Mary: Hey, uh, I normally wouldn'ts say this, but, uh, I hads a good time having sex with you last night.

Robin: Yeah. Me too. You good at it.

Mary: Thanks.

Robin:

Robin: But, uh, not gonna happen again.

Mary: Oh, no, surely nots.

Robin: Might, though.

Mary: If did, wouldn'tst be opposed to it.

Robin: Me too. But just sex part. Me find rest of you repulsive.

Mary: Oh, the sound of your voice makes me want to punch myself in the throat.

Robin: Yes.

BBC Ghosts Memes 1

I haven’t done any proper art in like nearly 4 months, so why not come back with something extremely indulgent?

Hey, so my phone almost caught fire!

I'm sitting in bed browsing tumblr while charging my phone, and I get a very brief pop-up about 3rd party chargers. I used to get these kind of pop-ups all the time when I had an iphone (the phone could tell when it wasn't an apple brand charger and sometimes wouldn't work), but this has never happened since I got an android. This pop-up was so brief I almost missed it, just a split second, I didn't even have time to read it, I just unconsciously noticed that it said something about 3rd party chargers and then disappeared. Then I start hearing a clicking noise. A clicking noise coming from my charger port, followed by the smell of burning plastic. It wasn't clicking, it was arcing electricity.

I unplugged my charger from my phone and burnt my fingers because the end was sparking. Part of the cable melted, and so did a chunk of the charger port itself. My phone still works, but the charger short circuited for some reason, and now I can't plug it back in, and it's almost dead, and none of my data is backed up, and the atnt store by my house doesn't have tech people who can look at it, so if I go in tomorrow they'll tell me the only thing I can do is buy a new one, and I'm pissed off!

And now I'm getting an endless stream of notifications that "moisture has been detected in your usb port." Is melted plastic technically moist? It's solidified at this point, so I don't know what it keeps detecting. The notification won't go away, it keeps flicking on and off, so I can't even turn off my screen. I'm gonna have to turn the whole phone off and hope that the battery isn't too fried to turn back on.

I am having a very bad night.

Home care tip:

You can replace fuses with nails. But watch out!

The smell that my gear emits is glorious when I do this

POKEMON: PROJECT VOLTAGE ⚡️ vs. HATSUNE MIKU (#01 - 05)

Ingo, being partnered to a fire type, is actually very comfortable in the heat.

Elesa and Emmet on the other hand, suffer.

Welcome to the desert kiddos! (That rock Ingo picked up sure looks familiar…

…naaah.)

Masterpost for more shenanigans!

*wakes up in a cold sweat* is someone cooking fish or am i about to die

LEMME TELL YOU WHEN I SCREAMED

I FUCKING SCREAMED

EXO | minimalist Pokemon cards

halloween, or as it's also known, msa rewatch day,

its a shame that scientology is the name of a rich person cult and not a really cool religion that thinks of scientific equations and laws of physics as a celestial language that allows us to understand the universe and the energies of wind and gravity and that the forces that act on the world around us are holy and curiosity to learn about them is holy and being a scholar learning to fight against them and work with them and discover new ones makes you a prophet. or whatever

I don’t know if I ever posted this, but I drew it last year and it’s still good enough looking to get posted :P

It’s truly astounding the amount of people who decide to open a coffee shop with 0 coffee knowledge or experience and refuse to listen to the guidance or advice of anybody with experience. Trying to think of any other industry outside of food/bev or retail in which this is commonplace

‘I did what I did because I love my kids:’ Florida school bus driver saves 40 students from fire

‘I did what I did because I love my kids:’ Florida school bus driver saves 40 students from fire

Good News Notes: “A West Melbourne principal said if not for the quick actions of a school bus driver, 40 students might have never come home. Imagine Schools at West Melbourne, a pre-K-12 charter school, said Janet O’Connell saw smoke coming from the hood of her bus just ten minutes into her route after dismissal Tuesday afternoon. Principal Brian DeGonzague said O’Connell quickly pulled over…

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