YEAH I’VE BEEN LOOKING AT THE HET KEITH TAG. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, SHADOWBAN MY TUMBLR ACCOUNT?

Dear God, someone help this man. Also, where's his wife? Where's his father? Three adults in a house and he's doing all that on his own?

On the other hand, I can totally see him just saying he could do it all and then not being able to. I imagine he doesn't want help from his dad because he doesn't want to give him the option to meddle. And I can totally see him telling Savannah to sure, go take a shower, I'll cook and I can totally watch Bartie who's sleeping soundly, only for it all to come crashing down. I love how resignated he sounds though. Like sure, everything else has gone to shit, how can I help you?

Ahem, you are Bertie, the baby is Bartie (attention PB). And not even Bertrand can escape the Baby Shark phenomenon.

Was that a Brooklyn 99 reference? 😍