience.
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AUNT JANE: I love it when you get your comeuppance
MIKE: I love it when you shutuppance
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ABBY: Hey, what does coffee taste like?
MIKE: Not as good as it smells.
ABBY: Oh, like shampoo.
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MIKE: Why do people say, 'you'll understand better when you're older'?
MIKE: I'm older now, and I understand nothing
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AUNT JANE: You're really aiming to be jerk of the year, huh?
MIKE: As reigning champion, are you nervous?
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MIKE: Don't forget to take a scarf. It’s going to be pretty cold today
ABBY: I love you too.
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VANESSA: What, I can't be in a bad mood? It's like people think, "Oh, Vanessa is such a nice girl, Vanessa is so happy-go-lucky! Vanessa can't be in a bad mood!" Well, you know what? Vanessa CAN be in a bad mood. And right now, Vanessa is in a very bad mood.
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AUNT JANE: Degenerate
MIKE: Blocked
AUNT JANE: Unblock me! I got to tell you something important!!
MIKE: Fine, unblocked
AUNT JANE: DEGENERATE!
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ABBY: Mike won't wake up after he took those pills. What do I do now?
CASSIDY: Did you try kicking him?
ABBY: Just like you suggested
CASSIDY: Then I'm out of ideas.
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ABBY: Hey, if you put "violently" in front of saying what you're doing, it becomes 100% funnier
VANESSA: Violently dances
MIKE: Violently sleeps
WILLIAM: Violently stabs people.
MIKE: ...Violently worries about the previous comment.
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MIKE: I don't know about this, Abbs, it's pretty dark in there.
ABBY: Don't worry, I got this.
ABBY: *stomps her feet then her Skechers light up*
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VANESSA, walking in: What are you doing?
MIKE: Abby's making me watch this horror film about two ex-convicts who try to rob and murder a neglected child.
*Home Alone plays on the TV in the background*
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AUNT JANE: If you were my husband, I'd poison your coffee
DOUG, internally: If I were your husband, I'd drink it
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[When Vanessa was a kid]
WILLIAM: *sharpens knife* We got ways of making you talk.
VANESSA:
WILLIAM: *cuts piece of cake*
VANESSA: ...can I have some?
WILLIAM: Cake is for talkers.
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ABBY, at 3 a.m.: If you work on a farm and your job is to take care of the chickens, then that means you're a chicken tender
MIKE, staring wide-eyed at the ceiling:
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[Basically, the career counselor scene]
WILLIAM: I can excuse killing children, but I draw the line at not being able to hold a job
MIKE: You can excuse killing children...?!
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How to turn a Killer into a Bunny – (FNaF Movie)William Afton x Male!Reader
WARNING!: Cursing !!!
Part 2 – Aunt Jane
They got home after Mike and M/n were shopping for a bit of food and drinks. Michael didn’t have much anymore and really had to watch the price tags. Max told him that food was still left over and warm and that Abby didn’t eat yet, which Mike decided to take care of.
After a while he came back out, utterly defeated.
“She still refused ?”, M/n asked.
“She keeps talking about her imaginary friends...”, Mike sighed out and sat down on the couch.
“I should probably leave.”, Max said.
“No, no. The three of us have to discuss something before you leave, Max, but first, let me try to convince Abby to eat...”, M/n said and left.
“Good luck.”, Mike called after him.
M/n entered Abby’s room soon enough and looked over her shoulder at the drawing, she was working on.
“I don’t want to eat right now.”, she informed M/n.
“Abby, please eat now. Your drawing isn’t going to run away from you, but your food will get cold and then it will taste bad.”, M/n told her softly.
“We can make new food.”
“Abby...we can’t.”
“What do you mean ?”, Abby asked.
“Oh dear, how do I explain this... Mikey lost his job and with that you don’t get any money right now. It means you are unable to get more food and drinks, like stuff to draw on. Mikey and I are looking for another job for him already, right now, but until then, PLEASE just eat when you are told to eat, yes ? You worry Mikey and me with your habit to starve until you are done drawing.”
Abby looked at her drawing, then at M/n and then at her bed. She seemed like she listened to someone talking. Then she looked at M/n again.
“My friend said that Mike is stupid. He said that if kids don’t eat properly, they will stop growing.”, Abby told M/n.
M/n looked at her and frowned.
