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Am I BAWLING my eyes out? Because all Jack Rackham wanted to do was leave a mark on history? And be remembered?? And despite years of attempting to emulate the physical toughness and swashbuckling bravery of his fellow pirate captains of legend, it was in fact his pedantic little obsession with getting the right flag art, an action so wholly and undeniably HIM, that ensured his mark on history in the end??? That it's HIS jolly Roger that has endured through time and history as the very symbol of piracy itself????????
If anyone needs me, I will be marooning MYSELF on skeleton island!!!!!!
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crazy to think this guy becomes one of the most feared pirates in the new world
credit for meme: p00sy-d3stro7er
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thinking about how when you experience a lot of shame in your formative years (indirectly, directly, as abuse or just as an extant part of your environment) it becomes really difficult to be perceived by other people in general. the mere concept of someone watching me do anything, whether it's a totally normal activity or something unfamiliar of embarrassing, whether I'm working in an excel spreadsheet or being horny on main, it just makes my skin crawl and my brain turn to static because I cannot convince myself that it's okay to be seen and experienced. because to exist is to be ashamed and embarrassed of myself, whether I'm failing at something or not, because my instinctive reaction to anyone commenting on ANYTHING I'm doing is to crawl into a hole and die. it's such a bizarre and dehumanizing feeling to just not be able to exist without constantly thinking about how you are being Perceived. ceaseless watcher give me a god damn break.
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MOST UNHINGED CHARACTER INTRODUCTIONS EVER, in one corner you’ve got John Silver unnamed man literally crashing into the narrative and kicking it all off, in the other our enigmatic Captain Flint with his first words “it’s done”, summarizing the end before we’ve even begun. I’m going insane 🙂
(silver’s first line of dialogue is “sorry”, btw. If you even care)
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i want to rip bj hunnicutt apart with my bare hands, but mike farrell i want to kiss gently on his lovely big forehead… hawkeye pierce i want to look after for the rest of his life, but i want to hunt alan alda for sport. do you understand
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Silverflint Bathing Fic Rec List
So I realized I had most of this rec list already compiled because I really like reading about the Pirate Lads getting squeaky clean. So here ya go!
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All Our Yesterdays by trill_gutterbug:
Summary: “It might do you good to stop wallowing in your own filth,” Flint replies. “Although just as likely you’d dissolve completely.”
Silver shakes his head. “If you haven’t, I certainly won’t.”
Flint opens his hand invitingly. “Come find out.”
Silver regards him thoughtfully for a long moment. “We won’t fit.”
Flint adjusts himself, sitting up straighter. He lifts one dripping leg onto the edge of the rim, opening a vee of space in the water. “There’s room.”
Bathed by twofronteethstillcrooked:
Summary: An itch had caused him to reach back to scratch. His fingers came away red as the pain shot like cannon fire across his shoulder.
Silver went pale as he rushed nearer. “You told me you weren’t injured.”
Flint shrugged. “I didn’t think I was.”
Silver seemed to be clenching his teeth hard enough to crack rock. His nostrils flared. “We should see to it before you head much further inland.” He sounded like someone Flint did not want to test on the matter.
what the water gave me by youatemytailor:
Summary: “Captain,” Silver says, firmly, like this is the most important discussion they have ever had, “Come here now and let me smell your goddamned hair.”
Aftermath by Thiebes:
Summary: It had only been days without Silver in front of him, but Flint couldn’t take his eyes away.
Flint gives Silver a bath after being captured by Israel Hands.
I wish for once we could stay gold by jaynovz:
Summary: Madi has discovered that pirates truly are a grimy bunch, but her two have managed to keep fairly clean the last few months when they had access to fresh water.
The governor’s mansion is filled with bustle, men scurrying about, seeking answers from both Captain Flint and their new King, but there is time enough to steal them away. Time enough this evening for some respite, to cleanse the grief and violence from the last few days alongside the dirt.
the only way out is the way back in by samedifference61:
Summary: And Silver obviously means to further agitate Flint’s state when he says, “Do you know what she said to me this morning? She said, ‘I cannot understand why the two of you have not been intimate yet.’”
a shared bath, a conversation about death, and a promise
A State of Undress by mycapeisplaid:
Summary: It’s not everyday you get to undress your Captain.
Note: Specifically chapter four for the bathing, but the whole series is great :))
from whence we came and to where we shall go by princesskay:
Summary: Only a starving man could be this hungry – this recklessly wanton.
Our Longed-For Bed by mapped:
Summary: Flint wishes for something he may call home again. Perhaps Silver is that something.
Surety by Magnetism_bind:
Summary: After Silver’s finally returned from the sea Flint has to deal with his feelings.
Here there is liberation by frau_kali:
Summary: The water was cool against his skin, making him shiver, probably visibly. He touched the sponge against the area around his stump, doing his best not to wince. The water always helped, always lessened the pain.
“I’d be careful not to waste a single drop of that, if I were you,” Flint spoke up from his desk, making notes in his log. He hadn’t looked at Silver since his quartermaster had removed his clothing. Probably too distracting, Silver thought, with a twist of newfound pride.
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In which Silver teases Flint, is teased in return, and begins to discover a thing he didn’t know he wanted. Oh, and also hair washing and pulling :)
Princes of the New World by x_etoile_x:
Summary: “This is your plan?” Flint sneers, looking at Silver like he’d expected no better. “Hiding below decks like a rat?”
“Now Captain, that’s unkind,” Silver pouts, trying to hide his hurt behind teasing reproach. All day he has tried to match Flint, to fight alongside him though he is ill-suited to it, and it has earned him nothing but disdain. Now it’s time to do things his way for a while. “Like a stowaway, at least.”
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After they have taken the warship and been cast out of the crew, Flint and Silver are forced to contend with each other and the nature of their relationship.
Note: Bathing specifically in chapter 4, but the whole series this belongs to, our feast is but beginning, is top tier, highly recommend.
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As always, hit me up if there is a fic you think I’ve missed! <3 <3
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every episode of iwtv is like louis is stressed the fuck out and lestat (it’s probably his fault), posing gayly in the background, is like “can we have sex”
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Photosets that make me feel like I'm looking into the sun
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Spice Up Your Sex Life Tip: Torment your roommate together~
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it’s easy to forget, so I’ll remind y’all: you can make fantasy versions of anything. yes even things you might not think about. like soil types. I am thinking of fantasy soil types right now
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