"F" is for Family
by tragicclownwrites
“Meeting the parents” is an important next step in any committed relationship. When Squidward brings this up to SpongeBob, the sponge invites him on his family’s week-long vacation in the small town of Sea Glass Valley… with the entire SquarePants family in attendance.
Words: 105.6K, Chapters: 13/13, Language: English
Fandom: SpongeBob SquarePants (Cartoon)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: Gen, M/M
Characters: SpongeBob SquarePants, Squidward Tentacles, Harold SquarePants, Margaret SquarePants, Grandma SquarePants (SpongeBob), Captain Blue SquarePants, Sherm SquarePants, BlackJack SquarePants, Stanley SquarePants, Todd SquarePants, Grandpa SquarePants (SpongeBob), Gary the Snail (SpongeBob), Original Female Character(s), Original Male Character(s), Eugene Krabs
Relationships: SpongeBob SquarePants x Squidward Tentacles
Additional Tags: Established Relationship, Fluff, Romance, Comedy, Romantic Comedy, Family Feels, Slice of Life, Implied Sexual Content, Drunkenness, Explicit Language, mostly from BlackJack lol, Light Angst, Grief & Mourning, Headcanon, Alternate Universe - Canon, got the whole fam bam here, the cousins are menaces, especially Todd
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All SpongeBob characters
SpongeBob SquarePants
Gary The Snail
Shelley The Scallop
Patrick Star
Squidward Tentacles
Sandy Cheeks
Mr Eugene H Krabs
Sheldon J Plankton
Karen Plankton
Mrs Penelope Puff
Pearl Krabs
Larry The Lobster
The Flying Dutchman
King Neptune
Queen Amphitrite
Triton
Princess Mindy
Jody
King Neptune’s Mother
Mermaid Man
Barnacle Boy
Pyrite Ponderer
Miss Appear
The Elastic Waistband
Captain Magma
The Quickster
Madame Kassandra
Madame Hagfish
Squilvia
Squidette
Squidina Star
Bunny Star
Cecil Star
Herb Star
Margie Star
Grand Pat
Uncle GrandPat
Inga Star
Ed Star
Sam Star
Silly Star
Confused Star
Hungry Star
Ice Cream King
Elephant Snail
Moose Snail
Squilliam Fancyson
Man Ray
Dirty Bubble
Harold SquarePants
Margaret SquarePants
Grandma SquarePants
Grandpa SquarePants
Todd SquarePants
Burger Beard
Prawn
Craig Mammalton
Rosy Cheeks
Macadamia
Pistachio
Hazelnut
Kenny The Cat
Doctor Marmalade
Professor Percy
Lord Reginald
Atomic Flounder
Jumbo Shrimp
Sinister Slug
The Octopus King
The Moth
Kelp Thing
Clam Head Candy Cad
Jeff Tentacles
Kevin C Cucumber
Gordon Plankton
Mama Plankton
Betsy Krabs
Redbeard Krabs
Krabs Senior
Mrs Tentacles
Jeff Tentacles
Plankton’s Ancestors, Cousins and Family
Grandma Plankton
Spot The Amoeba
Chip Plankton
Lighthouse Louie
Otto
King Poseidon
Sage
Tony The Sea Turtle
Sea Turtles
Anchor Man
Buford
Cletus
Luther
Wonder Whale
Robot Mantis
King Jellyfish
Queen Jellyfish
Jellyfish
Blue Crested Blaster Jellyfish
Speckled Squirter Jellyfish
Two Fisted Jumper Jellyfish
Gold Throated Singer Jellyfish
No Name/Friend The Blue Jellyfish
Ol Bessy The Jellyfish
Dopey Dick The White Jellyfish
Firejellies
Jellybee
Jelliens
Jellien Leader
Seahorses
Sea Urchin
Clamu
Jennifer The Sea Anemone
Comb Jelly
Stingray
Stan The Manta Ray
Gulper Eel
Wormy
Professor Percy
Dr Marmalade
Lord Reginald
Fuzzy Acorns
Mystery The Seahorse
Sea Whelks
Sea Snails
Penny Pinchers
Alaskan Bill Worm
The Sneaky Hermit
Hermit Crab
Yeti Crab
Federico The Waiter
Shrimp
Brine Shrimp/Sea Monkeys
Johnny Krill
Krill
Snellie
Sea Slug
Leech
Eel
Stanley S SquarePants
Captain Blue SquarePants
BlackJack SquarePants
Bubbles The Talking Dolphin
Janitor Bots
Ancient Warrior
Manatees/Sea Cows
Earless Seals
Bubble Buddy
Squidabeth
Clams
Karen Plankton 2.0
E.M.I.LP.
