mammal AU fun fact
25's tail becomes heart shaped whenever she's excited/cheerful
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re: that fucking staff post. obviously death to algorithms, but i also wanna interrogate the wider underlying assumptions of their logic there cuz. is 'success' having lots of followers & lots of popular posts??? why is that the end goal of using this website. i don't open tumblr to get attention from strangers, i open tumblr to read funny jokes and interesting commentary and to see cool art. encouraging clout-chasing will only increase user engagement if you successfully get people literally addicted to the associated dopamine hit. what if we didn't have to do that!!! what if a website could be a place you went to on purpose because you had fun there!!!!
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Archduke of Baldur's Gate? Oh, you mean my big tiddy goth girlfriend? My Final Fantasy villain reject? My 40 year old gamer who subsists off of mountain dew and doritos? My skrunkly little tyrant? My struggling actor in an early 2000's hair product commercial? My ride-or-die Durge simp? The man that proposed to me with a Taco Bell hot sauce packet? My precious Gorty? My wife? My-
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Having feelings about Desire's dinner outfit to say the least
[inprnt | RB]
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concept where hob is like: sure we are married and we kiss and cuddle and have sex and spend all our time together but he couldn't actually feel that way about me, it's just a friend thing, platonic marriage, it's different for supernatural creatures, we're just pals, besties, mates, he doesn't return my feelings--
meanwhile dream: WE HELD HANDS ONCE AND WE ARE NOW ETERNALLY DEVOTED TO EACH OTHER. I'M OBSESSED WITH YOU AND MY ENTIRE WORLD REVOLVES AROUND YOU NOW, I WILL KILL FOR YOU, I'LL DIE FOR YOU, IF YOU LEAVE ME I'M REDUCING THIS WORLD TO DUST AND THEN I'LL KILL MYSELF. THIS RELATIONSHIP WILL TRANSCEND THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE YOU WILL NEVER ESCAPE MY GRASP I'M GOING TO BREAK OPEN YOUR RIBCAGE AND LIVE THERE I'M GOING TO--
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Ah yes my favorite dynamic, the humanoid manifestation of a concept out of human understanding x just a guy™ but not just any guy, a history teacher, oh! and he is immortal
Something based on that unpublished Hob and Dream sketch that's been going around lately
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✨blorbo wrapped✨ except I’ve been fixated on the same character for a whole year
Thank you @virgo-dream for this cute and fun template! If you guys want to do this here’s the link to Virgo’s blank template for your blorbo wrapped
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A collection of reapers
1. Death of the endless but the Netflix version
2. Discworld death + the death of rats
3. Death from The Book Thief - the first time I read this book was a translation, and since death is a feminine noun in Portuguese they made death a she. This changes nothing about the story, but I’ve reread it in English since and still keep picturing death as a she
4. Kravitz adventure zone
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@jezebelng these are the endless numbers
One: male
Two: female
Three: male
Four: female
Five: female
Six: male
Seven: male
Eight: male
Nine: female
Ten: male
Eleven: female
Twelve: female
Thirteen: female
Fourteen: male
Fifteen: female
Sixteen: female
Seventeen: male
Eighteen: male
Nineteen: male
Twenty: female
Twenty one: female
Twenty two: male
Twenty three: female
Twenty four: female
Twenty five: female
Twenty six: female
Twenty seven: female
Twenty eight: male
Twenty nine: male
Thirty: non-binary
Thirty one: female (originally non-binary)
Thirty two: female
Thirty three: female
Thirty four: male
Thirty five: female
Thirty six: female
Thirty seven: male
Thirty eight: female
Thirty nine: male
Forty: male
Forty one: female
Forty two: female
Forty three: male
Forty four: female
Forty five: non-binary
Forty six: male
Forty seven: male
Forty eight: female
Forty nine: male
Fifty: female
Plus: male
I'll make 51 - 100 soon
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“the school just HAD to add this bloke into the curriculum didn’t they??”
“well he is one of the most influential writers in english history..”
“and who’s fault is that?”
“…” *smug cat aura*
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theres something about these two bickering that makes me put aside everything im doing at any given time and not rest until the image in my head sees the light of day
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i am honestly so in awe of how when louis first announced the away from home festival, he did it completely for free and the logistics of handling that must've been insane and now, he's been able to take it to two entirely different countries, on different continents and the venue he has now is literally four times bigger than the first time. this time next year he'll either be doing a full blown 80k capacity venue or doing a proper weekend festival and it honestly fascinates me how when louis puts his mind to something, he never half arses it, he gives his all to it and it always soars so high
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