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Stupid Things People Say
Kids say stupid shit. This is just a compilation of the things kids at my school have said.Submissions welcome!
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Grass is not running away. It's just there. You either eat it or not.
my bio teacher
#bc this is how they taught us#just#its ridiculous#but if you eat grass#it will always be there#teacher quote#out of context quotes
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A***, you should work for Microsoft, because you gave me a technically correct answer, but that wasn’t what I was looking for.
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No tide pod based metaphors are allowed in class either
my physics teacher (during the tide pod suicide meme craze)
#teacher quote#out of context quote#tw suicide mention#just to be safe#g#but my physics teacher was the best#i wish he was still my teacher
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If you shake a cow, would the milk that comes out be cheese?
my friend
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D****! Are you trying to break both legs?! Face forward when you walk child!
my history teacher (to a kid with a broken leg on crutches)
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you sound like you’re sexually attracted to plants
a classmate to another girl
#she was reading her college admissions essay#apparently she wrote about plants#and she wrote as those she really really like them#she apparently doesnt actually like them that much#student quote#out of context quotes
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classmate: What’s that smell? … Something’s burning.
teacher: Probably brain cells.
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Really cause meat-eating plants are at the top of my wishlist for colleges, isn’t it on yours?
classmate
#this is referring to a girls college admissions essay that will be posted before or after this post#sarcasm obviously#this girl says a lot of funny things#f#student quote#out of context quotes
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student: “You can’t be hanged [for adultery]”
teacher: “not by the courts ... sorry that was dark and morbid. That’s Fifty Shades of Don’t Go There”
#discussing the crucible in ap lang class#analysis#lit analysis#student quote#teacher quote#out of context quotes
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Every time something freezes it doesn’t have to do with Santa!
my lit teacher getting frustrated with us
#lit teacher#literature class of course#we do the weirdest things#poem analysis#teacher quote#out of context quotes
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Was [classmates name] ever born? I feel like he just showed up when [school name] was created.
a classmate
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student: “Wait are you saying it’s a team of male cheerleaders?”
teacher: “Uhhh...more like a group of motivational men.”
me: “That’s worse.”
#we were talking about the all male college he attended#and it went weird places#idk#teacher quote#my quote#student quote#out of context quotes
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It’s not murder if you only stab him once.
classmate referring to a Caesar-like situation in which she would kill her friend
#again this went weird places#most of my classmates conversations do#f#student quotes#out of context quotes
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I take it back, it’s fine for people to wear a belt if they aren’t pulling up their pants.
a classmate
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Is there a housing crisis in Heaven?!?!?
a friend
#a#student quote#my friend#i dont know how this came up#knowing us#literature class#its always lit#out of context quote
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I'll take a page out of [his] book and [I'll] shove it up his ass
a classmate
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AP Lit is the surly old man of APs
a classmate
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