Fredrick
Abominable Snow Mollusk
Mermaid Teenager 1
Mermaid Teenager 2
Mermaid Teenager 3
Mermaid Teenager 4
Mermaid Teenager 5
Mermaid Teenager Incidentals
Mermaid 1 (The Cosmic Shake)
Mermaid 2 (The Cosmic Shake)
Mermaid 3 (The Cosmic Shake)
Sir Urchin
Snail Fail
Tooth Fairy (Character)
Narlene Narwhal
Nobbert Nobby Narwhal
Mr Eugene Krabs’s Three Nephews
Noseferatu
Captain Of The Sea Ship Atlantis
Lord Royal Highness
Atlantean Royal Guards
Nando
Worm Hogs
Sea Tiger
Sea Elephant
Sea Giraffe
Sea Bunnies
Sea Bears
Sea Rhinoceros
Sea Baboons
Sea Hippo
Sea Snakes
Sewer Snake
Sea Monsters
Sea Monster
Worms
JK
Atlantean Citizens
The Greek Chorus
French Narrator
Goofy Goober
Mr Sun
Patchy The Pirate
Potty The Parrot
Stephen Hillenburg
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Interesting Minor Facts About the Main Cast of “SpongeBob SquarePants”
SpongeBob SquarePants
- Birthday is July 14th, 1986 (“Sleepy Time”).
- Favorite color is beige (“You Don’t Know Sponge”).
- Favorite food is Krabby Patties (“You Don’t Know Sponge”).
- Favorite ice cream flavor is plain vanilla (“You Don’t Know Sponge”).
- Can knit (“Goo Goo Gas”, “Gramma’s Secret Recipe”, “New Digs”, and “Bulletin Board”).
- Is ambidextrous (demonstrated across many episodes but is outright stated in “You Don’t Know Sponge”).
- Main instrument of choice is ukulele (“F.U.N.”, “SpongeGuard on Duty”, “The Camping Episode”, “Single Cell Anniversary”, “Smoothe Jazz at Bikini Bottom”, “Hello Bikini Bottom!”, and “Say Awww!”) but can also play electric guitar (“The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie”, “Krabby Road”, and “Lights, Camera, Pants!”), drums (“New Digs”), and organ/keyboard/piano (“Something Smells”, “Tentacle-Vision”, and “A Place for Pets”).
- The glasses he wears while jellyfishing are modeled after his voice actor Tom Kenny’s.
Patrick Star
- Birthday is August 17th (“SpongeBob SquarePants Annual 2014”).
- Favorite color is aquamarine (“You Don’t Know Sponge”).
- Favorite ice cream flavor is dill pickle swirl with mustard and extra bacon bits (“You Don’t Know Sponge”).
- Is right-handed (“You Don’t Know Sponge”).
- Can knit (“Bulletin Board” and “Old Man Patrick”).
- Went to community college (“The Bully”).
- Has a thing for mermaids (“The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie” and “Welcome to the Bikini Bottom Triangle”).
- Is 1/16 Amoeba and a distant cousin to Gary the Snail (“Rule of Dumb”).
- Main instrument of choice is drums (“The Camping Episode”, “Band Geeks”, “Krabby Road”, “The Inmates of Summer”, “Tentacle-Vision”, and “Lights, Camera, Pants!”) but can also play electric guitar and synthesizer (“The Inmates of Summer”).
Squidward Tentacles
- Birthday is October 9th (“SpongeBob SquarePants Annual 2014″).
- His middle initial, “Q.”, stands for “Quincy”.
- Is right-handed (“Artist Unknown”).
- Has appeared in more episodes than Patrick, despite being the tritagonist of the series.
- Besides canned bread (“Squidville”), his favorite food is ice cream (“The Fish Bowl”).
- Knows basic karate (“Squid Defense”, “SpongeBob You’re Fired!”, and “Pineapple RV”).
