Five bucks?? Stan, you cheap bastard. She at least deserves $50. XD

they play mlp with each other between classes

(I hate my mom) 12 year-olds like you

(I hate my mom) are too young to know abuse

(redrew for mothers day courtesy of @trans-dwightschrute)

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"Heyy why are they all so sad :("

"Oh. That's why"

You freaking guys how do I do this seriously. here is south par halloween fanart I got back into sp for the 5th time. Thank you jackscepticeye sptfbw play through series.

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If Cartman watched South Park he’d think he was Craig and Clyde. He’d see a calm, stoic, slight asshole and say “That’s totally me. I’m so cool, especially when I’m an ass.” But he’d think he was also super cool, in a letterman jacket, and with a hot girlfriend. But he would disown Craig’s sexuality and Clyde’s crybaby-ness

If Stan watched South Park, he would also think he was Craig, but because of Craig’s consistent “idgaf” attitude. He would ignore the sexuality of the character (but he probably shouldn’t)

If Kyle watched South Park, he’d probably think he was Kyle. But that’s boring so I’m going to say Kenny. He’d relate to his being picked on but also he cares for his little brother like Kenny and Karen. Also, constantly being murdered and then just kinda shaking it off seems like something he would say “mood.” To every time it happened. Everyone hates him for it and wishes he would just watch the show.

If Kenny watched South Park he’d probably think he was Tweek. Okay hear me out, but he’s probably pretty paranoid even if he isn’t outwardly freaking out most of the time. He probably (reasonably) feels like he’s going to die most of the time. Also it’s really fun to watch a meth addicted ten year old lose his shit and go “me”

If Butters watched South Park he’d probably think he was Dougie. But specifically General Disarray. He thinks that he’s the sidekick to the world’s greatest supervillain. But Butters gets picked on sometimes and is just a little Twerp. Just like Dougie. Modern Butters may see himself more as Cartman, but if I took the average Butters from the whole show, he’d be Dougie.

If Craig watched he’d think he was Craig. I know this is boring but Craig is super self aware and knows exactly how he looks to other people. If I had to pick someone else he’d relate too I guess I would pick, uhhhh, Shelly? Because he’s an asshole older sibling who is secretly cool as hell. His older sibling role isn’t important in the show, but if he was a real person it would be something that he would think about more.

If Clyde watched South Park he would probably think he was either Craig or To(l)k(i)en. It depends on how self aware he is. If he isn’t sure of how much of a bitch he is, than he’s Craig. An awesome, uncaring asshole with a bitchy blond partner. If he’s more self-aware (which he probably isn’t) then he’s To(l)k(i)en. A little bit off a pussy (this is based off “Here Comes the Neighborhood”) with a regular girlfriend.

The only reason why Candy is a fairly popular South Park ship is because a lot of the South Park fandom turns Wendy into a catty, bitchy, hateful bully in fanfic, and the popularity of Style plays a role in that. Candy is basically to Kyman as Style is to Stendy. How are people shipping Candy after Dances With Smurfs and Breast Cancer Show Ever? Plus, Cartman literally has booed Wendy numerous times. As for Kyman, it’s pretty self explanatory. It’s almost as bad as Candy, but worse.

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I still find it amusing that in regards to both Post Covid and the Pandemic Special, a major theme/joke that is tied to both would be that the only person who would thrive and be living their best life in chaotic and uncertain times would be Cartman: between being the only one as far as we saw who was having a ball in quarantine (as one would naturally expect of his character) while the others wanted to get back to normal pre-pandy, even going as far as wanting to go back to school in-person; and then growing up to be a happily married man, father, and a successful and respected rabbi, perfectly satisfied with every facet of his adult life.

Actually, now that i think about it... who do yall think would win in a fight? Kyle or kenny?