“But that is true. If you don’t eat and sleep properly until a certain age, you stop growing sooner and stay small for the rest of your life.”
“How is that possible ? That sounds stupid.”, Abby asked.
“Well, I mean when you are older, you will learn about that in school, but food and sleep are very important to our bodies and our systems. Our immune System gets strengthened when we eat Vegetables and fruit and bread and when we get sick our immune System develops, to deal with it better next time. Our body grows thanks to sleep and the food, we consume. Healthy food. It has a lot of protein, Vitamins and minerals.”
“And how is that getting into our body ?”, she asked confused.
She got up and M/n walked with her to the living room.
“Hm, well, what we drink and eat comes out of us too. That is why we go to the bathroom and need to take daily dumps.”
“Eww...”, she said grossed out.
“It is all natural. Every living being does that. Our digesting System does the rest for us, I suppose. It pulls out all the important minerals, vitamins and protein it needs and then another part of our body works it over and it ends up in our blood, while the unnecessary stuff, gets washed out of us and into the toilet. So a lot of it does our stomach.”
“What if I don’t drink enough ?”, she asked.
“You will get thirsty and your thirst will be too much for your stomach to handle. Your throat will scream endlessly for water, while your stomach begs you to stop, that is why Mike tells you to drink enough and why he tells you that you didn’t drink enough at certain days. Our body is mostly made out of water and our organs need a lot of it too. And when you are sick and drink a lot, there is a high possibility that you get healthy quickly, with a lot of resting, of course.”
“Why even is our body tired, when we are sick ?”
M/n grabbed a plate and put the Macaroni and Cheese on it, not all of it, but enough for Abby to eat. Mike needed food too. While he piled the plate he explained.
“Because it focuses all its energy against the thing that harms us. A disease is always a small virus and our immune System is there to destroy it as fast as possible, with that it focuses all your energy on healing and getting better, that’s why you are always so tired after. The disease you have, that the body fights off, can only leave, when you wash your body out, in other words, drink a lot and sleep and go to the bathroom. Fresh air and a bit of movement is also very good when you are sick, with that you strengthen your body to be stronger next time you are sick.”
Then he gave her the plate and they sat down on the couch. Mike stared at M/n impressed. When M/n talks about something, even the most boring thing, he can make it sound very interesting.
“Huh...”, Abby replied.
“Our body is full of wonders. Kids your age still need nap times and a lot of sleep, to get stronger and to grow properly, that is why Mike and the other adults are so mean to you and tell you what to do. And no, in fast food is nothing healthy for your body. Some bit of salad is not enough. Too much meat is bad, too much sweets is bad, too much fried things is bad. You need everything balanced, for your body. I am not saying that eating any of it is harmful, but too much of it, will harm you. Too much sweets, you will suffer with stomach aches, too much eggs, same thing and you will fart a lot.”
“Eww !”, she giggled out.
M/n chuckled and looked at her with a small smile.
“Everything needs to be balanced, Abby, dear. Otherwise, everything comes crashing down on you one day and then you will regret a lot, but can’t do anything to change it anymore.”
She was quiet at that and looked at M/n.
“From where do you know all of this ?”, she asked.
M/n chuckled.
“My Mother was quite small. She was short, a head shorter than an average sized woman was, her hands were small, her fingers short and her feet the same. She forced me to eat healthily. Three to four times a day and a lot of fruits and vegetables and she forced me to sleep a lot. I hated her as a child for it, until she explained to me one day why she did it. She rebelled against her parents too, when she was my age and...that was the outcome for her. She was small, weak and she hated her feet and hands. She always called them Baby hands and baby feet, because they were so small. When she properly slept and ate, she had quick growing spurts, but as she rebelled...she stopped growing and she regretted it deeply, that’s why she forced me. That’s why Mike wants you to listen and do as you are told. So you won’t end up like that.”
Everyone stared and he had a wobbly smile on his face, silent tears running down his face.
“She couldn’t even change a light bulb that was over her head, because she was too short, always needed a ladder.”, he got out with a voice, thick with emotion.
The three stared at him.
“I was gone for only two days and I saw her dead on the stairs with that cursed ladder fallen over and the light bulb shattered on the floor.”, he sobbed out.
At that all six eyes were ripped wide open. That’s how his Mother died three years ago ! The ladder fell over with her on top, she fell and hit the stairs, breaking her neck in the process.
