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senuri14 · 4 months
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Kartein : Wow, they really hate us.
Kayden : Yes, perhaps they’re homophobic.
Kartein : But we’re not gay, Kayden .
Kayden :
Kartein :
Kayden : We’re not?
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tarosucheon · 1 year
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(At the WAA academy) Jisuk: Inhyuk, there's an monster under my bed. It's really ugly and scary.
Sucheon, on the bottom bunk: honestly, fuck you
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wangxianslillotus · 2 years
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Kartein: Why would you be here, disguised as a fat cat and letting this... weak skinny boy call you his master?
Kayden: Look at him.
*Jiwoo, petting the cats and smiling at the sun outside like it's the best day of his life*
Kartein:......
Kartein: okay. Yeah. Fair.
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ultra-violeta-delia · 11 months
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Amyeong loves her little brother Jiwoo, but for God's sake, if that boy wasn't Doctor Yujeong's son and looked so much like her, Amyeong would have already whacked that hollow little head hard enough to cause trauma.
Jiwoo after being beaten and almost killed for the thousandth time because he trusted too much.
Amyeong: Jiwoo, what have I already told you?
Jiwoo: That not everyone is nice?
Amyeong: What else is it?
Jiwoo: Shouldn't I play the hero?
Amyeong: Exactly, brother. Exactly.
Jiwoo: I'm sorry Hyung, it's just that I couldn't just ignore it.
Amyeong: Forget it. Let's tend to his wounds and then we'll talk.
Jiwoo: Yes Hyung.
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shesalewa · 2 months
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Jisuk: humanity sucks.
Subin: you're human too.
Jisuk: I know. That's why I always hide in the toilet room.
Jiwoo: huh.
Wooin: ...???
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littlekohai77 · 2 years
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Eleceed incorrect quotes #3
Y/n: Sorry, I'm late...... I was doing things....
Kayden: *panting* *yelling* They pushed me down the fucking stairs!
Y/n: Push is such a strong word. I prefer to call it.... Giving you a little nudge.
Kayden: Oh, I'll give you a little nudge when I shove my dick up your ass.
Y/n: Hey! Watch your fucking language in front of the top tens.
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reofyx · 2 years
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eleceed incorrect quotes part 12
subin: which one of you fuckers was going to tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water?
jiwoo: y-you were putting it in cold water…?
subin: yeah? i thought for, like, 5 years that people just put it in hot water to speed the tea-ification process. didn’t realize there was an actual reason. you think i have the patience to boil the water for 3 minutes?
jisuk: you don’t have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes?
subin: NOW WHY ARE YOU PUTTING IT IN THE MICROWAVE TO BOIL IT?
jisuk: do you think i have the patience to boil water on the stove?
wooin: … it takes less than a minute
jisuk: what? is your stovetop powered by the fucking sun?
jiwoo: how long did it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove?
subin: like seven minutes
gangseok, trying to help after being quiet for so long: just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boil in, like, 2 minutes. for less time you use a saucepan.
jisuk: you’re putting the whole mug on the stove? on medium heat? wow, your stove must be fucking enchanted!
sucheon, close to losing it: all of you are fucking idiots.
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ladyhatter614 · 2 years
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[At the World Awakeners Academy]
Sucheon: Excuse me, I lost my group. Can I make an announcement?
Employee: Of course.
*Leans into the mic*
Sucheon: Goodbye you little shits.
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chengsandagan111 · 2 years
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At Jiyoung's office...
Jiwoo: so.. Uhm... Must be lonely being on the top... Alone...? *sad baby face*
Jiyoung: ...
Jiyoung: *mumbles* not if you sit here with me.
Jiwoo: ...
Jiyoung: ...
Jiyoung: *blushing intensifies*
Jiyoung: i mean... Yeah. Sometimes...
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lamisence · 7 months
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Jiwoo: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Curtin: Wasn't Kayden with you?
Kayden: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
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senuri14 · 5 months
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Kayden : *Kicks the door open, looking panicked*
Kartein : What did you do?!
Kayden : NOBODY DIED!
Kartein : WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!
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honestlyautomaticchaos · 10 months
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Jiwoo: How petty are you?
Arthur: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.
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blue-howlite · 2 years
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Kayden: You lying, cheating piece of garbage!
Kartein: Oh yeah? You're the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. Welcome to the real world!
Kayden: I'm leaving, and I'm taking Jiwoo AND the cats with me!
Kartein: YOU WOULDN'T-
Jiwoo, picking up the monopoly board: I think we should stop playing.
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crazydaymycrazyway · 24 days
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Jisuk, grumbling: Big mood
Kartein: What does that mean, big mood?
Jiwoo: Uh, well Mr. Kartein, umm, it kinda means like, me too, I guess
Kartein: Is that so?
/A few days later/
Kayden: With all this frame sh*t going on, I'm kind of worried about Jiwoo's safety
Kartein: Big mood Kayden, big mood
Kayden:
Kayden: Jiwoo Seo, what did you do?
(From @canonavengers (forgot the platform) about avengers)
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ultra-violeta-delia · 11 months
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Jurion: Amyeong, please go get some sun.
Amyeong, a dark goth: Why do you want me to go to my death, brother?
...
Duke: Argh, my brothers are such idiots.
Person: True, they are real suckers. Especially that Jiwoo, who is crazy about cats.
Duke: What did you say about my brothers, bitch?!
...
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shesalewa · 2 months
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Subin the moment she turns 19,
Context, Subin turns 19 gets to drink beer while others can't, gets drunk.
Subin: you come around these parts often? Haha. Haha.
Jisuk: you are 19. I am 18. I will put you into big boy prison.
Subin: ah–em mAh bad whoopsie.
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