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escriturasss · 2 years

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You know, after saving the world for a reasonable amount of times, you would think you can win against whatever. And if you save the world from interdimensional bloodthirsty monsters, one of them killing with his mind, then you think nothing surprises you anymore.

-But how Maedhros got to be there, wasnt his hand cuffed to a montain?-

Eddie whines and, covering his face with his hands, responds- YOU ARE NOT LISTENING STEVE. FINGON SAVED HIM BY CHOPPING HIS HAND OFF.

-oh!- Steve nodded absentmindly- auch that gotta hurt.

Eddie gives him an indifferent gaze.

They were hanging out in Steves house, the kids and part of his older friends. Nancy and Robin couldnt come because of job, but Eddie said he made time to come with Dustin. But the he got trapped between them and their stupid Tolkien obssesion. In reality, Steve couldnt give two shits bout what The Silmarillion was about. But Eddie and Dustin keep doing this weird, rare, funny for them, alegories or metaphores that he does not understand.

He hates not understanding.

Eddie keeps talking moving the plot 'And then Luthien just wins the battle with her awesome song, beating Sauron... Harrington are you even listening.

-Yeah yeah of course, she was going after that stone.- Honestly? He isnt even listening. Watching Eddie explaining and talking something he is passionate about is art in itself. The voices, the expressions his face makes, how his hands keep doing this gestures he couldnt keep his eyes off, everything is far more interesting than whatever is speaking.

-ITS NOT A STONE ITS A SILMARIL. -Eddie lets a frustrated sigh and sits back on the couch.

-Dude youre not gonna make him listen to anything. He is just, like, fucking boring- comments Dustin who is in front of them.

-Okay, rude.

Ruffling his hair with his hand, Eddie lets a 'tch' out ouf his mouth and groans.

-Im sorry if i dont find the Lord of the Rings very appeling.

Dustin and Eddie turn they heads to watch at him with wide eyes as if Steve grew another head.

-ITS THE SILMARILLION- shouts Dustin and Steve slaps his tight while exclaming:

-So thats why you didnt mention Frodo.

Dustin watches horrorized as Steve lains back on the couch with a grin. He turns to glare at Eddie, who is with his mouth shut in a thin line, crearly trying to not slap Steves face.

-Listen, The Silmarillion its about all the first age, the creation of the Earth, the lands, the riots between the Elves, the rules and Melkor, the curse of the silmarils and the story behind them that follows Feanor sons and...

-Dude, dude! Slow down!- interrupts Steve amused at Eddie with his mouth hanging open from being talked over.

Dustins agonizes passing a hand through his face and, with a monotonous voice explains -The Lord of the Rings is a battle between races to destroy the one ring. The Silmarillion is about cursed and powerful stones that glow.

Looking at Eddie with a sly grin, Steves says- That wasnt difficult to do. right, Munson?

-Alright, im done.

Eddie gets up and storms off the living room, clearly pissed. Steve follows him.

-Aw cmon Munson! Im joking, of course i know what The Silmarillion is about. Ive listened.

-Prove it.- defies Eddie while opening a beer, not even looking at him.

-Ok so you have these three stones that are very pretty and Feanor, their creator, is weirdly obssesed with- Steve looks at Eddie trying to get a reaction out of him, disappointed when he dont find any, he is not even looking at him. -And like Feanor defies Aule and...

-Manwe- the other corrects him.

-Yeah, Manwe, and says his rules are pretty stupid. So he gathers all elves, his sons, nieces and brothers to go to find a land for themselves. Actually im with Nerdanel in this one, thats pretty fucking stupid.

Eddie eyes perk up at his opinion and gestures him to continue.

-I mean, you have all this fucking glorious land with fucking parties and pretty people and everyone adores you and you have lived all your life and like there are like fucking gods and trees that glow and you decide to go and comit fucking arson because you dont want to SHARE YOUR STONES!

Eddie lets of a laugh, amused at Steves lashing.

-That actually didnt happen like that but its ok. You were listening, Harrington. I give you that.- and Eddie toast his can of beer to the air and chugs a sip from it.

-Well, now that i proved it to you that im a great listener i think i deserve something in return.

At this, Eddie sounds surprised. He laids back on the kitchen counter and, smiling at him comments:

-Do you want a fucking prize for being a listener?

-A listener for your hobbies.

-oh wow thats actually amazing, thanks for being a decent person.

-Aw, cmon. It does not have to be something grand.

Eddie watches him with a sly grin and shouted:

-Yo! Dustin! Steve says he wants a prize for being a good listener!

Steve can hear the wheeze that Dustin makes.

-THATS SO LAME.

Eddia can see how Steve pouts at Dustins response and murmurs -i can give you a kiss if you want...

Steve flips his head so fast it makes him dizzy but what the fuck did he just heard.

-what???

-EW EW EW- Says Dustin while pretending to gag.

Eddie blushes and cusses- WHAT do you have like a supersonic hearing??? This is something you adquired in the upside down??? Do you upgrade your habilites after some trauma??

Hearing this, Dustin laughs while Steve points an acussative finger to him, screaming something like dont change the subject. Eddie holds his hands in the air in surrender, smirking.

-DUSTIN GET YOUR ASS RIGHT HERE!

Dustin groans and goes straight to the living room again, trying to find Mike who is calling him.

While glancing around, Steve leans onto Eddies personal space and, hugging him from his waist, smiles.

-So, do you think they know?

At Eddies snort, he grins even wider.

-Yeah, no shit. After the flirting you pulled over there i think they do.

-Does that mean i can claim my prize?

Eddie smirk, -No. You have to tell me all the Lord of the Rings Lore- He grins watching Steve whines and complain.

Yeah, maybe he can give him all the prizes in the world.

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