“Oh god...M/n...”, Mike got out and hugged him from the side.
Max took the other and stroked his hair, while he sobbed. Abby left her food alone and got on M/n’s lap, hugging him from the front tightly. He hugged her back, while he calmed down. No need to start wailing again like a three year old. For fucks sake he was 25 years old !
“I don’t want the same to happen to you, Abby. One day you will be all grown up and you will want to be independent from Mike and me. How are you supposed to, if you are too small to reach anything alone ? One day Mike might not even be there anymore, for you and what then ? Who will help you ?”, M/n asked, voice emotional, but not hiccupping.
“I understand, M/n. I will...listen more to Mike...”, Abby replied.
“But only about sleep and eating, right ?”, he sniffed out a joke.
She giggled and nodded.
“Only on that.”, she confirmed.
“Eh, at least something, Abbs.”, Mike replied with a smile in his voice.
Then they parted and Abby continued to eat.
“So what did we need to talk about ?”, Max asked.
“Mike has his eyes on a certain job. But he can only get the Nightshift. Do you think you can babysit at night ?”, M/n asked softly.
She looked at Mike at that.
“Really ?”, she asked surprised.
“Yes. I would take the job, but I wanted you to have time to either accept or decline babysitting.”, Michael replied.
“Let me think about it for a bit.”, Max replied softly.
“Okay.”, Mike replied.
With that Max took her stuff and left. M/n waited for a while and then scoffed.
“I still don’t trust her.”
“M/n-“
“Mike she is acting fishy.”, M/n interrupted him, before he could defend Max again.
He sighed and leaned back. M/n rubbed his eyes and then got up.
“Eat something Mike. I will drive home now and we will see each other tomorrow, okay ?”, M/n asked.
Michael nodded.
“Be careful on your way home, yeah ?”
“I will be.”
With that M/n left and drove home in his own car.
-The next day-
Abby was drawing outside of the building Mike and M/n were in. The Social Services department, a woman always talks with Abby and the woman then talks to both Mike and Jane about it all.
“Just look at my Nephew. It is barely 10:00 and he can barely keep his eyes open.”, Jane said.
M/n turned to her.
“He didn’t sleep well tonight, so what ? As if you always get out of bed full with energy, woman.”, he argued back and stuck his tongue out at her.
“You keep your nose out of this.”, she said back.
“You aren’t my Mother, so you have to suck it up. How long and how often do you wanna pull the same show now ? You aren’t gonna get what you want, like always. Why do you still bother ?”
“After what this man did to that poor family Father, I am thinking mostly of Abby now.”
“If the child would have been kidnapped, like Mike thought, by the way the man DRAGGED and TORE the kid away, and he wouldn’t have done anything, you would sit here now and say ‘THAT POOR CHILD, LOOK HOW IRRISPONSIBLE HE IS.’. So how about you shut up ? It was a misunderstanding and Mike already got scolded, it’s not like he killed someone. It looked like the kid was about to get kidnapped, Mike misunderstood the situation and jumped in to protect a defenseless kid. My god, such things happen some times. You make a big show out of this. We all know Mike is not abusive to Abby.”
Jane scoffed and then had a scowl on her face, directed at M/n.
“As if you would know.”, she snapped at him.
“I do know so in fact. I am there every day. I watch Mike the whole time. I KNOW what is happening in that house and I have a recording of how the kid got DRAGGED by his so called Father. I have all the evidence I need. Where is yours, that Mike is abusive and bad for Abby ? He takes any job he can get and works his ass off for her and himself. Yes, he is tired, but he has more problems than your primadonna girl ass. Keyword: BILLS. Wow ! Ever heard of BILLS ? Cool, now shut up and stop annoying us.”
She glared at him and then at the woman worker.
“Look at the disrespect he has towards his elders.”, she accused.
“MY elders ? Woman, you act like a 12 year old, each time we are here. You put up a drama show and then expect to get what you want. We KNOW that you fake it. Stop being so fake and be an actual aunt that LOVES and CHERISHES BOTH of her Sister’s children, the only Family, by the way, that you still HAVE, you single, old fossil !”
She stared at M/n with an agape mouth.