- Main instrument of choice is clarinet but can also play piano (“Dying for Pie”, “Pest of the West”, and “Atlantis SquarePantis”) and electric guitar (“Krabby Road”).
- Never went to college (“Drive Thru”).
- Is claustrophobic (“Wishing You Well”) and acrophobic (“Are You Happy Now?”), although the latter phobia apparently can vary (“No Hat for Pat”).
- Is allergic to nuts (“Feral Friends”), seaberries (“Restraining SpongeBob”), snail slime (“Once Bitten”), and too many snails/pets in one place (“Sanctuary!” and “A Place for Pets”).
- Has cooked Krabby Patties in SpongeBob’s absence successfully ("Employee of the Month," "Bubble Buddy," "Breath of Fresh Squidward," "The Good Krabby Name," and "Super Evil Aquatic Villain Team Up is Go!”) more times than unsuccessfully ("Pickles," "Hooky," and "The Algae's Always Greener").
- The recumbent cycle he rides is based on his voice actor Rodger Bumpass’s.
Sandy Cheeks
- Birthday is November 17th (“SpongeBob SquarePants Annual 2014″).
- Has a twin brother Randy (“Rodeo Daze”) and an older sister Rosie (“Sandy’s Nutty Nieces”).
- Her middle name is either “Olivia” (“SpongeBob SquarePants Ocean 3D: Facts & 3D Pics”) or “Jennifer” (“SpongeBob SquarePants: The Broadway Musical”).
- Can play electric guitar as well as acoustic (“Band Geeks” and “Lights, Camera, Pants!”).
Eugene Krabs
- Birthday is November 30th, 1942 (“Sleepy Time”).
- His middle initial, “H.”, stands for “Harold”.
- Can play piano (“The Fry Cook Games” and “Goodbye, Krabby Patty?”), keytar (“Band Geeks”), and xylophone (“Lights, Camera, Pants!”)
- Can paint (“Selling Out”).
- Can knit (“Goo Goo Gas”, “Bulletin Board”, and “Plankton’s Intern”).
- Used to skateboard as a kid and can still do it pretty well (“The Grill is Gone”).
- While he prefers sea shanties, he’s also developed a taste for electronic/techno music (“Jellyfish Hunter”, “Krab Borg!”, “The New Leaf”, “Burst Your Bubble”, “Stuck on the Roof”, and “My Two Krabses”).
Sheldon Plankton
- Was born on the same day as Mr. Krabs (November 30th, 1942) making them exactly the same age (“Friend or Foe”).
- Is the only character with a middle initial whose middle name is not known, although some fans believe it could be “James”.
- Can paint (“Bucket Sweet Bucket”, “Sweet and Sour Squid”, and “Plankton’s Old Chum”).
- Knows basic karate (“C.H.U.M.S.” and “Chum Defense”).
- His instruments of choice are piano and keyboard (“Band Geeks”, “Krabby Road”, “Lights, Camera, Pants!”, and “There Will Be Grease”).
- Hates the taste of pineapple (“Pineapple Invasion”).
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Crossover Quest does King for A Day: Qualifier Match 2/16
Get ready for the next battle!
Kome-Kome and her Energetic Entourage vs. Mr. Krabs!
Kome-Kome(Human form): We brought butter; Pam-Pam thought you’d like to know~kome!
Mr. Krabs: I was served with French Fries once. It didn’t take.
Kome-Kome and her Energetic Entourage
Favored Genre: Any genre meant for kids
Favorite Song: Cavendish Music’s remix of the Flea Waltz
It’s perfectly valid to argue that Kome-Kome, Pam-Pam, and Mem-Mem shouldn’t even be in Crossover Quest does King for A Day by all CooKingdom affiliated accounts, but thanks to a terminal dip in terror in the aforementioned area, they’re on their way and off to see the world!
Mr. Eugene Harold Krabs
Favored Genre: Sea Shanties
Favorite Song: Drunken Sailor
Mr. Krabs hadn’t really been seen much in the time since his loss in King for Another Day’s losers bracket to Missingno.. He had been waiting for a moment to try again for a long time, and his chance had finally come when he heard about Crossover Quest does King for A Day. Mr. Krabs’s wanted in the CooKingdom for being stingy, but he doesn’t know this.
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