hey dont cry. one million big breasted bisexual furry men. ok? ♥

fuck. i didn’t get the job i wanted. they chose someone else. lmfao

oh man, and now that you can really cram in the residential areas with the for rent pack, that frees up more lots to use for nightclubs and restaurants and shit. for rent might be one of the best packs theyve given us not going to lie.

So what I'm getting from the fangamer video is that Spamton exists to be tortured.

barters and trades are being made in chat

The home that I do have makes me very happy. I have only recently obtained it. It is my first home, which does not invalidate it being my favorite. I am very grateful for this home, and grateful to be wanted here. I feel safer than I ever have, here. It makes me very happy. 💚

hi. your first born sons middle name will be pterodactyl

(first name) link triforce sage pterodactyl bow (last name).

What the fuck okay ig this is a thing now 😭😭😭

mmmmmmm its battle lovers. they are SO used to working together they dodge bullets together and answer on each others calls. Excellent Already

I /did/ say I’d set some aside for you already Honey, don’t worry about that. Unfortunately it’s only enough for 1 and I don’t have the supplies or sobrierty to make another batch right now or go out and buy more drink stuff to make it with. It’s that 1 video, my gal-adjacent, with the guy who made the bathtub punch and just pours a shitton of coffee into a big jar I made exactly that with the whole fucking botles and everything it’s ucking great. Scroll down a lil on my blog you’ll find it.

Watching a movie that I'm pretty sure is a slasher and it's starting off with this zany goofy tune like we are about to watch an absurd comedy about a bumbling middle-aged man, which just makes this more exciting

Easter egg for office workers: if you go onto Excel and press ctrl+right, then ctrl+down, you will reach cell XFD1048576. If you put a dot in there, then ctrl+A and fill every cell in black, you can then print 34 million black pages from your office printer and get fired

rattling the bars of my cage screaming for bread

Studying linguistics is actually so wonderful because when you explain youth slang to older professors, instead of complaining about how "your generation can't speak right/ you're butchering the language" they light up and go “really? That’s so wonderful! What an innovative construction! Isn't language wonderful?"

the fact that shakespeare was a playwright is sometimes so funny to me. just the concept of the "greatest writer of the English language" being a random 450-year-old entertainer, a 16th cent pop cultural sensation (thanks in large part to puns & dirty jokes & verbiage & a long-running appeal to commoners). and his work was made to be watched not read, but in the classroom teachers just hand us his scripts and say "that's literature"

just...imagine it's 2450 A.D. and English Lit students are regularly going into 100k debt writing postdoc theses on The Simpsons screenplays. the original animation hasn't even been preserved, it's literally just scripts and the occasional SDH subtitles.txt. they've been republished more times than the Bible