“Honestly that is all you do, make a scene from the smallest things and then try to make everyone believe that Mike is the bad guy, no matter what he does, no matter how hard he tries. You want me to respect my elders, then you should respect YOUR younger generation first. They are, quite literally, YOUR future. You already made Mike not like you and Abby isn’t fond of you either, so maybe accept defeat, take the last few remains of dignity that you still have left and leave them both alone.”
“You bratty little-“
“You are the brat here, woman. Both of them want NOTHING to do with you and you just CAN’T leave them both be. You want to rip siblings apart for a stupid paycheck ! How stupid do you think we are ?!”, M/n yelled at her now.
Jane put a hand on her chest.
“How can you say something like that ?”, she said offended.
“Woman, I know how you tick ! We all know that you are faking it ! God...just why the heck do you think NOBODY likes you ?!”
“I think we should all calm down now.”, the social services worker said softly.
M/n took a deep breath and looked at her, away from Jane.
“I’m terribly sorry that she gets on my nerves. This outburst won’t happen again.”, M/n said, calm again.
“It is quite alright, M/n. You just said, what you felt. That is healthy.”
“Just like a child drawing all the time and seeing magical creatures that don’t even exist ?!”, Jane yelled.
M/n’s glare hardened and he was close to snap again. He took a deep breath and then looked at that annoying Bitch again, wishing her a brutal death already in his head.
“Abby is a child and children have a wild imagination. She is an active child and it is completely normal for her. She will grow out of it.”
Jane scoffed and gave him a nasty smirk.
“Like you did ? You still talk to yourself.”, she snapped back.
M/n’s glare intensified.
“Only when I am frustrated and usually I talk to objects then. Like when I am angry and my pen falls from the desk, then I say: ‘Of course, fall down, not like I need you Bitch, I have other pens too.’ And grab then another one. It is entirely normal.”
She laughed without humor.
“As if !”
“It is called letting steam off. Now shut up and leave me alone.”, M/n replied with a smirk and turned to Mike, who was just hoping that this meeting will be over soon.
“This is ridiculous... Abby needs to get away from them, this has been going on for long enough. Doug.”
Her lawyer didn’t react.
“Doug !”, she called.
He snapped out of it and gave Mike a pile of papers, on the front stood “Family Court Matter”. M/n wanted to laugh and planned her death, even though, he knew that he can’t kill her. He was no murderer, nor did he have the skills to be one.
“This is the only right thing to do and deep in your heart you know it too, Mike. You are unfit to raise a child.”, Jane said.
“And what if I don’t sign them ?”, Mike asked.
“Then me and my lawyer will drag you to court and they will take care that you will see your Sister never again. Do you want that ?”
Mike looked at the paper. M/n leaned over to his ear.
“I will find a way to get her to lose, don’t worry about it, Mikey.”
He looked at his friend and just nodded softly, then Jane and Doug left and Mike, M/n and the social services worker went to the hall, watching Abby from a window, while they talked.
“She just wants the monthly paycheck, this is not about Abby.”, Mike said.
“Of course it is not. She could take care of the both of you, she is your aunt too, but she refuses. She is very fixed on Abby and taking her away, no matter what, doesn’t matter if Abby said a million times already that she hates her. Any normal thinking person would have left you and Abby alone after that. If it would be about Abby, she would respect her wishes, which, spoiler alert: she doesn’t.”, M/n replied annoyed.
The woman looked at them and they chatted for a while longer. That Mike was important to Abby, that drawings are very important to children and that she definitely loves him the most, which made M/n smile.
“See ? Your Sister loves you in her own special way.”, M/n chuckled out.
“Yeah. But my aunt is right...no one would let me keep my Sister.”, Mike stated saddened.
“Did you already find a new job ?”, the woman asked.
He looked at her and was hesitant.
“He had one offered, but the Babysitter needs to give a reply, so we can arrange everything, before he takes the job.”, M/n answered for him.
She looked at M/n and nodded with a smile.
“It always gives you extra points, if you have a job.”, she told them and then sent them off, wishing them a great day.
Then they grabbed Abby and drove home. As they parked at their home, Mike received a call from Max and he picked it up.
“Hey, have you decided yet ?”, Mike asked.
There was silence for a second, then a relieved sigh.
“Thank you so much, Max. Yes, yes. I promise, as soon as I can, I will repay you.”, Mike replied and then hung up.
“So I’m guessing she will watch Abby at nights.”, M/n concluded.
“Yes, she will.”
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